Wednesday, September 10th 2008
Raffey Gets Five
Anne Hathaway's ex-beard, Raffey Folliero, was sentenced to 5 years in the chokey today for messing with God. Raffey pleaded guilty to all 14 counts against him for pretending to work for the Vatican and stealing around $6 million. During his plea, Raffey told the court, "I know what I did was wrong."
What a moron. I would've said, "It wasn't me. It was Zach Braff." DUH.
TMZ reports that Raffey also asked the judge to move him from his holding cell because of "unspecified inmate issues."
Inmate issues?! Does it burn when he pisses?
It sounds to me like Raffey might be sharing a cell with Antonio "I like beating men over the head with my 8-inch sausage" Vasquez.
This Donald Trump throwback is going to be the jailhouse mattress.
Only 5 years? What about the $6 mil? Make him pay it back! Make Anne Hathaway pay it back for being such a bad actress!
if i were going to prison ,i would love to share a cell with this guy. he is hot and since he bearded for Anne ,he's probably gay (and uncut)Yummy!!
dude, his website is still up
http://www.thefollierigroup.com/
Hopefully his cell will have a mirror so that he continue to slather on 12 pounds of MAC a day. Wtf dude? Man up.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Is that regular jail or country-club jail? He's probably going to one of those minumum security places where they send embezzling CEOs and shit.
What a moron. I would've said, "It wasn't me. It was Zach Braff." DUH.
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For reals, MK. It's not like he's got a problem with lying.
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Why does this guy look so much like the guy from scrubs? Is it is alter ego?!
"It wasn't me, it was Zach Braff"
LOl. MK, you are KILLING me today! Everyone at my work keeps giving me wierd looks when I laugh out loud.
Five years. PATHETIC. this guy is such a big gaping Pussy he couldnt even last in a holding cell without bitching. he'll be out in less than that I am sure, slithering through some random loop-hole in the justice system.
Mahla81
Five? That is it? FIVE YEARS?
*grumbling about justice system*
he's a douche who get's a little of what he deserves :~)
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
is it just me or does he have a giant head?
Mahla81
"IT WASNT ME IT WAS ZACH BRAFF"
AHAHAHAH LMFAO
I always KNEW he looked familiar but not till MK said it did I connect it. Classic.
'Somebody told me, boy everything she wants is everything she sees."- WHAM!
Gets five. Inches? He should stop bitching then.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I had no idea Zach Braff worked for the Vatican?!
Now he can be prison pen pals with Nick Hogan and Joe Francis.
Raffey and Braffey. I smell a new E reality series.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Five years of Don't drop the soap.
The version of hell i will end up at has closeup of toes and feets lining the walls and pictures of this guy and Zac Branff as twinsies. =*(
"unspecified inmate issues."=Avocado
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
He should have said he was a Priest, they get away with raping altarboys every day, theft shouldn't even require a trip to Confession.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
good. what a douchebag.
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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon