Big Mac Lover
Some bitches are addicted to normal shit like crack, booze, sex and shopping. Don Gorske of Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin is addicted to eating Big Macs from McDonald's. He's reaaaaaaallly lovin' it. He's the Amy Wino of McDonald's and Ronald McDonald is his dealer.
Don's obsession for the heart attacks in a box began on May 17, 1972 and he's still at it. Last month, Don gobbled Big Mac #23,000.
I weep for his bowels. I also weep for his toilet. His toilet must see some fucked up shit. Literally.
Thanks to his OCD, Don keeps receipts of every Big Mac he has ever eaten in a box. He eats two Big Macs and two parfaits a day. In the past 36 years, he's missed his daily Big Mac only eight times because of work emergencies and other shit like that. In 1982, his local McDonald's closed because of a snow storm. Don now keeps a few frozen Big Macs in his freezer just in case.
Despite his diet of shit food, Don claims he's healthy. He's 6'2" and weighs 185 pounds. He walks about 16 kilometers a day.
Don said: “Sometimes people call me a freak but it doesn't bother me. I just say respect people as they are. I just want to make sure people understand I'm not going to change.”
Don wrote a book on his obsession and was also featured in the documentary "Super Size Me."
I thought I had a fucking problem with eating a bunch of crap on a daily basis. This dude makes my diet look like Vadge's. I mean, how the fuck is he still functioning? How has his stomach not fallen out of his body or his heart not gone on strike?! McCoronary!
As soon as I read this story, I immediately wondered if Don's obsession for Big Macs goes beyond just eating them. Do you think he sticks his pickle between their two buns and gives them an extra shot of mayo? You know he does.
And thanks to Don, I think we found Posh's new "it" 'do. The bowl-mullet! Bowllet!
Thanks Kate
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Big Macs always fuck me up. Always. How this guy hasn't crapped out his insides is beyond me.
I never ate a big mac in my life. I cannot eat Mcdonalds, hot dogs, street food without getting sick : (
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Ewww. I make it a point never to eat anything with "special sauce."
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Submitted by Hekki on September 10, 2008 - 8:42am.
I know what you mean. You see smoking alcoholics living into their eighties and health-conscious folks keeling over in their thirties. My theory may be old-fashioned, but I believe in destiny. When it is your time to go that is when you will go. It doesn't matter how you have treated your body. I am not saying you shouldn't take care of yourself, but if God has scheduled your exit at a certain time, that is it.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Big Mac: Keeps a colon clean!
My BF had one on Sunday, and he was complaining about stomach problems for 2 days. I get the squirts if I eat any burgers from there.
Eat your heart out Jared! Who needs Subway?
185 pounds at 6'2 is great considering the diet.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Great, another Wisconsin wacko...
Didn't Don learn anything from Super Size Me?? His health completely deteriorated from eating all McDonald's.
I am so envious. Big Macs are on the list of foods I have to forget exist or I'll end up like Don. The list also includes bacon, cheetos, and suppli (Italian rice/tomato balls).
Lucky bastard.
bowlette is almost as sexaay as a skullet ( where the man has a bald top, but grows his side hair really long)
Big macs rule, don't be hatin'
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I am a nutrition nazi,and I think McDonald's is the devil's vomit, but this guy illustrates an interesting paradox.
There are people who smoke and drink and live to be healthy old centenarians. And there is the health nut I know who died of stomach cancer. I believe you can partially influence your health by your attitude. He's happy-go-lucky and enjoys himself and believes himself to be healthy; therefore he is. Then there are people who work out and avoid every kind of toxin and they live in fear and frantically try to avoid sickness and it finds them anyway.
Or it could just be genetics. I know a family who have cholesterol off the charts but they are thin and perfectly healthy and fit and no one has any heart problems. The great-aunt refuses meds and she's 96 and lives on her own in perfect health.
He sounds exciting. He's probably all "Daily Big Mac" in the bedroom, too.
What a tool! It's good to see that he excersizes everyday for his 'health'. Hopefully, he eats plenty of fruits and veggies to counteract the Big Mac sludge intake that he must have everyday! And he saved all the receipts? Oh Lord have mercy, lol!
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"Don now keeps a few frozen Big Macs in his freezer just in case."
Holy MOLEY!
It's ok to love Big Macs, but it's not ok to LOVE Big Macs...
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
He slightly resembles John Lennon.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on September 10, 2008 - 9:34am.
Yeah but how's his cholesterol? You can't eat that shit & be healthy for fucks sake.
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True, thin people can have sh!tty cholesterol levels too.
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16 km a day!! No wonder he's still so thin!! That's a lot of mileage to feed your addiction, literally. Xenu bless him.
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Yeah but how's his cholesterol? You can't eat that shit & be healthy for fucks sake.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Yuck,I can't eat even one of those awful things.Me thinks he needs some serious meds.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
His eating habits may seem strange, but if he is happy and has found contentment then he's doing a lot better than most of us.
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Has he not gotten his hair cut since he ate his first big mac? The bowlet effin rules. I'm growin one out.
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