Brit Brit Gets Her Weave Cleaned For Vogue
The "Brit Brit is A-OK" train is rolling along! Photographer Patrick Demarchelier took a few pictures of Brit Brit yesterday for Vogue. Yes, THAT Vogue. I'm really hoping the pictures are for Vogue's "Ode to Cheeto" issue.
This is one of the first times, in a long time, that I haven't gone cross-eyed from looking at Brit's weave. It usually looks like a tangled up ball of greasy yarn. It probably took an industrial-sized fan, two hot plates and a garden rake to straighten that shit out. Their efforts paid off, but you know by the time she got home, it was back to looking like a big bowl of coleslaw.
In other Cheeto news, Brit Brit told OK! Magazine that she already has a new album coming out this December. She said, “It’s my best work ever." Better than "E-Mail My Heart"? I doubt it.
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WHEN will the fascination with this garbage end?
Haven't we been exposed to enough of her dirty to not care anymore? *shaking head*
And you're hijacking timing couldn't be more awesome:D
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
this is not a photo shoot for Vogue
I loved Email My Heart... it always makes me cry.
And the crackfest, swamp-pussy, backwoods Cheeto comeback continues...
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Gotcha email...I just sent you a quickie to exchange addy
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Cool, I never use it, but I'll check. Got another I use all the time! Later!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Very Cool!! Nice running into you again! We'll speak later. I'm sota intermittent on here sometimes. Life gets in the way of blogging. Enjoy your paradise down there!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Old buddy, I lost somehow has an African Grey! It's fav word was screaming 'MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHER FUCKER!' endlessly. It liked the reaction, especially from his family! Smart. Ass. Birds!!! Dovely still drops choco van swirlies on me, but they're usually hard. She's sweet, just not very smart. Can't stand not being in physical contact w/ me! Gets pissed! No way is she as pretty as those pajaros! Damn cute for a dove tho!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Dr D, I gotta run - thanks for the chat.
I'm gonna flash my email at ya then edit it out
Catch you later!
ps DID YOU GET IT??
A very good friend says her door is always open for unlimited stay on the Big Island. She live on the side of a volcano there. Massive house, she does high end real estate. I plan on taking her up on it sometime. I miss Hawaii, but the beach is 6 hours away. 4 hours to Rocky Point Mexico- Moms has a place on the beach in Las Conchas I helped pay for. Still needs work. Hijacking a deadish Brit thread, there's been more heinous things done, but sorry to the others.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
ooooooh - you lucky thing!
Man, if you like birds you should come visit me in OZ! I have wild parrots feeding off my back deck.
Rainbow Lorikeet
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/272033207_6125fb0bba.jpg?v=0
Pale Headed Rosella
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/400272239_ff73c3f5f6.jpg?v=0
I've got a little native Inca dove, Dovely, sitting on my head right now. I rescued her when she fell out of a nest and she is completely imprinted on me. She tries to crop feed from me if I open my mouth. They've got kind of small brains, but she is super sweet.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
@Dr D - I couldn't believe life existed in such heat!
There ya go! Amazing init?
The peeps are gonna have to forgive us for hijacking the thread...
When I went to AZ in November, I went via Hawaii. I had 3 days there outbound, and the same inbound. Jesus, I loved Hawaii! I bought myself a bangle at the international marketplace in Waikiki. And not understanding ?Hawaiin?, KUUIPO - how sad is that, I bought myself a sweetheart bracelet.
Yer gonna LUV Sedona almost as much as yer niece! I recommend it well before the GC! I think it is one of the prettiest spots in Az. The prettiest ones are in Lake Powell and some well hidden desert oasises (?) I know about, but tourist never see.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Funny, but I lived the 1st part of my life in Hawaii, but soon forgot about humidity. I thought my mom was seriously joking when we 1st arrived in Phx. We got off the airplane when it was around 118! I couldn't believe life existed in such heat!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Dr D, my bro is a zonie to the bone. Each time I've visited he's been unable to get time off work, hence my visit to The Thing!
I have a gorgeous niece in AZ, and her middle name is Sedona. I'm taking her on my road trip!
Dr D - moist heat! If the planet needs moisture it will take it from anywhere, we humans call it sweating. Where I live is sub-tropical, and only 5 minutes from the beach. I'm damn lucky if you ask me, but I'm in love with the desert too - it's drawing me in, I tell you!
Way cool! He should totally be able to hook you up down there! One of my bestus buds lives down there, but he's a recent transplant, but he LOVES it! When you go back, we'll have to figure out how to exchange some sort of email devices! Ask yer bro if he's been to the Chiricahua mountains, Bisbee and the Copper Queen mine in Bisbee. Tombstone it too touristy for my tastes.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Moist heat sucks, but it depends what we're talking about there, Ok, I'll walk away from that one. But it can be brutally hot here! We don't fair well with humidity. I remember going to D.C. and flying in they said it was around 97 and 95 temp and humidity. We were jazzed! Only 95ish! Then we found out what crush liquidity and heat are together. Fought a brush fire on the hottest day ever-122! 1st time I ever fainted. So did my Captain too. Moms twere born in Prescott!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Dr D, my brother lives in Tucson. We only met a few years ago - Oprah Winfrey stuff. LOL. I'm stoked he lives in AZ, he's stoked I live in OZ. - makes for great holiday accommodation!
Say what you want about Brit Brit *personally I think she should retire in whatever Cheeto filled haze she came out of* but do you Brit lovers out there really think she is better n should be thrown back into the machine that ruined her in the 1st place????!!!!
"You're fat and you're sloppy! You're mopey and you're dopey! You're a sloppy bitch!!" Naveen
That cunt spammer is following me. It's comforting to know that at least it has ONE brain cell.
