Kim Kardashian Makes Drunk Bitches Go Crazy

HAHAHAHA, yessssss.

I do love that this fool lives in my town.

Get ahold of yourself woman: no man is worth getting into trouble for.

NEVER let them see you sweat, for chrissakes.

this chick let the gren eye monster out. sure Kim's got this big juicy ass that this chola can't even compare with. sure, men want to screw Kim, and not some ugly browed chola- live with it!

---She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆------

Submitted by Rigamia on September 10, 2008 - 10:54pm.

Submitted by radio siren on September 11, 2008 - 12:12am.
Boob, Rigamia:

You GO, you hot bitches! You two have the right idea! Strong women like you are deserving of respect. Men, as a rule, will degrade women as much as women will allow themselves to be degraded. It's really up to us.

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Thank you. I like to think of men as people. And people only get away with what you let them.
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Thank you very much.

And Amen.

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

Submitted by radio siren on September 11, 2008 - 12:12am.
Boob, Rigamia:

You GO, you hot bitches! You two have the right idea! Strong women like you are deserving of respect. Men, as a rule, will degrade women as much as women will allow themselves to be degraded. It's really up to us.

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Thank you. I like to think of men as people. And people only get away with what you let them.

Yeah...I kinda get the feeling that the part they're leaving out is all about what he was doing while he was watching the KardASSians.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Boob, Rigamia:

You GO, you hot bitches! You two have the right idea! Strong women like you are deserving of respect. Men, as a rule, will degrade women as much as women will allow themselves to be degraded. It's really up to us.

MK hit it on the head as usual when he said, "She's right, he was disrespecting himself by watching that trash." These useless whores are raking in cash because there are so many of us willing to watch their vapid, meaningless crap. If no one watches, they will go away. And wouldn't that be all kinds of terrific?

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

"Yeah, really. Bitch is in denial if she thinks she's gonna find a man who doesn't do that. "

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Yeah, keep saying that and that's what you'll get. When people accept this behavior as "normal" for men, then men will act like it. It's all about what society deems acceptable. Are you accepting this behavior? Then you'll get what you accept and expect.

Those are hot eyebrows... even though she's no chola. Odelay, vato.

A touch of lip liner and that is a beautiful chola we have right there.

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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.

"Yeah, really. Bitch is in denial if she thinks she's gonna find a man who doesn't do that. "

*repeats to herself this is Dlisted*

NO SHE'S NOT IN FUCKING DENIAL!

I have to be honest, I'm probably a very WEIRD case but I don't look at other man so my "panty pudding" is only caused by my husband. Then again I am in love, and that accounts for a lot. I don't have the need to look at other men and I know for a fact that before looking at another woman my husband would much rather poke his eyes out and go blind. (For his own sake that is, but I don't force him to be like this before you easyjokers go off on it).

People are different worldwide and hubby and I love and respect each other so much that we can't see others as sex objects. Sorry if it's kind of digressing with what you know for a human being.

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 10:36pm.

Yeah, totally grudge fuck a ho...Angry sex is some hot sex....yeah, hurt his ass, grind your Jimmy Choo's into his bare back whilst calling him a dirty, dirty whore...He'll totally love you for it...
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HAHAHAHAH!! hey better than getting arrested and a mugshot ending up on Dlisted

Submitted by gyeah on September 10, 2008 - 8:59pm.

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Yeah, totally grudge fuck a ho...Angry sex is some hot sex....yeah, hurt his ass, grind your Jimmy Choo's into his bare back whilst calling him a dirty, dirty whore...He'll totally love you for it...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 10:23pm.

True dat...Just deal, then fuck...
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yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAP give him a good grudge fuck. Grudge fucks are highly underrated

Submitted by gyeah on September 10, 2008 - 8:50pm.
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True dat...Just deal, then fuck...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 9:28pm.
THANK YOU! And like who stirs the sugar to their partner ALL THE TIME? I mean, c'mon ho's...You man ain't responsible for all that panty pudding you got goin' on...You know they's some Depp up in you Deppity do and Brad Pitt too, so cut a fella some slack...
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WORD! it's like bitches please! Don't act like you don't be rubbin one off to some fantasy hollywood casanova. Don't play yourself about these tv ho's.

Submitted by speakit on September 10, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Meh, so he scrubbed one off to Kum Lardassian, I'd probably do the same if I were a man. It's just what men do...

