Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on September 10, 2008 - 10:18pm.
If you put a camera up someone's crotch, you're going to get a crotch shot. And ladies, who among you hasn't gone commando in a tight dress or skirt? When Jen Aniston does it it's okay, but when Lindsay Lohan does it it's trashy...

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Jen Aniston didn't do it (look at the photo's). Lindsay Lohan IS trashy and so was that brat pack she ran with (when she wasn't fighting with them in public) ... i.e. paris, britney,nicole, kim s. etc etc.

Anyone that would even rope Aniston in with that red haired clown lohan is obviously very young and immature. If a woman knows that a swarm of photographers are going to be waiting for you the minute you step out of a limo wearing a short dress, then common sense would tell you to put your f*cking underwear on! That's the difference between trash and class. Atleast wear a thong!

Favorite Michael Cera role: the young Chuck Barris (later played by Sam Rockwell) in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

If you put a camera up someone's crotch, you're going to get a crotch shot. And ladies, who among you hasn't gone commando in a tight dress or skirt? When Jen Aniston does it it's okay, but when Lindsay Lohan does it it's trashy...

Love you Hayden. If you ever need some help with that, call me.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

But would AD really work as a movie? Wouldn't it be like "Starsky & Hutch" or "Scooby Doo" or "The Flintstones" or "Sex and the City" or...

It would be like making "30 Rock" or "The Office" into a movie. A funny series does not EVER make a good movie.

Yes, Shirley Manson as the T-1000 nearly made me wet my pants! Clearly, from my avatar, I'm a huge fan, and I love that show as well. My nerd worlds collided in a big way, leaving me all hot and bothered...

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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!

"I'll tell you how you top Heath..."

You don't. Respect the dead, bitch.

WHAT??! And to think that Michael Cera came *this* close to being 2007's Hot Slut of the Year.

Not cool George Michael. Not cool at all.

One of his only good roles. I love him still, but come on! "Nick and Norah's playlist" isnt exactly on the same scale as Arrested Development!

I'm thinking Michael Cera is trying (and failing) to be funny, by saying why would amyone want it when there are dvds?!That has to be a lame attempt at a joke,one that Jason Bateman could have pulled off but Michael Cera not so much.

Nooooooooooo. Michael I will beat you up if you aren't in that movie. http://tinyurl.com/5c7d5c

Re:
The gayest cardboard cutout ever - Towleroad
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Dude, if that'd been real, I'd have hopped the 1st plane over and personally:
1) ripped the jeans off that spunk
2) had him right there in the mud, like a coupla rutting pigs

Guy is HAWTTTTTTTTTTT.

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
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or ask vivid video to make "the stinkfinger" starring tila tequila as the stinkfinger.

Of course Jen was wearing underwear... she's not a skank like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. She seriously doesn't need that kind of attention. Paris, however, does that shit because she's a party girl and that's all she's good for - sex tapes and crotch shots. Britney did that shit because she was hanging out with Paris tramp and on top of it her career was in the shitter along with her marriage!

STEVE HOLT!

Michael Cera starring as the irrepressible Nick Twisp in Youth in Revolt makes up for the heartbreak of no AD film.

If you haven't read Youth in Revolt yet, DO IT NOW. It's probably a bigger cult classic than Nick and Norah.

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.

Where in the hell is Matthew McConaughey cock?
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That's all that's left after he procreated.

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

Micheal Caine is never confused.

And you, you're sitting in the back, you're not having a meegrain, and you arthur - not one more word out of you.

B.I.G... big.

Where in the hell is Matthew McConaughey cock?
Cameron Diaz must be getting some good cock for her to be smiling.
Solange I love her non-dressing ass. You have to leave those type of people alone that can't dress because you always guaranteed a good laugh.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

ORAMIZER thanks for the 411~
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Submitted by LoLo on September 10, 2008 - 2:50pm.

Michael Cera you little asstard Im'a slap your face so hard your little baby pubes are gonna fall off you bastaaaaaaaaad!
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You will spank him!

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

Michael Cera you little asstard Im'a slap your face so hard your little baby pubes are gonna fall off you bastaaaaaaaaad!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

that show was so sick and funny....I'll bet a movie would be stupid though.

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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon

(RE: an Arrested Development movie)
Come on, people, it could work! Nay, it WILL work! Fuck it, I just long to see them all again. Oh, to see;

- the analrapist shed his stonewashed cut-offs once and for all
- follow George Michael maybe boink his cousin Maeby (and the ensuing awkwardness)
- to know what happened to Bob Loblaw's law blog
- root for Buster as he acknowledges his Oedipal complex and cringe at the inevitable confusion as to which Bluth twin brother to kill
- if Gob has taken responsibility for his huge mistake and helps raising STEVE HOLT!

On the next Arrested Development,,,

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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

You can watch all three season of Arrested Development on HULU.com for free! Fabulous.

Screw George Michael. They can just make it without him. He was my least favorite character besides Buster, anyway. I've really been looking forward to the AD movie.

Michael Cera needs to be stripped of his Hot Slut Title.
He is not fulfilling his duties.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Don't watch
Don't care
Don't wanna see man crack
Don't look
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
Don't wanna look, but I'm gonna
Don't think I could kick her a&&
Don't go, not allowed
Don't care

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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

missy: maybe I'll check it out on Netflix, thanks
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Cam Diaz is all sorts of fug.

snowy, it was on like 2 or 3 years ago i think? really funny shit. kind of a dry sarcastic humor.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

NOT IMPRESSED I am very jay over your icons skinny arms.

Submitted by snowpiece on September 10, 2008 - 1:14pm.
was PDR on Arrested Development? is that her?

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yes man! she was Maybe's mom, George Michaels aunt..

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Michael Cera is an ass! I actually just got into Arrested Development. Yay for Netflix! I'm almost done with the first season and I'm loving it so far. I was looking forward to the movie since there's only three seasons of the show.

If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.

george michael needs to grow the f up
what's maybe have to say about this? maybe she
can just say "marry me" and it will be okay.

I've never seen the show, is it out on dvd? how long was it on for?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

I hate when actors act like they're above the roles that launched their careers. Um, I'm talking to you Michael Cera...

Elisha Cuthbert is cute, but her hair is too blonde, IMO.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

And yes PDR is in AD. And she was wonderful.

Arrested Develop...sigh. He is the same in every movie. But I don't care. I love Cera. And as much as I would love love more AD I can't see it working as a movie. Although the naration guy talking about George Michael going to rehab or war would be funny. Oh the jokes that cld have been.

WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

I'm sorry kid, but you owe you're entire aw shucks, shy guy shtick to Arrested Development.

I officially hate you, Michael Cera.

was PDR on Arrested Development? is that her?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Doesn't he pretty much play George Michael in every movie he's been in anyway?

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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.

Thats such a photoshopped cutout of brody jenner, he looks much better with clothes on... TRUST

We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

I agree with Salem13 about the A.D. movie. Have George Michael off at college or Afghanistan or
rehab, etc.

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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo

Michael Cera has to be the blandest actor ever. She's the same in every role.

Cameron Diaz doesn't seem to have a problem with the papps since she broke up with Justin Timberdouche. However, she needs to invest in some blotting paper.

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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac

What is it with these tweenage punks who have a bit of early success and then think they're above it all? Pffft.

RE: Elisha Cuthberthth looking super glam and pretty on a mag, etc. Yes that's the lie they sell us, and people buy it. Pathetic.

Is it too late to send Brody to that deserted island with Spencer and Wentz? I can dream, can't I?

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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo

So what they can still do an Arrested Development movie without him.

Michael Caine might be insane but he is still made of unicorns and awesome.

Shirley Manson kicks major ass.