Wednesday, September 10th 2008
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Obviously, my question is not directed at Posh Spice. She still looks like a hungry power bottom, but her black robe is fine. I'm talking about Marc Jacobs' purple velvet skirt and his gladiator mandals. I think he's wearing the tree skirt from Mariah Carey's purple fantasy-themed Christmas tree.
Don't tell me we're wearing skirts in public now. My walnuts would love to hang out in the open air, but I don't think my dignity could take it. Yeah, what dignity? Shut up! I fucking heard that.
And why didn't the paps get any upskirts of Marc?! I want to know what color panties he's wearing underneath that fugness.
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Aunt Bea
Is that a Jonas Bro in your Avvie?
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LOL! TheJonas dude and the girl eating her hair since she were soooooo nervous/starstruck after meeting him
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by Emeriesan on September 10, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Fashion icons, my ass!
The Posh dress looks like that overcoat beauticians wear at work, only a Gothic anorexic version.
as for M.Jacobs, words fail me. I fear his next campaign with Tatu (yes).
eek.
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I AGREE, I AGREE I AGREE!!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Fashion icons, my ass!
The Posh dress looks like that overcoat beauticians wear at work, only a Gothic anorexic version.
as for M.Jacobs, words fail me. I fear his next campaign with Tatu (yes).
eek.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
posh's tits are scary. she should just take them out, surely being flat chested is better than those things (I'd suggest she put on weight and get them naturally, but as if that's going to happen)
Aunt Bea
Is that a Jonas Bro in your Avvie?
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
OMG! I just figured out who Vicky looks like! Will Truman on "Will and Grace"!!!
Jacobs has more cleavage then pig face
They should have switched outfits. But then the headline would have totally stayed the same.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
"Don't tell me we're wearing skirts in public now. My walnuts would love to hang out in the open air, but I don't think my dignity could take it. Yeah, what dignity? Shut up! I fucking heard that."
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I want to see MK in the silver lamè maxi skirt slit up the side topped with an ultraviolet angora sweater. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Maybe he lost a bet.
A couple years ago, one of our neighbors was standing in his front yard wearing a sexy ho outfit with fishnet stockings. All he said to us was: "I lost a bet".
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 7:09am.
HHAHAHAHAHA I just pictured Marc at a urinal holding his skirt up.
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!
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That bitch sits down to pee. He'd still be holding the skirt up though...all the way up.
Tits!!!
That's my future baby daddy there!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
If there is fart times going down in here, no-one light a match.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by dbella on September 10, 2008 - 4:28pm.
http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/Latest-Marc-Jacobs-Ad-Features-A-Man...
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My.God, that looks like Robin from Batman and Robin. Is that a Madonna - Material Girl video big bow on the front?
I can't even deal with him wearing black nail polish right now.
Speak it Eddie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BABydcTZh70&feature=related
Submitted by FatMartha on September 10, 2008 - 4:58pm.
LCT!
I just let out a huge bacony-eggy fart. I'm paying it forward to you because I love you.
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I CAN SMELL IT! I can see the visible greenish-brown whisps too. I am so touched by your gesture. As a thanks, I will fart it backwards to you.
*pfft*
Hot beef with a hint of green pepper and cheese
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 4:51pm.
LCT,
I said cankles in my head!!
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Tee hee! I've noticed that I've replaced ankles with cankles. Ankles is no longer in the Carrot dictionary.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
@AlwaysSunny
I love it! This is fantastic! Look at this couch, is this velvet?!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
It's the new trend with Scotish kilts
HHAHAHAHAHA I just pictured Marc at a urinal holding his skirt up.
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
If Marc is going commando, how does he drain the snake wearing the man-skirt? That's just not classy!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 10, 2008 - 4:51pm.
George Costanza likes to be draped in velvet.
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only if it were socially acceptable, which it is
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
LUCKY! I wish I could fart, but I'm at work and managment frowns upon rotten ass emissions. LUCKYYYY!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 11, 2008 - 6:58am.
