Tuesday, September 9th 2008
Ummm....
If Nicole Richie isn't wearing one of Phoebe Price's luxurious bedazzled headbands, then I'm going to cross her off my Christmas card list! Okay, she was never on my card list, but I will write her name and then quickly cross it off....with a SHARPIE!
On second thought, I don't think one of PP's headbands would even fit Nicole. She has a chickpea head. Nicole's headband probably came off the wrist of her Crystal Splendor Barbie.
Here's Sad Clown Baby's mommy outside the Marc Jacobs show last night.
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She looks like her former stylist, Zoe.
Submitted by JosiePie on September 10, 2008 - 3:39pm.
How does Jerry Blank get in to all of these hoity-toity shows?
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OMG she DOES look like Jerri Blank!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
How does Jerry Blank get in to all of these hoity-toity shows?
Nicole doesn't wear a headband for fashion, for her it's a medical aid. She has a funky hairline, sparse AND frizzay. She had no choice but to go pseudo hippy.
Gawwwd, will someone please put this damn hippy fashion trend out of it's patchouli-scented misery? UGH.
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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
She looked like something out of a bad eighties movie.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She pops amphetamines like candy. I can see it in her eyes.
Chickpea head, lmao!!!
Wrongway ritchie, who's only apparent skill is getting drugged up & driving the wrong way on a freeway, is a do nothing, no talent twat. That anyone pays her any attention is proof positive that hollywood is totally bankrupt of any talent. If a wannabe poser like her, who's never bothered to study acting, can get on TV, then there's something seriously wrong with hollywood.
LOSER, LOSER, LOSER!
WOW, what an outfit! A wife-beater, leather looking gym shorts, tinsel in her hair and VERY ugly shoes. She NEEDS to go to a fashion show.
She stole a redneck's garter belt.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I hate to say this, but J-Lo looks GORGEOUS in the background!!
I hesitate to criticize The Great Cutlets and Sad Clown, but... wtf? Headbands? Unless you're a hippie, a flapper, or a little kid in costume for a school play, these kinds of headbands look. fucking. retarded.
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We Care A Lot
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 9, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 6:16pm.
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Well, there you go:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 6:16pm.
really? I thought it was because she LOOKS like a sad clown. but Aunt Bea DOES make a lot of sense there.
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"Congrats to Nicole, her douche boyfriend and their little Thumbelina. I'm not too sure about the Harlow name. It might grow on me. I'm guessing they named her after Jean Harlow. Harlow Winter sort of sound like a clown's name. A sad clown's name and sad clowns make me sad."
MK - Jan. 11, 2008
i don't know why but i think it's a really pretty headband, i would look like an ass in it though. and i think her sad clown baby is cute! she doesn't look like that much of a sad clown anymore lol
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
That glittery bandana is SO Pat Benatar.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 9, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by senoritame on September 9, 2008 - 5:25pm.
No one answered my "sad clown baby" question...why does MK call her that?
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really? I thought it was because she LOOKS like a sad clown. but Aunt Bea DOES make a lot of sense there.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 9, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Thanks
Submitted by senoritame on September 9, 2008 - 5:25pm.
No one answered my "sad clown baby" question...why does MK call her that?
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Harlow Winter Kate Madden - sounds like a sad clowns name. Hope that helps.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆-------
No one answered my "sad clown baby" question...why does MK call her that?
Submitted by letinstar on September 9, 2008 - 5:10pm.
i'm protesting these headbands...i cannot have it...
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Exactly!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
EWWW! A big fat one! I'm not having it!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
i'm protesting these headbands...i cannot have it...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
The first kids I ever Nannied for were 1 when I took care of them, now they are FOURTEEN and taller than I am. THAT freaks me out. lol
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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
The closest thing I had to a baby is my baby cousin (who is now 15!) I changed that little fucker's diapers and no whe's pissed cause "You bitch left me in Argentina and moved to Canada with that.....with that...blond, green eyed dude. Cause fo sho a guy from the hood wouldn't do for you....you bitch"
And that hurts a little cause he just blabs, he's more like my little brother.
Hopefully he's coming (at least for a little vacation) when he's done with high school.
