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Mimi has dumped Benny Medina as her manager and will now represent herself!!
She issued this statement to E! News: "Benny Medina and I will continue to work together on projects both present and in the future. I'm looking forward to working with Benny on what we have been developing, and to his continued involvement in my creative life."
Blah...blah...who cares about all that? All I care about is the fact that Mimi is her own manager now! This is only good news for us. I'm sure Benny was a party pooper who axed all of Mimi's grand ideas!
Now when Mimi decides she wants to do an album of lullabies dedicated to Hello Kitty, there won't be anybody to stand in her way! Or when she gets the brilliant idea to model her new look after all the characters from Strawberry Shortcake, Benny won't be there to poo-poo on her rainbow parade.
Finally, Mimi can make all of her fucked-up butterfly fantasies come true! This news has made me so happy. To quote Allison from Intervention: "It's like I'm walkeeeeen on sunshine!"
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I luv Mimi, but fashion sense needs a reboot!
Come on Mariah you can dress better than this.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Whippits are some crazy shit.
Her CHOICE of OUTFITS Are Terrible. Tacky Ho! www.myspace.com/davi_tv
I made peace with God when I finished watching that intervention video.
Laughing at junkies is a sure way to go to hell.
Let's go together!
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Do I smell a breakdown? Married a backup dancer/golddigger - CHECK, Fired manager, I can do it all myself - CHECK, Divorce coming in 3, 2, 1...She's the new Britney Spears of 2009!
Mimi, GROW UP BIACH!
She is delusional, and maybe pathological...
Your face!
5..4..3..2..1...I smell Mooriah's career about to implode.
I represent Mi Miself and Mi.
Poor Mimi...poor poor Mimi?! Still trying to dress like a 16 year old hooker.
I say it all the time. I love crazy Mimi!!! One question though, why did she have to fuck me with that hideous new album? I was so in her corner and then, that! Oh well, I will have to live on the one good song from that mess until "Mimi's Sparkle Magic Unicorn Sessions" comes out.
Okay, seriously, she's in great shape, but why is she wearing an outfit I wore when I was 11?
what a dumb twat! her ham thighs need to get over the fact that she is no longer fifteen and she looks sooooo ridiculous dressing up as if she's in junior high! geeezz... but u are right it will be exciting to see what creative shit she comes up with... i see a glitter sequel in the near future
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?--☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆------------
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uh oh!!!! get his ho a brain belt!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
So she's driving on the Shitters road now?. Let's see the kind of crap she can come up with on her own. We have seen the kind of crap she does under supervision. This could be entertaining.
Are her brains really fucked up?. Does she really think she's 20 years old still or what?. I don't care if she likes Hello Kitty or other kiddie stuff. We know there are men out there who collect little model cars and other other toys too and they are hell old. But the way she behaves and dresses makes me think she's as sane as Shitney Spears.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Holy shit, I just watched that Allison video! ROTFLMAO! Is that keyboard duster?! I have GOT to see this episode. Man, I thought the meth mom squatting and sending up smoke signals was bad...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I hate that she likes Hello Kitty!
Actually, I simply don't like her.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by sharoninshape on September 10, 2008 - 7:46am.
she a smart business woman . She knows what she doing. Usher just fired him 2 now mimi and Jlo fired him but rehired him.
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Great and I bet Ushers new manager is named Tameka (baby mama) Foster...right?? lol....
Jlo will be having the dragon twins for mangers from now on.
Yay....a whole new batch of crazies...coming right up!!!! ;P
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 9:20am.
No! Dude, I thought I'd seen them all...
Fucking on demand has like, five episodes. Pfff!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Hekki on September 10, 2008 - 7:27am.
Back to Mimi. I know, I know, she is a bit of a screw-up, but I find her endearing. She smiles a lot. She is always clean and polished looking. Her makeup never looks overdone and harsh. She tries to be ladylike.
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and then she pulls on her shorty shorts and knot-ties her pastel t-shirts up to show her abs. Throws on all her butterfly jewelry and dont forget her sky-high platforms heels she likes to jog in. lol....those really complete the whole look. heheheh
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Gawd, I cant wait till she wheels herself out on that diamond encrusted unicornie....all covered with light purple veils with butterflies floating around her head. That'll be AWESOME! ...for a good laugh anyway. :P
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And now for something completely different...
Oooh...is that gonna be anything like when Britney became her own manager? FUN!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
SHe just doesn't want to have to pay anybody.
ALL THE MONEY FOR MIMI!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
she a smart business woman . She knows what she doing. Usher just fired him 2 now mimi and Jlo fired him but rehired him.
Fuck off and die.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I wonder if her vibrator is diamond crusted too?
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
anyone that's gotten laughing gas at the dentist's office has tried nitrous, pretty much the same thing.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
That outfit. Jesus Christ.
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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon
Speaking of Alison... I've always wanted to try nitrous oxide. Has someone here ever tried it?
Mimi...shouldn't it be spelled MEME? An amazing voice, and yet so full of herself that she wouldn't know reality if it hit her in her big ass head.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Mimi looks fabulously crazy.
Mimi in all her Technicolor glory.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Back to Mimi. I know, I know, she is a bit of a screw-up, but I find her endearing. She smiles a lot. She is always clean and polished looking. Her makeup never looks overdone and harsh. She tries to be ladylike.
Looks like Mimi is heading down the Cheeto meltdown highway. When is she going to shave her head?
what's that saying, singers who serve as their own manager have an idiot for a client? not sure
Benny knew his days of being Mimi’s Hello Kitty purse holder were numbered when she married Nick.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Uh-oh, looks like she stole Miley's blinged out microphone!
I hope this is the beginning of the end of her career.
MK you are an evil genius. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. That video was the funniest shit I've seen in forever.
Oh, was this about Mimi? Sorry, I am still cackling my head off with that Allison video. It's probably only funny if you've seen the show, though.
*head hanging in shame for laughing*
I don't understand her necessity to wear clothes one size smaller than her actual size.....ohh and her new album sucked.
Stoney!!
Remember the one a few years ago with the guy who got his two front teeth busted out? Meth head??
He's doing gay internet porn now!! I mean, so i have heard...
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
I fucking LOVE Intervention.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"