This Is A Sign
Chestica Simpson started to perform the song "With You" on Good Morning America today, but had to stop because the police arrived and were about to arrest her for disturbing the peace. No. Chestica told the audience: "Hold on, I know this is live TV but I can't hear anything."
You're not the only one, honey. I could barely hear anything either after listening to her frog warble for a few seconds. Jessica should take this as a fucking sign. Even her own ear monitor couldn't take that shit!
Chest started the song again, but continued to have issues. Click here to see this shit.
Her "hearing" issues weren't her only problems. What in the pork rind hell was she wearing?! It looks like Miss Piggy's unused maternity dress from when she had a pregnancy scare that one time.
Personally, I don't think Chestica is knocked up. She's just an attention whore! Papa Joe wants people to think Ches is with child, so they can keep talking about her ass. And I've fallen for his trap. Damn him!
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She totally looks "used up" in that main picture.
Farrah Fawcett in "The Burning Bed", anyone?
ROTFLMAO @ "Do it again, one, two, three, UH!" and her band totally ignoring her.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Lurves it how she turns on the twang now that she's a CUNTry "star".
looks like shes constipated and trying to push out a huge, spikey poopy doody through a sore hieny. 1 word: Dulcolax.
you aint country just cause you got that thar dress on sale at the dress barn slut!
OH GOD THAT SONG!
That song is 37,000,000 1/2 years old!
With nothing but your t-shirt on you should just sit down and STFU!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Really Tony? Really? You want to settle for this???
*pinches Jessucka's little head*
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Well, not we all know what Jessica will look like when she's shooting a mini Jess out of her cooter. Don't we all feel extremely more uncomfortable now?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
What is she five years old sticking her stupid tongue out like ooops!! I made a boo boo
I swear these two Simpson idiot sisters make me so mad.
Of course she's not knocked up. Although it wouldn't surprise me if papa Joe watched as Chestica and Romo did the nasty and then forced Romo to cum inside. GROSS
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Sugar Magnolia
three words...
painful trapped gas
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
i'm sure jess is ready to kill herself...her career is in the toilet, her man will leave her in a matter of time and her little sister is popping out a baby, so the focus will soon be even more off jess...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
she is not a real professional if she was ,she would have continued
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
KEEP YOUR DAMN TONGUE IN YOUR HUGE TRAP, TWAT.
Thanks.
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Keep on keepin' on.
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oh snap! i thought that was kirstie alley when i saw the first pic!