Victoria From "The Maury Show" Had A Baby!
Reader Megan directed me towards this MySpace page which apparently belongs to Maury Povich's most infamous guest of all-time, Victoria! Victoria's Myspace (which is marked private) announces to the world that she gave birth to a baby named Javen Angel on September 4th. If Javen is ever cold and needs a blanket, "dat's aight cuz she hazit." If you have no fucking clue what I'm going on about, then just skip this shit and watch the video above. You won't be disappointed.
Victoria went on Maury this past May to announce that she was knocked up! She was 15 when she first went on Maury, but she's 18 now. Victoria said she wouldn't "still" anything and will stay in school so she can get a job and support her baby.
I think it's time for Victoria to return to Maury! I need new amazing quotes. I mean, who else could come up with shit like: "I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Visit Victoria's MySpace to see a picture of her baby which I'm sure all us tax payers are helping to support. I'm joking! Victoria doesn't need our help because "shez gottit like dat."
Submitted by myeager on September 10, 2008 - 5:39pm.
and WTF kind of name is JAVEN??? how stupid can you get??
Javen? Did Sarah Palin have another baby?
I will need to call Bristol Meyers Squibb and Trig Palin and ask them how they feel about stupid ass women naming them something that will haunt their little baby asses for the rest of their life!
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and WTF kind of name is JAVEN??? how stupid can you get??
WTF is wrong with that girl??? She has a fucked up speech impediment. She looks like an idiot and I bet her mom is letting her live at home supporting her illegitimate kid.
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Beautiful baby, stupid mother
I bet soon she's gonna hang out with jamie-lynn and bristol palin.
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Did her mother actually say she's PROUD of her? What's to be proud of? That she got knocked up at 17-18 instead of 15? Ummmm
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 7:24pm.
I'm confused. She went on Maury at 15 and it took until she was 18 to get knocked up
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Wanna bet she's got chlamydia? It scars the fallopian tubes, I think.....huum, I need to check...
Yep....from the CDC website....
If untreated, chlamydial infections can progress to serious reproductive and other health problems with both short-term and long-term consequences. Like the disease itself, the damage that chlamydia causes is often "silent."
In women, untreated infection can spread into the uterus or fallopian tubes and cause pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). This happens in up to 40 percent of women with untreated chlamydia. PID can cause permanent damage to the fallopian tubes, uterus, and surrounding tissues. The damage can lead to chronic pelvic pain, infertility, and potentially fatal ectopic pregnancy (pregnancy outside the uterus). Women infected with chlamydia are up to five times more likely to become infected with HIV, if exposed.
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You know this child doesn't have the common sense to be checked by a doctor on any regular basis...pfft.
Now, I'd think they'd have to run tests while she was pregnant, so hopefully they caught any kind of disease that could harm the baby.
God knows what kinds of crap she's got if what she says is even half true....blech. If I were a guy, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. My heart goes out to the poor kid.
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CPS should have been in the delivery room.
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Oh, that's OK, give it a year or 2, when the poor boy stops being her plaything and starts to become mobile and his needs go beyond diaper changes and baby baths.
Then again, the first 2 or 3 nights with the boy might start the process of tipping her over the deep end.
Chances are, however, the kid's mother will take care of the damn kid and bail her out, and the waste of space will sell the WIC vouchers for crack or some shit....and get herself preggers again.
There should be a law....you are allowed ONE fuck-up (unplanned pregnancy) that the state will help with, after that, you are on your own. This baby breeding shit would stop, I bet. It might take a few years to sink in, though.
Amazing. I have one kid, get no support (long story) and I do OK, I make 25.00 an hour, but one kid is enough for me.....shit, I couldn't BEGIN to afford another one!
I should try to get on this twit's My Space friend list, just for shits and grins. That's like a fucking train wreck, right there.
She'd do good on that Flava Flave show, huh? Huh? Hey, there's an idea.......
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I don't think that there are enough adjectives to describe that twat. She needs to watch that video in 10, 15 years. Stupid bitch. No baby deserves that for a 'mother'.
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Um, why does she have a Spanish accent? She has got to be THE dumbest whore I have seen in quite some time. That's saying a lot b/c I see dumb whores all the time.
This HAS to be the chick they lampooned on South Park with the "wha-ever! wha-ever! I do wut I wan'!" routine of Cartman's.
Too weird to live; too rare to die.
What a useless twat Victoria is. "Ahm gonna have mah bebe. Ah can do whut ah wont!" Stupid wigga beotch little ho. I feel sorry for the keed.
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Javen Angel is a boy's name??? Doomed.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 7:24pm.
I'm confused. She went on Maury at 15 and it took until she was 18 to get knocked up.
Yeah, that's odd. Maybe she's so stupid she didn't realise you can't get pregnant from a blow job. How depressing. it's like being at work for me. Thank god I've broken my toe and get a break from fucking idiot girls eating up my tax with ill-gotten retard baaaybies.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Don't be surprised when she tries to sell her free WIC formula on her Myspace page.
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@TITS: Sorry - I was exhausted and went to bed but no - no cobblestones. And over the years they've been smoothing out the roads beside the curbs too, the part that used to be crazy potholes.
What's beautiful here is that, years ago, when I was the only one on the road there was only one bike lane (that I knew of) I was lucky cuz I lived near it but it wasn't exactly central. Now bike lanes are everywhere (and that's the law - bike lane or no, they MUST give you three meters to ride in - no curb kissing).
If I gots trouble I gotta flirty smile that usually saves me. I'm glad some people helped you, tho - that guy's obviously got some issues if he's ready to make the situation worse by stopping. Asshat.
ON-TOPIC: Another issue is just giving these people any airplay at all. I mean - I know that, here, those shows are on at 4pm. That means tweens and teens who are latchkey kids are home alone with no parental advisory watching this girl. We know she's talking shit but some kids will see her and say stupid stuff to themselves like: WOW. She's SO brave! What's wrong with having a baby? It's better than fighting! It's better than being a druggie! When I want to rebel - that's what I'M gonna do!
You know what I mean?
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Our tax dollars supporting trash like this?
someone get her on the VMAs, stat!
That is the only way to cure these backwoods bitches, it seems!
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Love how she states what she seemed/seems to think is some sort of 'big deal': "If mah babeh need anuhtha pacifier, that's cool, cuz I got tha-reeee mo'!"
I don't know about any other moms out there, but damn, I know when I had my kids, the only thing on my mind was my cocky self-assuredness of having tha-ree mo' pacifiers in the house.
geez. Poor baby. I hope it learns to run before it walks.
Cokeasian, maybe Bristol needed "love and attention" from a baby.
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She (let's call her Bristol) is of low intelligence and her mother is of low intelligence. They are of no consequence.
LOL at this 15-year-old little brat being a 'playa'. Give me a fucking break.
She's got something rooted deep down that needs to be exorcised. Something tells me it'll end up like Linda Blair, though.
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One wonders what happened the first time she had to change a shitty baby diaper, and I mean a *really* bad one. Karma sucks, huh Vicky?
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"I'm not just having sex with one, not two, but THAR-REE different guys!" LMAO!!! SHIT! why am I watching this again at 1:08a?
EDIT: This girl sorta resembles Hayden Panatroll...uh oh! LMAO!
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Best part of that whole video was the completely forlorn look of the mother as the camera zoomed right up her nostril!
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Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
10 Bucks says this dumb fuck is from Albuquerque...she sounds like over half the tard sluts I went to HS w/ accent and all......
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
You made my life by posting this. It should go down in some Hall of Fame for "Best most ridiculous funniest most made-fun-of shiz" yet! Ohhhh, the part where she turns to the side and puts up three of her fingers is the best!!! Her Mama's sad look is awesome too... it's the greatest!!
I love how mom didn't flinch when her Ho-bag daughter admitted that she'd had sex 300 times, but having it in a public place?!? Mom almost had a meltdown...nice values...
I teach high school & have had students who were pregnant and NONE, I repeat NONE were as ghetto as this chick. Oh and Javen Angel? WORST. NAME. EVER.
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Anyone who appears on Maury should have their reproductive organs removed.
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her mother needs braces. damn.
That poor child, someone really fucked up in how they raised her. No one should be that stupid, even at 15. And now she is going to just repeat the same thing...fuck up another child's life through her own stupidity.
I wish these girls today had a little more self respect and would stop thinking they have to be a "playa" and "all that" just because some dumb rappers and wanna bes think that being a man means treating girls like "hos" and bitches.
Man I hate that "culture"!
WTF is wrong with Maury? Interesting how the 2 predominate themes of his shows are young girls desperate to have a baby and...the all-popular paternity roulette.
It's a neverending sludgefest.
And BTW, has anyone notified Laterian Milton ( the sine quo non of hood rats)that he's a father now?
TITS - Yes, it was a big ol' SUV! Little man, big car.
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Hey...I like your website!
It's Michael K, but with a pink background!
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EDIT: And by posting this I just gave you a hint of popularity.
I'm a fucking twat.
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Is this the only kid she's had?
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Totally off topic but I was looking at those DOES NOT COMPUTE pictures of Suri and the ones where she's having a clearly animated conversation with her dolly and I have to say that, robot or not, she's the cutest fucking baby there ever was.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on September 9, 2008 - 6:15pm.
SUV right? I've only noticed sexism in my favour up until now. Bike-wise.
Happily for me there were a number of cars backed up behind that chucklehead (it was THE PARK after all) and lots of people milling around. A couple of bear like parks guys intervened to make sure I hadn't been hit.
Should have taken a dive or rode into his suv and scratched it up. Could have cashed out and got that chromazonal retard off the roads for a bit. Would have been worth some minor scratches. Sadly I'm sure there will be a next time.
wow, what a dirt bag she is.
poor baby
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@ angel. I'm a female of the species. Frankly I'm a little concerned for another reason - I wasn't wearing very much. Teeny shorts and a bathing suit top. That usually guarantees leeway from male drivers. *bites nails* this is worrisome.
You should try that for road construction sites before the weather gets too cold. The stop sign holding workers just waive you right through. It's brilliant. Streetcar tracks? Brrr. Makes the blood run cold just thinking of all the nasty things that could happen with those bastards. Do a lot of the streets still have cobblestones too? yeech. slippery and bumpy.
Got the license plate number, but not too sure what I can do with it.
Pathological at 15...great...well now I see where Jamie Lynn Spears got it from...as well as the rest of the Spears clan...geez...!
Your face!
TITS - I had a guy do that to me, too. One of my friends said if I had been a big ol' guy he wouldn't have said jack. We have a lot of drug addicts and alcoholics around where I live. I figured he was just jonesing. He starts walking away from my car and then stops, comes back & starts yelling again. Fortunately, traffic started moving. I wanted to at least get his toes but the little (yes, a little man) was too damned quick. Probly a meth addict.
Anyone who appears on Maury should have their reproductive organs removed.
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Submitted by tangerine on September 9, 2008 - 8:47pm.
She would hate me at the time, but hey, I am not supposed to be her friend. I am supposed to save her from her own naivety.
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Exactly!
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@TITS: Next time you tell that bitch there is a LAW! You don't gotta move for him - HE's gotta move for you. O wait - make sure there's a law first, where you are;p
Damn - I hate that shit. I did a lot of riding today and there was some shit to deal with (like huge trucks, construction and streetcar tracks - super ugly combo) but I was so lucky to have some nice people (a Beer truck pulled out of the way for me!) today. Altho some bitches tries to edge me over for racing purposes. Luckily I"m just aggressive enough to curb that kinda thing (of course, if I can't I get out of the way).
Are you a girl, btw? It would be hard for me not to push someone who got up in my face. (I'm a girl-I"m just thinking - what guy gets up in a girlies face like that). Anyhow - that's when I start writing down license plate numbers and start talking about asking the authorities what they might think of that. Not that I'll actually do that, I just like to see people think twice about their stupidity;p
Sorry for you woes, hun.
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Jesus Christ, I can't believe I watched that squawking chipmunk for the whole video.
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i'm pretty sure all these guys do her just to shut her up, and they pull out so they never have to hear/be near her again.
Submitted by mharker on September 9, 2008 - 8:45pm.
That's it. I'm off to drown myself.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Hey girl I know I am way late on this comment and I haven't read through the rest, but I just had to say I agree with you 100%. That is what I have always said about these punk teens. Take control and be a hardass. I would totally do the boot camp thing if it came down to it. You are the adult, you have control. If that was my daughter, she would not have access to cell phones, friends, or any other extras until we got past this. She would hate me at the time, but hey, I am not supposed to be her friend. I am supposed to save her from her own naivety.
That's it. I'm off to drown myself.