This Is A Sign
Chestica Simpson started to perform the song "With You" on Good Morning America today, but had to stop because the police arrived and were about to arrest her for disturbing the peace. No. Chestica told the audience: "Hold on, I know this is live TV but I can't hear anything."
You're not the only one, honey. I could barely hear anything either after listening to her frog warble for a few seconds. Jessica should take this as a fucking sign. Even her own ear monitor couldn't take that shit!
Chest started the song again, but continued to have issues. Click here to see this shit.
Her "hearing" issues weren't her only problems. What in the pork rind hell was she wearing?! It looks like Miss Piggy's unused maternity dress from when she had a pregnancy scare that one time.
Personally, I don't think Chestica is knocked up. She's just an attention whore! Papa Joe wants people to think Ches is with child, so they can keep talking about her ass. And I've fallen for his trap. Damn him!
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I like her shoes, even though her toes are hanging over the edge.
The main pic -- is that the face she pulls when she when she sucks daddy off???
*whispers* I actually like the song "With You".
She RUINED it with the GMA performance.
BITCH LIP SINC!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE NEW SINGLE!
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Spunky...
Is your avvie a blog ad? LMAO
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I watched her for a few minutes this morning. When the GMA guy told her that her country album received good reviews, she was like, "Wow, my stuff usually isn't critically acclaimed!" It was funny b/c she said it in a way that was very self-effacing. It made me hate her just a little less.
Anyway, she's still embarrassing.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Can anybody tell me what's so special about this bitch!!!?????? why is she a "singer" or a "performer" why is it her and not me for that matter.....really a bunch of useless Twats!!!!!!
oh "thank you for making it number one" yeah like a million years ago!!!!
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Who styled her, The Zoe?
omg she's such a dork.. i saw the interview on good morning america this morning and she is so air headed its hilarious! tony romo is only enjoying her big boobs but i dont think he is stupid enough to ever marry such a bimbo.... he'll dump her as soon as he gets enough bimbo sex from her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qJydPyF-Qc
Submitted by jollybee on September 9, 2008 - 7:48am.
omg she's such a dork..
Seriously. Corney ass motherfucker. She said in an interview "I love love. I love to be in love. I love love" PUKE
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She'd be a good game show token blonde to move letters or numbers around. They make cue cards for that too right??? Ok maybe in Japan. Or Alaska. Wait? She's flown over Alaska before right? She could be VP. Why not go for that?
Oh I'm sure she abhors Carrie Underwood, the smarter, prettier, younger, more talented and successful version of herself.
So, has she shown up to any football games yet wearing Romo's number like a retard?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
The main photo is beyond hysterical! She looks like she was punched in the gut.
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You'd think she'd get it by now. Not a Britney. Not a Carrie. Just a Jessica. She needs to get pregnant and wither away into obscurity.
Submitted by senoritame on September 9, 2008 - 11:50am.
She's so lame that I feel bad for her. I wish I didn't, but she tries so hard it makes me embarrassed for her.
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I agree. She is cringe-worthy.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
She must HATE Carrie Underwood -
Jessica's the epitome of D lister for sure.
That song is # 1?? wtf like in 1999?
I don't know about that. I think Tony Romo IS as dumb as she is.
What's up with the laughable fake accent she using (use'n)? She was putt'n a "n" and the end of all her sentences to make her sound country. Only she ended up sounding like the ridiculous fool she is. She has no stage presence. Her horse kick'n, foot stomp'n was hilarious!
An embarassing performance and sorry, but Tony Romo *is* dumb enuf to marry her. Something about pro athletes and dumb blondes but I used to think that was mainly baseballers.
She's so lame that I feel bad for her. I wish I didn't, but she tries so hard it makes me embarrassed for her.
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 9, 2008 - 3:14pm.
I do have good stuff my lady!
I canz gibz yew somez!
*puts on a garlic necklace to keep Papa Joe away*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
When she puts that microphone where it actually belongs she'll be better off and so will we as long as she doesn't do that on stage as well. I don't think it's big enough though.
Sweet God, that was awful.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
I think I know who Jess' vocal coach is:
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=eunice++feelings&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
When did she say she farts a lot?
Submitted by yepyepyep on September 9, 2008 - 11:45am.
neither can Rihanna, Miley Cirus, Britney Spears, no one who raps, Kathy Perry, etc. etc. etc.......
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true dat!
Last week I walked by a construction site and one of the workers was singing "The Way You Make Me Feel."
Oy, the voice of an angel.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
Is this what she learned from fucking John Mayer? Make hideous faces when *ahem* singing??
I mean, she actually looked PROUD of herself at the end of that nightmare! I might find it humorous that her whole family has convinced itself she has talent if it weren't so abominable that they push her "music" on the public.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
It is a sign.... of the apocolypse.
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
John Mayer totally taught her how to make that particular face. Looks like someone is giving her anal and is making her cry!
Your face!
Mrs.Kravitz on September 9, 2008 - 1:38pm.
edited. I just listened. Sheesh. She really can't sing.
neither can Rihanna, Miley Cirus, Britney Spears, no one who raps, Kathy Perry, etc. etc. etc.......
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Lolo
You gotz any good stuff? Cuz I can use a lil' right about now
*I will defend you from papa Joe*
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I would have that look on my face too if I sounded like her.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 9, 2008 - 2:34pm
She is trying to hold in a fart thats why and that also the reason for the expression on her face and she has her tongue out because she is trying to breath through her mouth
Remenber she say she farts alot
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
God Bless the Sound Engineer who tried to save the audience from the sound of a dying calf in a hail storm.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Mrs. K, you could be right. I mean, pregnancy and weight gain have similar characteristics: Chi-chis get bigger, along with face and belly. I think that her tongue falling out of her mouth issue is more related to weight gain, though. Is she drooling in any of the pics?
Take a good look y'all. This is Britney 2.0. She will be shaving her head in a matter of months.
She makes the stupidest faces. Even when she talks her mouth looks like a frog. Begone already!
I saw her on my way to work...she is a tiny little thing
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
LOL...Stoney: next we'll see her doing the fair circuit, where she'll feel right at home with the piggies, greasy fries and frozen bananas.
Someone on another site mentioned that there weren't more than 50 people in the audience. From that vid it looks more like 40.
I laugh when she kicks her leg like she is going to start doing a two step.
Her backup singers are quite good.
Shame to be washed up at such a young age. What on earth will she do with the rest of her life?
I'm starting to feel really bad for her :/
Put your tongue back in your mouth you stupid bitch!
Submitted by KD on September 9, 2008 - 11:35am.
Does anyone think she is really pregnant? I'm thinking she prolly is.
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I think she is an emotional eater on a runaway train to obesity.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
Seriously, how long is she going to be allowed to tour the country and shit all over the stage and her audience with that terrible voice? That performance was even worse than the Opry one!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I am totally convinced that this girl has serious emotional issues and is going to implode any second.
edited. I just listened. Sheesh. She really can't sing.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
I PEAKED OVER WHEN WATCHING SPORTSCENTER WHILE RUNNING THIS MORNING AND SAW THIS FAT PIG YAPPING..DOES SHE SING OR JUST TALK TO THE FUCKING LOSERS WHO COME TO SEE HER SING THAT SHIT MUSIC...SHE'S CUUUUUUUNTRY KNOW YA'LL...I'M NOT SURE IF SHE IS 'COUNTRY', BUT THIS BITCH LOOKS FUCKING BLOATED FAT..PUT DOWN THE CHEESY WEINY'S JESS AND GO FOR A LOOOOOOOONG WALK!!
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 9, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Of course she's not knocked up. Although it wouldn't surprise me if papa Joe watched as Chestica and Romo did the nasty and then forced Romo to cum inside. GROSS
Now see there Miss Priss? This just shows you that you need to spend more time playing at my house smoking the good stuff if youre thinking like that!
That truthy feel you had going on there scared me becasue of the potential truth.
*cries and gigles and hides int he closet cause Joe is coming and he scares me*
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 9, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I am totally convinced that this girl has serious emotional issues and is going to implode any second.
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Does anyone think she is really pregnant? I'm thinking she prolly is.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 9, 2008 - 11:26am.
couldn't have said it better!
twat. ugh.
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!
And why is she groping herself and shit? Hiking up her skirt she can't even stand herself
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