Josh Hartnett Is Suing Mad
Remember that story claiming Josh Hartnett was caught on CCT doing sexy times with some chick in the library of a London hotel? Well, Josh isn't happy about the story. He's so unhappy about it that he's suing the Daily Mirror, the newspaper where the story originated from.
Josh denies the incident. During an interview on a British talk show, Josh said, "It's incredible the stories they the come out with. In the States at least they have to make a call to a representative and try to make a reality out of the situation. Over here they just make things up."
They do that in the States? Since when? And I refuse to believe a British tabloid would just make this up! They don't lie! They always tell the truth. If it wasn't Josh Hartnett in the tape, then it had to be another celebrity! I need to believe this. My genitals need to believe this. Wait....does anybody know if David Duchovny was in London recently?
Josh is seeking damages and an apology from the Daily Mirror. Instead of suing their asses, Josh should send them a "thank you" note for keeping his has-been name in the news.
Here's Josh leaving rehearsals for the stage version of "Rain Man" in London. Josh plays the Tommy Girl role in the play version of the movie. No, I'm not joking.
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Josh: who cares, honey? Let 'em talk...
Just tonight a caught a bit of RAINMAN on cable. It's been years since I saw it and (I can't believe I am saying this) Tom Cruise was really good in it! I had forgotten how good.
I still hate him for all the Scientology crap.
he was super scrumptious in wicker park and lucky number slevin. I like Josh! Hotness
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
"Josh is seeking damages and an apology from the Daily Mirror."
isn't a little strange to demand apologies? just take the money... i am just saying...
What a tool.
He's Bristol Palin's babydaddy!
And yeah, there will be many Palin family jokes from me in the coming months. It makes me feel better.
Submitted by SkipToMyLu on September 10, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Why do people think he is Suri's dad? I thought Katie was dating Chris Klein before she jumped on the one way train to crazyville?
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Apparently, Katie let anyone with a pulse hit it (including Josh) after her break-up with Klein but before she became a robot. Innocent before jumping the crazy train my @$$.
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
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why would a handsome, young actor object to a story like this? It only makes him look more studly
The only way to get the Mirror to acknowledge they made a mistake is to sue the hell out of them. The Guardian is the *only* English newspaper who voluntarily does corrections. It's also the least-sued newspaper of its size in England.
Submitted by megalomart on September 10, 2008 - 11:36am.
In the first picture, laying down, he looks just like Pregnant Transman
That's who I thought it was at first
Why do people think he is Suri's dad? I thought Katie was dating Chris Klein before she jumped on the one way train to crazyville?
*Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one*
Submitted by megalomart on September 10, 2008 - 11:36am.
In the first picture, laying down, he looks just like Pregnant Transman
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He does! Maybe he could try out for the part when it becomes a "Movie of the Week". God knows, he needs the work.
In the first picture, laying down, he looks just like Pregnant Transman
I doubt if he has a big one
We could buy little homosexual Josh boinking with the bellboy at the hotel but with a FISH?
ROFLMAO
Not Hawt....is all i can say.
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And now for something completely different...
"In the States at least they have to make a call to a representative and try to make a reality out of the situation."
Sssssssso.....I'm guessing he doesn't get out much?
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is there a difference between Josh Harnett and Josh Brolin?
he's kinda whiney. he should be happy anyone would want to have sex with him, even an imaginary woman
I think he's hot...he should not have denied that story, it just added to his hotness factor.
And when will MK put up a side by side of Josh Harnett and Suri? Eyes don't lie.
His voice makes my bean jump but then I see his face and all I want to do is groom his eyebrows into something less of a cesspool of mess and fuckery.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
he looks like the "pregnant man" thomas beatie in the above pic.
pretty ribs though.
oh and yes of course the british don't make things up. their accents exude authority and editorial integrity!!
But isn't there a video? Show it and let the people decide!
Yeah I'd hit it. All night long
Oh, and I thought it was kind of hot in the library he should just STFU and look pretty!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
He looks a little like Ethan Hawke in the last thumbnail.
The trenchcoat reminds me of Tim Conway's peek a booer on the Carol Burnett Show's Mary Hartman spoof.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Rain Man the stage play? Cue ROFLing!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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He does nothing for me, I have to make shit up to find him interesting to.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Durrrr, who the fuck cares?
Josh, you are hardly famous anymore. Save these clippings for the grandchildren.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
It looks like he's receiving a hummer in the main pic. Yeah, I'd hit it too!
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Stupid loser. No body cares loser! Sheesh. You're in a Rain Man play for crying out loud. Your next step is doing a movie with Haddaway, ZZ Top and Mischa Barton.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
This could also be filed under "Bitch, please".
When are celebrities going to realize that the second they sue a tabloid over a story they admit to it being true?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Oh shut the fuck up Josh! At least people are talking about you. No bad publicity remember.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
I'd hit it too, he's sexaaayyyy.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I would hit it from here to Sunday. No, not with a 8" sausage or a board with nails in it. I would HIT it. Damn. He is gorgeoussss.
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Awe . . . Suri's real daddy has taken over Suri's fake daddy's role ;)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
well, he looks a little like tom cruise. rain man was a good movie
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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