Victoria From "The Maury Show" Had A Baby!
Reader Megan directed me towards this MySpace page which apparently belongs to Maury Povich's most infamous guest of all-time, Victoria! Victoria's Myspace (which is marked private) announces to the world that she gave birth to a baby named Javen Angel on September 4th. If Javen is ever cold and needs a blanket, "dat's aight cuz she hazit." If you have no fucking clue what I'm going on about, then just skip this shit and watch the video above. You won't be disappointed.
Victoria went on Maury this past May to announce that she was knocked up! She was 15 when she first went on Maury, but she's 18 now. Victoria said she wouldn't "still" anything and will stay in school so she can get a job and support her baby.
I think it's time for Victoria to return to Maury! I need new amazing quotes. I mean, who else could come up with shit like: "I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Visit Victoria's MySpace to see a picture of her baby which I'm sure all us tax payers are helping to support. I'm joking! Victoria doesn't need our help because "shez gottit like dat."
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oh yes heyheyhey, except the majority of these special girls live in Millington or West Memphis. LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Whateva! Yu doooon know me!
I run wit gaaaaangs!
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Ah that was like watching a kid fall down - funny and sad at the same time...
But seriously, these mothers always annoy the shit out of me, it's not like she woke up one day and her kid was a slut. Do something about it in time.. and then she's crying, talkin bout "tell me that's a lie"... I think they should pay for the baby out of the grandmother's salary instead of tax payers money. She should have handled the situation before it got out of hand... I love how she says "you can't take care of a baby" like she did a bang up job... idiot
Lol. This sounds like my neighbors. Or everyone in a 25 mile radius of me. Yes I hate my life. Stoney probaby gets it. Its like they handplucked her from planned parenthood 2 blocks away! Or unplanned parenthood I guess.
Trashy ignorant slut. That child deserves so much better, and that girl deserves to get herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and crabs. God dammit. Makes me sick.
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Submitted by Hekki on September 9, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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Hands way, way up.
Congratulations to Victoria on her baby! This just in: The little infant is already in Jail on armed robbery charges! But seriously folks, I don't think she actually had unprotected sex 300 times. Are we to believe she can count that high?
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- Theodore Bagwell
hands and feet in the air!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*throws both hands in the air sand waves them like I just don't care*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
my hand is way up!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"It is a vicious cycle; ignorance breeds poverty and poverty breeds ignorance. There is only one cure for both, and that is to stop breeding these things. Stop bringing to birth children whose inheritance cannot be one of health or intelligence. Stop bringing into the world children whose parents cannot provide for them. Herein lies the key of civilization. For upon the foundation of an enlightened and voluntary motherhood shall a future civilization emerge."
Quote by Margaret Sanger via Wikipedia.
Can I see a show of hands? Who agrees?
Yup MK, this ho and a bunch of other dumb ass hos are raising their stupid ass babies on our dime.
Its really fair isnt it?
Smart people cant afford to reproduce becasue they actually care that their child should be provided for and given and opportunity to strive but little skanky asstards can push these little fatherless and/or 7 different accused daddy having bastards out of their cunt holes every time they feel lonely or their first bastard got too big to cuddle and keeps asking for "books" and "attention" and shit and WE PAY FOR IT ALL!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Her accent is definately the "I grew up in the ghetto" accent.
I cannot stand the chicks who go on Maury and have these accents on stage like they's is so ghettooowww but you know it's fake! Ahhh! That kills me.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
she does not sound puertorican she sounds like brit brit when she is cuntry whit of Newyorican not puerto rican ( BIG DIFFERENCE)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
That pile of toys and clothing was hilarious.
The reason that little ho wants a baby is because she never had to earn money babysitting like I did. If she had, she'd be all "I'm'a get me the biggest diaphragm there is. All a y'all can just shut up because you KNOW I'm'a havin' a diaphragm AND the Norplant!"
What, exactly, is that accent? Country mixed with Puerto Rican mixed with ebonics? Good Lord.
I wonder where her daddy is. I'd be willing to be neither she nor her mother knows.
Submitted by jillybeans on September 9, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Her voice sounds like a puerto rican chipmunk on crack.
Yes!!! it does
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CPS should have been in the delivery room.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
Jesus fucking Christ that kid makes me physically ill. Definitely a candidate for retroactive abortion. Why don't these morons understand that babies GROW UP?
*shakes head*
*stocks up on condoms*
She needs her ass beat and her mother needs to be shot.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
The world is going to hell...
or a bad place or whatever you believe in, but it's going there and this is proof.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Her voice is soooo annoying!
Holy Shit, I only made it to 47 seconds. Here is a prime example for enforced birth control.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
useless CUNT!
bitch!!!
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2012 can't come soon enough.
I feel really sorry for that baby. Somebody please make a law requiring people to pass a test in order to breed. I know I would fail but then again I have enough common sense to know that I don't want children.
that video is hilarius , is what every girl who thinks baby are cute and a cool accesorie think and act , Lol , this is our future
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
OMGZ YOU GUYZ! LIKE I'AMA GONNA HAVE DIS BABY AND IT GONNA BE THE BEST BABAH ALIVEZ! YOU WATCH!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Her voice sounds like a puerto rican chipmunk on crack.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
whaa?
where? who?
i am fucking lost
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Pure Trash poor baby can she "Still" counselling for her baby
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus