Jacko's Stained Panties Can Be Yours!
Somebody's dreams will come true tomorrow when they win Jacko's size-28 Calvin Klein panties in an eBay auction. The reserve price is $1 million. For that kind of money, Jacko's panty pudding better have bits of diamonds in it. Ugh. Forget I wrote that. It has bits of something, but it ain't diamonds.
The dirty panties in question were part of Jacko's 2003 child molestation case. The DA took a DNA sample from them. The panties eventually found themselves in the hands of a NJ business man (shudder). He got a hold of them in a bankruptcy case. Jacko's undies come sealed in an evidence bag with police tape wrapped around it.
Other shit being auctioned include a handwritten note from Jacko to Lisa Marie Presley explaining why he wants an annulment and a half-used tube of skin bleaching cream.
Whoever buys Jacko's panty-pudding stained undies better automatically receive a surprise visit from Chris Hansen. What the hell do you do with Jacko's Jesus-juice-stained underoos anyway? Actually, I don't even want to know. Even my mind doesn't go to those kind of places. Okay, it does, but I'm not sharing.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU IDIOTS!!
When are you people going to stop talking s*** and insulting Michael Jackson!!
This article is not nice and it's none of your business because he did nothing wrong! There is no proof that those are actually his and they're not from the trial. The man trying to sell them is an asshole and he needs to give Michael his stuff back! Period.
Oh, and the way you talk about him and his children is disgusting. They are his biological children. Black people come in all different colors that's why we're called colored people!! And he has a skin disease(which is very sad)he lost the pigment in his skin that's why they're lighter. People with that disease do not have any pigment left. So, please give Michael a break! Stop bashing him already!!!
Oh, and he is coming back with a new album and a possible tour!! Move over haters the king is back! And he will rock the world!!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
So, do you think Wacko Jacko is FINALLY done fucking with his scary-possum-waxen-pale face? Perhaps he should try to make himself look Negroid again, not the freaky alien Caucasian women that he's become. So sad for MJ.
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Hello dlisted. Good bye lunch.
Sort of on topic; I have a few questions.
a) Does ANYONE believe that those kids are biologically his? I mean anyone at all?
b) Why is he allowed to keep them? Surely he must have been investigated by social services (I think called child services in the US)? Not withstanding his arrests for paedophilia- which at a pinch you could say he was not convicted of but he has obviously lied about the paternity of his children and is claiming to be the biological father of kids he cannot possibly have fathered. This is surely illegal? Not to mention he looks fucking mental, which might be a tad judgemental but I think these is enough here to put a question mark in most social worker minds.
c) Why hasn't the evil bitch who carried these kids for him to buy been hung? I mean that disgusting bitch admitted she was inseminated- god knows with whose sperm- and never planned to be a mother to them. She was paid to have 2 (not sure if she was the vessel for the 3rd) children- real human children- for this freak show. I can’t think of any punishment strong enough and am at a loss as to why she has not been found hanging from a lamppost.
d) No offence to dlisters- a sterling bunch- but in America, if you are a sleb, can you just have whatever kids you want no matter how weird and dangerous you are? Also, can a sleb actually get convicted of a crime other then DUI or drugs?
I'd really like to know the answers to these questions.
I thank you
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Submitted by Triscuit on September 10, 2008 - 8:29am.
My Daughter's friends were over yesterday when this horrific pic was on the screen(they are 11&12)They said"I liked him better when he was black!"
WoW! LoL!
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LOL! That's exactly what the kids here say too...and they're only 9!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
My Daughter's friends were over yesterday when this horrific pic was on the screen(they are 11&12)They said"I liked him better when he was black!"
WoW! LoL!
A Mexican eldersister told us that Miss J took MacCauley Caukin's very first goo-load - and of course swallowed every drop!
(Perhaps this is why MacCauley went on to become a drug addict)
"Thriller" has become a self-fulfilling prophesy:
" . . . something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed."
*foul*
that's all.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
I just barfed in my mouth a little.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I just barfed in my mouth a little.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
If someone actually pays more than $1.59 for this they are sick. I would touch anything this freak owns.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Yeah...
Who could ask for a better companion piece to the newly-released Vern Troyer / Mini-Me Sex Tape?
That is one nasty looking face.
WTF?? The sad thing is we all know some sicko will buy that shit for the asking price...or more.
Nasty!!
They probably still smell like MacCauley Culkin.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I don't think so! eBay removes auctions of used underwear.
Whoa, that's the face that launched a thousand breakfasts.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Ew. Add this to the list of things I wish I'd never had to imagine.
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One step closer to things we need to say
One cut deeper to tear the past away
--Alan Parsons
god he's gross looking... and i guess we where all right about the skin bleaching huh? vidaligo my ass!lolol
i do believe however, that his children are his biologically.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Size 28 underwear for men?! Damn he's a skinny little shit isn't he? That's nasty!
Your face!
Oh GROSS. Fuck that, I want to know what was in that give-me-an-annulment note!
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Has anybody seen Katt Williams in "The Pimp Chronicles, Pt. 1" on HBO?
The hub and I caught him last Saturday. This guy is one funny motherfucker! He does a great bit on Michael Jackson. It starts with, "FUCK MICHAEL!", and explains why. This guy is as crude as can be, but we were crying, he was so funny. If you have HBO, check him out.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 9, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Oh fuck! Eye boogers!!! Poop! Crusty pimple!! ANything?!?!?!?!
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DON'T SAY EYE BOOGER! OR WE WILL DIE!
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What about........................POO?!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
It is against Ebays' policy to sell unclean clothing. The auction will be off the first day.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Oh fuck! Eye boogers!!! Poop! Crusty pimple!! ANything?!?!?!?!
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DON'T SAY EYE BOOGER! OR WE WILL DIE!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 9, 2008 - 4:58pm.
LMAO No I haven't! When and how did you notice this and why am I not as observant as you??
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My boyfriend likes to leave his ginch inside out on the floor when he takes a shower. I saw them and thought he had white butt skids so examined more closely and came to the conclusion that it's the result of night boners.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Probably already mentioned: could the freak be ANY WHITER???? He looks like a corpse!!
Skidmarks optional?
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
how does something like this leave the police evidence room and end up in the hands of dude in new jersey?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
carrot top I'm too afraid to look at that photobucket link lol!
Ok so I've trawled all through ebay and no sign of this auction!
Anyone?!
I wonder why MK didn't link us?? Usually does, right?
Oh fuck! Eye boogers!!! Poop! Crusty pimple!! ANything?!?!?!?!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 9, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Ok, have you ever noticed that if a dude wears his ginch to bed and his nighttime boner rubs up against them he gets little white crusty skids? I bet those are allllllll over these Calvin Kleins.
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LMAO No I haven't! When and how did you notice this and why am I not as observant as you??
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Frapp -
I'm sure they'd look like this, only with more Jesus Juice stains:
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w85/goodsoup_6/brief_safe.jpg
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
This is why I love this blog... You can always count on Michael K to report on the utterly bizarre stuff.
euww. I'm sure that is illegal. Surely. Gross. Links anyone? haha.
Zebra penis? Not as tempting as donkey dick. Good day, sir. I say good day!
Crapface is the new Crapface
eeeuuww, eeeuuuwww and more euwwww......a striped peen?
my skin is crawling....
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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
Ok, have you ever noticed that if a dude wears his ginch to bed and his nighttime boner rubs up against them he gets little white crusty skids? I bet those are allllllll over these Calvin Kleins.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Stoney gets a gentle lick then.
on topic, watching him age, {it that's what you can call it} is like watching a train wreck, you can't look away.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by FatMartha on September 9, 2008 - 4:45pm.
I doubt he can even GET hard anymore. He's probably fucked his body up so royally that his peenor don't work no more unless he sees a small naked boy... then it squirms slightly, lets out a small wail of agony, and goes limp again.
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Ew.
I can quite honestly say I have never been so disgusted by any conversation in my life than I am in talking about Michael Jackson's penis. Please tell me I'm not alone.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
OW!! Dammit Christine I'm on the fucking rag!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney on September 9, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Apparently Michael should have bleached his dick when it was hard so zebra dick wouldn't have happened, but alas, he also forgets under his fingernails. I wonder if his belly button is black?
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I doubt he can even GET hard anymore. He's probably fucked his body up so royally that his peenor don't work no more unless he sees a small naked boy... then it squirms slightly, lets out a small wail of agony, and goes limp again.
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Keep on keepin' on.
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Jebus, Harry and Bosephus!!!
*pukes and leaves the room*
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zebra penis is making me go gay
" grabbing all your tittaays.''
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Stoney on September 9, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Apparently Michael should have bleached his dick when it was hard so zebra dick wouldn't have happened, but alas, he also forgets under his fingernails. I wonder if his belly button is black?
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I was wondering why his hands look like he'd been dipping his fingertips in melted chocolate...
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 9, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Zebra penis. o_O *urk* NO fanks.
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*HOIK* *GLARB*
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Apparently Michael should have bleached his dick when it was hard so zebra dick wouldn't have happened, but alas, he also forgets under his fingernails. I wonder if his belly button is black?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Zebra penis. o_O *urk* NO fanks.
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!