As I said earlier beerbohmlove, fuck off you homeless cunt.
Excuse me Dr. Destructo.
I wanted to tell you that the first time I visited AZ, I went to Prescott and I loved the place. Froze my damn tittays off though.
I know not to visit Arizona in the Summer - it's a dry heat yeah? LOL
I had a housefull of Arizonian's a few weeks back. Everytime I saw them break out in a sweat....it's a moist heat. LOL cracked us up every time.
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
Lullaby - accoustic mix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00
F'ing spammer! Reported!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
My pleasure! Plenty of more info where that came from if ever needed! I have a lot of people visit here and I am used to hooking them up with a good time in the Zone. I'm a bit worn from political blogging at the momento. How's trix?
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Hey maaaate, so glad I snagged you. I wanted to thank you again for all the info on Arizona.
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
Lullaby - accoustic mix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00
ERrr, avitar.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Still lingering like the foul odor I am SB. Whaz up? Nice ta see ya! Cool sporty Cure moniker too! And good timing, I was getting ready to head out.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Calling Dr Destructo, calling Dr Destructo!
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
Lullaby - accoustic mix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00
Dr D! You still around my little flower of the desert, my little prickle puss?
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
Lullaby - accoustic mix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00
Oh, I forgot to include Chico, her roving pharmaceutical rep from the corner of Sunset and Vine and Billy Mays were also on the team. Billy can get chicken/hair grease and dog shit stains out of ANYTHING!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
At least 20 people dressed in hazmat suits, a team of 4 well whipped mules, professional spacklers, some random dudes with high pressure hoses, a priest armed with holy water, a heavy lift helicopter, a pig whisperer, and the finest Photoshop experts known to man were said to be responsible for helping out on this photo shoot.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
She looks great,I am sure the pics will look hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
NaNoop, what's even better is even many of her fans say the video was crap! So a cheesy vid of her spud head gets morphed onto someone else's body because she was too fucked up and fat to dance herself won? Sure.... And they can't even argue she has anything resembling a voice after the video of her skinning two cats with their tails tied together was unleashed from the open mics! The fan(s) even use the conditional phrase of 'but' usually followed with 'she deserved to win after all that she's been through' or some happy horseshit like that! They're tacitly admitting that this was a sympathy vote. Rudolph, her freshly unwrapped mummy/manager must have used an old Egyptian curse or two and some golden sarcophagi to sweeten the deal. Rudolph must be a slick dude when he's not looking for fresh brains and a sniffer of blow! But I have confidence that she will soon be tying the tentacles of the pink squid wig together again when her diminished brain somehow figures out just how superficial and worthless those awards really are! Her kids will probably bury her with them-shoved up her ass.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Dr. Destructo- you nailed it with your synopsis and cracked me up with the Wig O Psychosis and Brown Boots of Death.
I give this twat NO credit for being where she is right now. If left to her own devices, she is an oxygen theif at best. Right now she is just down a bunch of notches on the Obnoxious Narcissist Meter, but to NO credit of her own.
She doesn't DESERVE any awards or accolades, she's like on of those cars at Disnelyland's Autopia, she just follows the track someone ELSE has plotted and bound her to with no leeway.
This is going to be really fun if they remove the c-ship soon! Without someone leading her by the nose, she'll be back to her old tricks again and FAST! You can tell that the handlers are paying attention to blogs and media stuff. How long did it take them to say the crap about her quitting smoking after she got slammed for the spawn playing with ciggies/lighter? The Pink Wig-O-Psychosis and the assorted Fucking Brown Botas Del Muerte seemed to go the same way. They probably have to plan every second of her day for her! Too bad they can't seem to make her plan for a bath every day! I may even consider buying a TiVo if they pull the C-ship! Wouldn't want to miss that action!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
I thought a little about it over the past few hours, and the fact that Britney is in a High Fashion Magazine is just such a crock of shit. She has HORRIBLE taste, and makes expensive clothing look cheap.
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If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight, it's none of your business
And if she want to be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business
-Salt N Pepa
Now that she doesn't have to worry about the kids anymore, she's doing better than ever. I don't like Shitney and I don't think I ever will.
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Thumb 4 her face looks exactly like when they were taking her away to the funny farm.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
speaking of which - whatever happened to osama lufti? now that was one fucked up human being.
I hope Adnan hides her meds
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 10, 2008 - 7:05pm.
I COMBED MY HAIR TODAY, I FLOSSED AND I SHOOK MY ASS TO SOME MEDIOCRE DANCE MUSIC. NOW BUY ME A PONY!
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Done! A nice impressive pink pony is on the way...oh, pay no nevermind to those sores...yeah...just ride...
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I am riding in to the sunset! Okay no, I'm going to a gas station to get some Funyuns. wait... where's it's mane?.. AND WHERE DID MY NEW WEAVE COME FROM? *lightbulb*
Submitted by speakit on September 10, 2008 - 7:05pm.
I COMBED MY HAIR TODAY, I FLOSSED AND I SHOOK MY ASS TO SOME MEDIOCRE DANCE MUSIC. NOW BUY ME A PONY!
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Done! A nice impressive pink pony is on the way...oh, pay no nevermind to those sores...yeah...just ride...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
it does look like hair....and not even from a horse. I can give her a slight thumbs up for that.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I wonder how many Cray supercomputers it's going to take to handle the photoshop on those pics.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I COMBED MY HAIR TODAY, I FLOSSED AND I SHOOK MY ASS TO SOME MEDIOCRE DANCE MUSIC. NOW BUY ME A PONY!