But they DO grow up too fast....he has a girlfriend, my sweet boy. And I wanna smack the whore outta her. Grrrrr
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Lolo, I have always said, I'd love to be a little kid again, but you couldn't pay me to do 12-18 again. NO WAY IN HELL.
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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 9, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Lolo, I hear that....my neice just turned 10! And my nephew is 6 1/2......fucking crazy....
Ohhhhhhhhh to be ten again! NO THANKS!
I have three neices and i just want to press the pause button when they are around to keep them from going out into this big bad messed up world.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo, I hear that....my neice just turned 10! And my nephew is 6 1/2......fucking crazy....
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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Awwwwww *hugs you*
Hey I got a little weepy too. My youngest niece is turning two soon and well shes growing so fast!
The oldest one is FIVE and i took her school supply shopping. She thinks shes a big girl!
*chokes up* Time does fly by.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on September 9, 2008 - 1:49pm.
LOVE. FAT. BABIES.
Love them!!!!!!!!!
Love those fat feet and fat cheeks and those tiny toes and those fat sticky chubby hands OH MY GOD im like lactaiting!
Love fat babies!
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=( So do I.
Never thought I would cry with one of your comments, LoLo.
Sooo hormonal these days!
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Who has some Crayola?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
HA HA HA!!!!
D-listers are killing me today!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
:( ... I'll rear end you tomorrow and you'll feel better!
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
*clears throat*
*sings to okie*
I like BIG butts and I cannot lie!
You other brothas can't deny!
When Okie walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in yo face
You get SPRUNG!
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'!
Oh baby, I wanna get witcha!
And take yo pitcha'!
My homeboys try to warn me
but that butt you got makin' me so horney!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Okie get some rest and just keep an eye out to make sure you are feeling ok later.
You didnt hit you head or nothing did you?
*hugs you tight bitch*
Glad you are ok!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Were all just happy times that you are OK..Okie dear!!
Enjoy the fattie and get muchas rest!!
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And now for something completely different...
OKie!
Thanks babe! *snatches doobie*
*stupid smirk on face*
I ♥ U!
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Sugar Magnolia
Nova *dances* I got a fattie, a fattie.. *passses out*
I'm going to go home and lay down.. tanks fwiends..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie many smooches and much rugelach to you.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
awwwww ((((((((((((OKIE))))))))))))
*passes Okie a fattie*
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And now for something completely different...
ISprainedMyUvula on September 9, 2008 - 4:16pm
*gives ISMU a cupcake, keeps bowing as I back away*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Xxyxz. thank you!! And thank you guys!! My car IS fucked! And my neck/head hurts really bad! *stalking dude that hit me* *sharpening knives*
I had a bottle w/ xanax in my car, but they were in a empty bottle that said Hydrocodone. *gulp* Cops didn't see..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Sing along with us
Dee dee dee-dee dee
Dah dah dah-dah dah
Yeah we're hap-happy
Dah dah-dah
Dee-dah-do dee-dah-do dah-do-dah
Dah-do-dah-dah-dah
Dah-dah-dah do-dah-dah
Alright ah
Chh chh-chh, uh Chh chh-chh, uh
Chh chh-chh, uh Chh chh-chh, uh
Chh chh-chh, uh Chh chh-chh, uh
Chh chh-chh, uh Chh chh-chh, uh
Chh chh-chh, uh Chh chh-chh, uh
Chh chh-chh, uh Chh chh-chh
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
Give the pregnant woman a cupcake or feel her wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok xxyxz...i hope it works. Its an old Japanese trick....but someone else has to break the box for her. Anywhoo...its worth a try right!!
*waves magic wand* Mecca Lecca Hi...Mecca Higney HO! Make-a Okie High...Make-a Freaky Friday GO!!
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And now for something completely different...
I think I wore that headband to my dance recital in 1986.
MORE SONGS!
IM ANIMAL! BANG ON DRUMS ALL DAYYYAAAAAAAY!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Bad luck and trouble's my only friend,
I've been down ever since I was ten.
Born under a bad sign.
I've been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
*notices a missing cupcake from the platter, looks around*
Aww, poor Oklahoma, send Okie a big fake friend smooch from me.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...