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Yeah, really. Bitch is in denial if she thinks she's gonna find a man who doesn't do that.
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THANK YOU! And like who stirs the sugar to their partner ALL THE TIME? I mean, c'mon ho's...You man ain't responsible for all that panty pudding you got goin' on...You know they's some Depp up in you Deppity do and Brad Pitt too, so cut a fella some slack...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

what is it with these flying vases...I swear that always happens to me too, scout's honor!

I could not respect a man that wanked off at the sight of Kim...gross, vile and ewwww....you might as well wank off to a pic of Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Meh, so he scrubbed one off to Kum Lardassian, I'd probably do the same if I were a man. It's just what men do...

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Yeah, really. Bitch is in denial if she thinks she's gonna find a man who doesn't do that.

**adds Kim Kardashian Halloween costume to shopping list**

Her face is so greasy it looks purple.

Maybe she's mad because he would use her face grease as a "personal lubricant" when he jacked it to ol' Princess Jasmine Donkey Butt.

Meh, so he scrubbed one off to Kum Lardassian, I'd probably do the same if I were a man. It's just what men do...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Naomi you go girl. vase? nothing bigger around?
(mrsoul knows not to fight w/me in the kitchen)
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D

next time, naomi should've used a bat upside the head to get her point across to her boyfriend...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

"The "I have mental problems" works on the job too."

No. it does not.
I don't know about standards over and around North America.
but even when it's highly illegal I got fired over being depressed and working double shifts for free (in order to avoid going home and wanting to kill myself).
So even though I was doing them a fucking favor they fired me for being mentally unfit. Which never caused me trouble at work, because I'm crazy as fuck and I can be violent, but I know how to do my job AND HOW TO FUCKING BEHAVE AT WORKPLACE.

And waving the psycho card didn't get me anywhere in life, so all those crazy people that are getting away with it need to give me the fucking recipe.

And regarding Ms Naomi here, good for her.
When it comes to my husband, he knows better. He learned the hard way that woman on this planet there's only one as long as he is a married man.

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

Thank you for your understanding piedlourde as i have no time or inclination to mess with The Goddess, because i almost got run over by a bus on the street, after i tried unsuccessfully to change the avatar while at Starbucks. True story.

Without further blah blah I shall proceed and say:

Naomi Masuda, YOU ARE MY HERO.

Thanks.

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

Submitted by Hekki on September 10, 2008 - 9:41pm.

Yes, but if you have kids or ever want to have kids, it is NOT helpful. Next thing you know, some judge is ruling you "unfit" and your kids are off living with their dad.

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So true. That's why people who feel the need to wild out and have no other outlet, do shit like this when young and get all those insecurities out of the system. Once there's children involved, who's the loser?

Submitted by Hekki on September 10, 2008 - 9:41pm.

Yes, but if you have kids or ever want to have kids, it is NOT helpful. Next thing you know, some judge is ruling you "unfit" and your kids are off living with their dad.

I fully agree with you on that matter.
I feel the need to explain myself a bit here; I feel comfortable joking about mental illnesses as I myself and some of my friends and extended family is lumped into that vast group of PSYCHOS.

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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

oh Hekki,you are so right. your comment is probably the smartest thing i've "heard" today. and by "today", i don't mean on this website.

gyeah,

I'm grateful. Although, I might handle the Lucite Goddess' presence, as I have cleansed myself by looking at pictures of the Brangelina twins, the NEW chosen ones. Yes, Shiloh is pissed, she's been demoted to pass out the communion salty crackers at this point. Don't get me started on her standards on the Blood of Christ.

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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

Bitch couldn't take a vase to the head like a man?

Oh, and once your man knows this is a button he can push, he will push it all the time. If he wants to piss you off, he knows all he has to do is look hungrily at another woman in front of you.

Imagine what KimKar does to drunken men.
*puuuuuuuuuuuuuke*

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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by piedlourde: "In situations like this, it's great to be able to throw the psycho card."

Yes, but if you have kids or ever want to have kids, it is NOT helpful. Next thing you know, some judge is ruling you "unfit" and your kids are off living with their dad.

This chick was probably upset about Kim's ass.