LCT!
I just let out a huge bacony-eggy fart. I'm paying it forward to you because I love you.
I have eated 3 eggs this week. I can only do that when I can guarantee no contact with other humans for the next two weeks. The wallpaper is peeling off the walls at my place.
Before entering: Shut thee mouth and hold thy nose.
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
That shade of purple is so you Marc.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Submitted by FatMartha on September 10, 2008 - 1:58pm.
LCT!
I just let out a huge bacony-eggy fart.
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That is what Posh has for breakfast. She smells David's bacony-eggy farts.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
LCT!
I just let out a huge bacony-eggy fart. I'm paying it forward to you because I love you.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 1:40pm.
If it makes him happy and it's not hurting anyone, what is the problem?
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The problem is you are NOT supposed to wear velvet before Election Day.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
How in hell did Posh not burst out laughing when she saw what he was wearing. I can't wait to see Becks in HIS Marc Jacobs skirty.
BECKS: I'm not wearing a fucking orange velvet skirty.
POSH: David, you HAVE TO - Marc had it made especially for you. He'll be brokenhearted if you don't wear it.
Who said he's wearing panties? this is Hollywood remember? It's fashionable to air out your coochie...or in Mark's case, your nuggets.
zomg, I don't like hairy men ... now seeing the 2 of them together, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight
who's the other guy? is he marc's bf?
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Submitted by Jessucka77 on September 10, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I would have been your friend on the playground! Nothing finer that purple velvet
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George Costanza likes to be draped in velvet.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
LCT,
I said cankles in my head!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 10, 2008 - 3:44pm.
"If I put on this skirt,
Would you still talk about me?
I'm as free as a bird now,
And my balls they will swing freeeee!!!
Oh oh oh swing balls!
And these balls you cannot pant!
Swing-eee-ing free ball-all-alls!"
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by jim on September 10, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I HAVE A SKIRT ON AND A DIDLO IN MY ASS..IT'S THE LASTEST THING OUT HERE IN CALI..YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL TRY IT!!
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I'd eff you for that, only it'd be awkward.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
"I HAVE A SKIRT ON AND A DIDLO IN MY ASS"
OMG! Me too!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
I never thought the day would come when I would tire of Marc Jacobs, but it's here - and not a moment too soon... I rebuke this mess he has become, and will not love him again until the nerd returns.
Posh is hot.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 4:44pm.
A few years back, they liked to tell women that we were not allowed wear pants or show our ankles...
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You ALMOST said cankles.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by jim on September 10, 2008 - 1:46pm.
once again, Jim gives me outright prolonged laughter.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Jessucka77 on September 10, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I would have been your friend on the playground! Nothing finer that purple velvet . . . but the only man who can pull it off is Prince!
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well, thank you ! :D Assuming the 77 means you're around 31 years old ? I'm 11 years older than you now, so you would have been a wee baby then LOL. But thaanks.
huh. I wonder what ever happened to those pants anyhow. I know I didn't throw them out.
JIM!!! I KNEW you were kinky!!! Call me babeh!!
Oh you were being sarcastic... *edges away quietly*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Posh Programed him to wear that!!!
The earrings mixed with the velvet skirt and the Spartan shoes is giving me serious Elton John withdrawal.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Clarisse
I LOVE YOU
That's hawt!!!!
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bmitted by dbella on September 10, 2008 - 4:44pm.
"When you try too hard to be provocative and artsy fartsy, you get discussed. He's trying too hard. Waaaaaaaaaay too hard."
I totally agree.
************************************************************************Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
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I HAVE A SKIRT ON AND A DIDLO IN MY ASS..IT'S THE LASTEST THING OUT HERE IN CALI..YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL TRY IT!!
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 4:29pm.
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I concur about the cleavage comment. Her sternum showing through is kind of scary.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty