Tuesday, September 9th 2008

Victoria From "The Maury Show" Had A Baby!


Reader Megan directed me towards this MySpace page which apparently belongs to Maury Povich's most infamous guest of all-time, Victoria! Victoria's Myspace (which is marked private) announces to the world that she gave birth to a baby named Javen Angel on September 4th. If Javen is ever cold and needs a blanket, "dat's aight cuz she hazit." If you have no fucking clue what I'm going on about, then just skip this shit and watch the video above. You won't be disappointed.

Victoria went on Maury this past May to announce that she was knocked up! She was 15 when she first went on Maury, but she's 18 now. Victoria said she wouldn't "still" anything and will stay in school so she can get a job and support her baby.

I think it's time for Victoria to return to Maury! I need new amazing quotes. I mean, who else could come up with shit like: "I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

Visit Victoria's MySpace to see a picture of her baby which I'm sure all us tax payers are helping to support. I'm joking! Victoria doesn't need our help because "shez gottit like dat."

Posted by: Michael K


gyeah's picture

HER BABY ATE MY DINGO!!

----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------

M.E.'s picture

Bradi -= yes, I too watched the make over ones.

HollyG's picture

And my parents still can't understand why I've been pro-choice since high school... Hellllo, I had more than my share of classes with that dumb skank's midwestern twin.
I fully agree with the taxpayers not supporting teen moms idea. Nobody is gonna help me out when I decide to have a baby at say, age 30; ya know, after I reach a decent salary level and have a stable partner. Nope, only stupidity and sluttiness are rewarded.

ViVee's picture

I feel sorry for this little cunt's baby, cuz you know he's going to end being abused, neglected, and when he grows up he'll end up being a criminal or a drug addict, cuz no one cared for him.

Stoney's picture

So can I leave a comment on her blog asking her to abort the future hooker or rapist she's carrying?

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rotten_egg's picture

Whee! All hail those fat doormat moms on Maury. It's not about the kids, it's about the parents. I'm not a fan of those shows but I have seen a few a while back and damn! I was amazed by the moms who were always playing the victim, letting the brats go over the edge with the attitude and yelling so they can look better and victimized. They are the lowest of the low. Just useless pieces of muck who breed because they can. Shitty parents like those make me angry, honestly.

Besides, they look so white trash.. why should I expect any better from these waste of human flesh?. But the black ghetto attitude is hilarious. I give this white trash that.

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2Di4's picture

Submitted by ClintonT on September 9, 2008 - 5:18pm.
She's online now. I just sent her a message.

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what did you say? we must know!!

2Di4's picture

All y'all is just JEALOUS cuz she got it like dat!!!

Ima celebrate Victoria baby by openin me a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 Orange offa her mama's hot teefs.

paulapoo's picture

Damn why wasn't her mama stabbing that bitch with a Depo-Provera needle while she slept? Now grandma is going to be the one raising the baby while 18 year old postpartum twat is going to be out partying.

Madam Pince's picture

If this was my child, I would rip her uterus out myself and make sure she never reproduced. I'm pretty sure the mother could have gotten a doctor to put an IUD in her, but that would require her to take some action, not just go on Maury and whine.

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Submitted by letinstar on September 9, 2008 - 5:00pm.

i imagine this is how bristol palin broke it down for her mom and dad too...

LMAO

Kandykane's picture

That little bitch needs to be thankful for three things:

1. That she's not my daughter.
2. That she doesn't live in my house with moi.
3. That she's not my daughter.

Slap that lil bitch right up side the head and then give her a good verbal dressing down as only I can. Stupid whorebag. Pity that baby. Where's the mother? Where's the father? Don't ask.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Bristol Palin is da real mama of 'dat dere baby!

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M.E. on September 9, 2008 - 5:14pm

Maybe she's related to the Palin's.

I used to watch Maury for the make over shows, they would make me pee my pants.
Now, he's a personal DNA testing facility.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

She's online now. I just sent her a message.

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on September 9, 2008 - 4:04pm.

I agree completely.

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

Khandi's picture

... and why does this ho still have all her teeth? What the hell type of mother is that.

Submitted by Auntie Mame on September 9, 2008 - 4:52pm.
I think all the conservative pro-life/no birth control idiots should be triple taxed to take care of these social leeches.

I don't think that matters at all...these little twats are getting pregnant on purpose to keep these babies, they are not looking to get abortions nor are they using contraceptives

carefreea's picture

I'm not an American tax payer but that clip made me cry. What is wrong with people? I know of many, many girls like that in my area and it's so depressing but hey, in England, a baby will give you a free home and the rest of the benefits you can claim. All whist I, along with others, go work to pay for the tax that gets divvied up in this manner.

This chick is hot.

Major-Giggles's picture

SLUT!

Submitted by Pernicious on September 9, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I think they should pay for the baby out of the grandmother's salary instead of tax payers money.

I think you may be jumping ahead of yourself and assuming grandma even has a job...she probably collects disability for something or another...somehow these types always does

M.E.'s picture

I could only take 30 seconds of that rat on helium.

Jebus Christ. WTF? Why didn't her mother just give her the GD beatdown?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PARENTS THESE DAYS?

yiooooooo's picture

I think if you are 15 and have had unprotected sex 300 times and a 100 of those times in public you need to get a beat down from your mother.

This is sad but I know a girl who when she turned 15 had already slept whit 9 guys and she was saying how afraid she was to tell her boyfriend the true about how many times she has sex, she finaly ended telling her boyfriend that she had only slept whit 2 guys her BF called her a whore

Plus she was also afraid of her mother finding out that she had sleep whit 9 instead of the one she knew about

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

misterveryze's picture

"It is a vicious cycle; ignorance breeds poverty and poverty breeds ignorance. There is only one cure for both, and that is to stop breeding these things. Stop bringing to birth children whose inheritance cannot be one of health or intelligence. Stop bringing into the world children whose parents cannot provide for them. Herein lies the key of civilization. For upon the foundation of an enlightened and voluntary motherhood shall a future civilization emerge."
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The best thing about this comment is that if you look at the stats, it isn't educated people having more than one or two kids. Our population is being built on the uneducated.

2Di4's picture

yo! peep this, y'all! i got me THREE pacifiers from the walgreen's, y'all. cuz ima playa like dat. and my baby get hungry, he ain't gonna drink no welfare boob milk. he get all the fanta he can drink straight up from popeye's cuz ima all about luxury and shizz, y'all!

letinstar's picture

i could only handle about 30 seconds of this, but i think i'm in love...does this thing know who the daddy of baby is? i'm guessing nope...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

I'm going to be an asshole here and say that teen mothers shouldn't be supported by taxpayers. If you were old enought o make the decision to have sex and have the kid, you're old enough to care for it yourself.

Only in instances of rape should taxpayers help. Otherwise, it's every man for himself. I'm sick of these little sluts.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

angel_i's picture

If Javen is ever cold and needs a blanket, "dat's aight cuz she hazit." If you have no fucking clue what I'm going on about, then just skip this shit and watch the video above.
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Sadly, I do know. I'll prolly watch it again just cuz, tho. (and I can, certainly, talk like that here- Victoria would approve)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

omg.. I'd always assumed she was an actress and it was fake. AMAZING.

cream's picture

This bitch is Hot Slut of the Millenium and there is nothing you can say to change mah mind.

letinstar's picture

i imagine this is how bristol palin broke it down for her mom and dad too...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

M.E.'s picture

Great.

I can't watch the video right now, but I think I remember this mess.

I think we should show this video to Sarah Palin and tell her is that the kind of person you want raising children and our tax money supporting. Because if that is the case we have a scary world ahead of us.

WE ALL KNOW WHO PAYS FOR THIS LITTLE WHITE TRASH..US THE TAXPAYERS!! THIS MOM INSTEAD OF SITTING THERE WITH THOSE GIANT FUCKING TEETH HANGING OUT OF HER MOUTH NEEDS TO FUCKING BACK HAND THAT LITTLE SLUT AND THROW HER OUT ON THE STREET.....

mrsbeasley's picture

It's like Cartman on South Park, when he went on Maury:
"Whatever, it's my hot body, I do what I want!"

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Where was this Mom when the girl is growing up??? The Mom can cry all she wants now but she raised that BRAT. She should of set bounderies when that girl was younger.

girl_cheese's picture

Az mah fren use ta sayyyyy, "Mother nature favors quantity over quality. Look at the human race."

Mother with an IQ of 80. Child with an IQ of 75.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Let's look at the bright side... at least someone was smart enough not to knock her up for at least a couple years after her Maury embarrassment.

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

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Submitted by Auntie Mame on September 9, 2008 - 3:52pm.

I think all the conservative pro-life/no birth control idiots should be triple taxed to take care of these social leeches. I bet they would change their tunes in a heartbeat.
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And forced to sit in a darkened room and watch this video on a continuous loop.

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yiooooooo's picture

when I make the decision to have a kids im goin to check the family mental health history before having sex whit that person and Kids do need to get their ass beat

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Fantastic.

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

Auntie Mame's picture

I think all the conservative pro-life/no birth control idiots should be triple taxed to take care of these social leeches. I bet they would change their tunes in a heartbeat.

"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy

That is just a down right scary video. It makes me cringe that there are people like that in the world.

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"Submitted by Salem13 on September 9, 2008 - 1:28pm.

2012 can't come soon enough.
I feel really sorry for that baby. Somebody please make a law requiring people to pass a test in order to breed. I know I would fail but then again I have enough common sense to know that I don't want children."

The government should implement licenses for "couples" to conceive or adopt per its permission like in "Demolition Man." And we should all live under the rule of one wise, old, big eared man who had a former reputation of partying it up in college. Oh, wait, we kind of do.
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Salem13's picture

I had some really STRICT ass parents which at 16 was really annoying but, I thank GOD everyday they were that strict.

Otter Pop's picture

This just reaffirms my support of abortion rights.

luckycharms's picture

kids like these are just plain fuckin' evil. They are the devil. It's one thing to maybe smoke a little pot, have a boyfriend, etc. But to go up on stage and act like that and say that kind of garbage while you watch your mother cry her eyes out is a very socially dangerous person with absolutely no conscience that needs to be euthanized.

Steal? She said steal?
Shit, I really thought she said she'd SELL her baby if she couldn't afford it!
Would be better for the baby, I suppose.