Reggie Bush is definitely her pimp: http://tinyurl.com/5c7d5c

She's stupid. Good for her dumb ass. What it is the difference between porno, online porno or playboy pictures. I have friend that is worried about her husband looking at pics online and I told her let him be already?!?!!? Calling him a pervert?!?!?! I told her keep pushing him to insanity and he will start fucking bitches for real! A woman cannot stop a man from being horny.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

@ islandgirl, snowpiece & DeeDee

Erm...thanks? lmao! :0)

@ xxyxz - The last time I really lost my cool was...*thinks* ages ago. Your safe, promise!

@angel - Which is why I love/hate being me. Super fun! On a serious note - the kids had been picking on since daycare, because (as one girl put it) "she's smokey - she's not pure white". I was 8 when I was told that.

~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

Submitted by piedlourde on September 10, 2008 - 4:45pm.
gyeah!

I strongly urge you to change your avie. Every time I gaze upon its glory I fall to my knees, tear the hair off of my head, cry helplessly and have vivid visions of the lord Jesus Christ, BLEEDING, standing before me.
I cannot possibly return to this site when The Goddess of Lucite is pictured. I am a mere mortal!

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OK piedlourde, please xcuse her beauty. i don't want to be blamed for driving people away from the best site on the internet. I'll work on it, but it's hard to let go of The Goddess, you know? There's one of mere mortal Tori Spelling without eyebrows that's simply ravishing. Let me see what i can do.

Ok, what in acid flashback hell is this? I swear MK posted this last week...

gyeah!

I strongly urge you to change your avie. Every time I gaze upon its glory I fall to my knees, tear the hair off of my head, cry helplessly and have vivid visions of the lord Jesus Christ, BLEEDING, standing before me.
I cannot possibly return to this site when The Goddess of Lucite is pictured. I am a mere mortal!

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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

Naomi looks like a flip (Philippino) so there's latino in there. What she did is some latino peoples shit to do. But, I have to confess Im guilty myself of doing shit like that back in the dayz. Passionate by injection.

yes, my avie is an authentic pic from a Playboy party....those classy Hilton Sisters, eh?

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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon

Thanks IG!

@the person that said there are fuched up ppl in Florida

Amen! Very true

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This avvie is for Oklahoma

all men suck(i'm pretty sure there is a law that says men have to be pigs) the only males i DON'T hate lately are mah bebe kitty kitties. oh & Naomi is cool. wait...i also do not hate my 2 sons & my brother. AND piedlourde,i'm with ya.....stupid vodka.........

Submitted by piedlourde
In situations like this, it's great to be able to throw the psycho card.
My female friend has gone apeshit on so many guys (i.e. beating up pervs of all ages that molests women at the bar) and gotten caught shoplifting numerous times. She always gets off the hook when she waves her Xanax at the cops and mentions her OCD's and Borderline Personality Disorder. Say what you will, but a teeny bit crazy goes a long way. We Dlisters should all get certified so we can trip Paris Hilton's feet when seen and defend Phoebe Price's honour at all costs.
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The "I have mental problems" works on the job too. Just get a doc to give you note that says you have a screw loose and you can get away with damn near anything. I work with someone who pulled this stunt. The ho is useless but they won't get rid of her. She's faking it! Pisses me off!!

parissucksliterally, about your avie of the Hilton sisters...

As I recall, it was a party at the Playboy Mansion about a year, a year and a half ago? And it's authentic? I have a vague, yet semi-repressed memory of a post, perhaps not at Dlisted... Paris and Nicole motherfucking Hilton actually posed for this, and thought they we're totally hot and edgy and not at all incestous? And it was around this time the video of them dancing (shuffling around) and calling people niggers surfaced?

I can't really remember. All I see when I close my eyes and envision the year 2007 is a buzzcut Britney Spears mauling a car with an umbrella.

Do you remember, Dlisters? 2007 was such a good year for cynical, schadenfreude-addicted sluts like myself. I miss it so.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 10, 2008 - 4:11pm.
whoever watches Keeping Up With The Kardashians DESERVES to be beaten.
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A girlfriend of mine is really into that show and i wish i could bash her head in. Not with a vase, but with a machete.

There is just some fucked up people in Central Florida..

"I thought I was the only dumb bitch who got the sudden urge to hit a ho with a vase while watching "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." It's good to know that I'm not alone."

Especially the stupid ass mother. Her decision making process is out of fucking control.