Saturday, September 13th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Randy Jones (56)
Jason Cook (28)
Ben Savage (28)
Fiona Apple (31)
Stella McCartney (37)
Tyler Perry (39)
Jean Smart (49)
Frank Marshall (62)
Jacqueline Bisset (64)
Peter Cetera (64)

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NIKKI's picture
Submitted by NIKKI on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:46pm.

Saw him at the B Bar sunday past. he seemed to be having fun.
___________________I <3 STEWIE!____________________

z-listed's picture
Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 10:25pm.

I was gonna say I thought it was Robert Goulet...but I see I am not the only one.

Great d-listers think alike.

Submitted by beerbohmlink on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 7:29pm.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Submitted by sofster101 on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 6:29pm.

Randy Jones? I thought Burt Reynolds had had another plastic surgery procedure.

Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 6:27pm.

Who is Randy Jones? I thought that was Leo DiCaprio.

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Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 4:57pm.

Happy Birthday to all you virgos!

"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls

Submitted by spankypants on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 3:54pm.

I totally do not get Tyler Perry. Am I missing something? His movies are always on when I get my hair done.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 3:29pm.

I so thought it was Robert Gould too. Anywho, Fiona Apple is HOT...we're both nearly the same age, she has a few months over me though!

Your face!

Submitted by justaguest on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 3:14pm.

Jean Smart, 49? LMAO!

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 2:47pm.

I thought that was Robert Goulet :D

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:58pm.

Jacqueline Bisset (64)

Happy b-day
Hot body in a movie called "The Deep"...mmmmmmmm

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:42pm.

I totally thought that was Leo, too!
hahahahaha
Wow.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:24pm.

FIONA!!!!

I bow to you, my musical Goddess.

No one else matters today....heehee

I am a FIONALOONIE!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"

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Submitted by TT99 on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:23pm.

and notable slut TT99

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:06pm.

Eurgh, I hate Stella McCartney.

Talentless, talentless, talentless.

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:03pm.

I had totally forgotten how great the video for Across the Universe/Fiona Apple is.

I lurve youtube.

Agie's picture
Submitted by Agie on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:51pm.

Randy Jones is Leo Decaprio's future.

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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:48pm.

the world need more fiona apple ideed.

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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:45pm.

Randy Jones? HE was in the Village People? Looks like a mildly retarded midget.

And Stella McCartney is 30 fucking SEVEN? OMG, the world is going to explode.

Hopin' for heaven but plannin' for hell.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:28pm.

Randy still alive?! Miraculous! Happy b-day.
Tyler Perry...'aint he the richest man in Hollywood by now?
No Jackie Bisset...no wet t-shirt contests.What a fox.

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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:25pm.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 13, 2008 - 11:24am.

hillshire farms know they are not right with their "go meat" campaigns...lol
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc

chin chin's picture
Submitted by chin chin on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:18pm.

omg i thought that leo dicaprrio whooooopsss

-=meow hiss purr=-

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Submitted by Queen of Queens on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:08pm.

I'm proud to be a Birthday Slut amongst these incredible whores! Happy birthday to me!
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...mad at this, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz

Oh, and Bitches is still dumb!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:54am.

letinstar on September 13, 2008 - 11:06am

Something about him bugs the crap out of me.
Your siggie, LMAO!
Those commercials...GO MEAT!

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Submitted by The C word on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:51am.

With all the coverage lately, I thought that was Todd Palin for a sec.

HB to Randy, Fiona, Frank Marshall, and Jacqueline Bisset!

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Im in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.

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Submitted by Boob3rries on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:49am.

Fiona Apple happy birthday I lawve you! Gee if I EVER listen to your songs in a sick repetitive way...

Randy Jones OMGWTF NO WAI!

I saw that picture and keeping in mind I just woke up...and I slept 4 hours after a nasty caffeine fit...I though it was Leonardo DiCaprio on a bad day in a hat.

o.O

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:36am.

@love anderson...you are not alone in your dislike of tyler perry...i don't dislike him per se, but i really don't like his movies...they make me cringe with embarassment...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc

speakit's picture
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:31am.

Happy B-day to Fiona Apple because I love her version of Across the Universe.

NOT that anyone SHOULD remake a Beatles song....

LOVE ANDERSON's picture
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:31am.

Jacqueline Bisset (64)
Still a HOT BITCH!

I might be alone, but I CANNOT STAND TYLER PERRY!

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:30am.

gay cowboy!

happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc

TheBreakdown's picture
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 11:29am.

I saw that slut on a German infomercial last night.

Someone send this Village slut reparations!!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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