Wednesday, September 10th 2008
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Obviously, my question is not directed at Posh Spice. She still looks like a hungry power bottom, but her black robe is fine. I'm talking about Marc Jacobs' purple velvet skirt and his gladiator mandals. I think he's wearing the tree skirt from Mariah Carey's purple fantasy-themed Christmas tree.
Don't tell me we're wearing skirts in public now. My walnuts would love to hang out in the open air, but I don't think my dignity could take it. Yeah, what dignity? Shut up! I fucking heard that.
And why didn't the paps get any upskirts of Marc?! I want to know what color panties he's wearing underneath that fugness.
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Posh is copying Marc Jacobs hair style
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Men who wear kilts have to allow me to cop a feel while sitting on the train, in the elevator any where that will be a tight squeeze and noone will notice and it better be an 8footer. If I not being to subtle.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
When a guy wears a purple velvet skirt, he's expecting/probably seeking a fuss, so why be surprised? I don't think anyone is fussing, as much as commenting, which is what we do here.
As far as his ads, it's just plain stupid to have a guy modeling clothing that you are marketing to women. As a woman, it doesn't make me want to buy the clothes because it detracts from my ability to envision myself wearing them. This is aside from the fact that I personally find the clothes in question ugly to begin with.
When you try too hard to be provocative and artsy fartsy, you get discussed. He's trying too hard. Waaaaaaaaaay too hard.
Submitted by Stoney on September 10, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I don't know why this kinda makes me mad, but it's like "bitch, don't even TRY. What makes you think you can put on a skirt and do it right when women have been perfecting it for centuries?
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ITA. But, you know, if he wants to let his nuts hang free and akimbo, I guess it's okay... as long as he doesn't mind looking like a complete douchebubble while doing so.
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
A few years back, they liked to tell women that we were not allowed wear pants or show our ankles...
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Frankly I don't get the fuss.
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Whattayamean?!?!?! Stevie Wonder can see that purple is not this man's color!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Bobblehead on a stick!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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they both look craptastic
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 10, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Utilikilts are all the rage in Seattle.
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We got those here too!
Hi, Mrs K!
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♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Well, the man had gone Greek already...he's just dressing the part now. MK, you'd look pretty darn sweet in one too....and remember...easy access for bathroom quickies!!
Submitted by Stoney on September 10, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I don't know why this kinda makes me mad, but it's like "bitch, don't even TRY. What makes you think you can put on a skirt and do it right when women have been perfecting it for centuries?
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Perfecting it? Who? Yikes. You need to sit yourself down in a busy spot and look long and hard at some of the women in skirts around you.
If it makes him happy and it's not hurting anyone, what is the problem?
I'd be upset to think there are men out there who WANT to wear skirts and dresses but don't because of some narrow minded precept.
Utilikilts are all the rage in Seattle.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
I dunno, man - Canadian boys (here and montreal anyway) have been wearing kilts for ages....not, like, all of them - but they're definitely out there.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
They need to get rid of him already!! His clothes and bags line are hideous and over priced. I am sure he has enough money to go away to just suck on his lovers balls under a rock somewhere.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I've read a few articles about how kilts are 'the next big thing'. Puh-lease! When will they realize that men don't get fashion? Most straight men don't give a fuck what people tell them to wear. They prefer to look like everyone else in their button-up, tie and pants uniform. And Posh looks like Harry fucking Potter in drag.
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
I don't have a problem with a man in a skirt. Just how he happens to be wearing it right here.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Miss Priss,
I am here to serve!
http://skirts.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler
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I like what he did with his socks in the first pic.
I could never pull that look off.
I would have been your friend on the playground! Nothing finer that purple velvet . . . but the only man who can pull it off is Prince!
I don't know why this kinda makes me mad, but it's like "bitch, don't even TRY. What makes you think you can put on a skirt and do it right when women have been perfecting it for centuries? You throw on purple VELVET with open-toed SANDALS and hairy legs and act like a fucking FASHION PLATE? Bitch, please. Epic FAIL."
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by dbella on September 10, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Frankly I don't get the fuss.
The rules are changing.
Adapt.
Man wears skirt.
Big.
Fucking.
Deal.
IT'S JUST CLOTHING.
I'm surprised at some of the responses here - and at tone of the main story.
I wore a pair of pants of that EXACT same color and material to school ONCE in the 6th grade,
and got the ever-lovin shit beat out of me at recess. probably deservedly so. (I am a girl, by the way :)
God, I loved those pants. they were beautiful.
obviously only to me though.
Tranny Hot Mess in Training...."Walk this way Marcasite"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Miss Priss,
I am here to serve!
http://skirts.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Bleh, this looks terrible. Becks won't touch her in this outfit.
Posh is a hoooooooooo http://tinyurl.com/5c7d5c
What happened to Posh's boobs? Did she get made smaller?
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Oh, a bloke in a dress! Bloke in a dress!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
I hope skirt wearing doesn't become a regular man thing (not that it would) can you imagine all of our sons (I don't have a son, but I could have one someday) wearing skirts in 30 years?
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 10, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Marc Jacobs has personally been in a downward spiral ever since he got skinny. Was the fat keeping him sane or what?
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no, he was on drugs when he was fat so i think he was just more sedated.
i LOVE LOVE LOVE poshs dress *drool*
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Miss Priss, I hear that!! *daydreams of bagpipes, if I ain't being too subtle*
Marc and Penis Wentz would make an ADORABLE gay twosome!!
Marc Jacobs has personally been in a downward spiral ever since he got skinny. Was the fat keeping him sane or what?
Professionally, I love his stuff. He still needs round the clock therapy though.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 10, 2008 - 9:21am.
Well, that's just silly. Now, if it were a kilt, and on someone else...
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Yeah, like, for example Ewan McGregor. Seen him in a kilt and I just about had my no no parts tingling left and right...or Gerard Buttler! He's a Scot! I wanna see him wearin one...mmmmmm
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Sugar Magnolia
When I look at the pic of Victoria, I feel uncomfortable and my feet hurt in sympathy.
When I look at the picture of Marc, I think comfy shoes and mmmmm velvet.
Plus his cleavage is more believable.
http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/Latest-Marc-Jacobs-Ad-Features-A-Man...
I FUCKING HATED POSH'S STUPID FUCKING HAIR, BUT NOW SHE JUST LOOKS KATIE HOLMES AND THE REST OF THESE HAGS WHO CHOPPED ALL THEIR HAIR OF AND LOOK LIKE FUCKING GAY BOYS....NOT HOT!!
Maybe he was late and grabbed a towel while he was running out the door?
What the...?!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
He has much to learn about skirt-wearing. Mainly, SHAVE YOUR LEGS.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Anyone seen any of his recent women's clothing ads? The clothes are modeled by a guy. A really ugly guy IMO, which is appropriate because the clothes are really ugly too.
He needs to just stop it.
Im sorry but Posh looks like SHIT
Hate the bolted on tits
and as far as Marc Jacobs go...*giggles*...no comment. I'm sure one of you HOs will come up with something hilarious
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Sugar Magnolia
I think the skirt looks great.
I wear pants all the time. No reason on earth a man shouldn't wear a skirt.
Don't tell me we're wearing skirts in public now. My walnuts would love to hang out in the open air, but I don't think my dignity could take it. Yeah, what dignity? Shut up! I fucking heard that.
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I love you forever. Please let us have a marvellous faghag baby together? xoxo
On a vaguely more serious note, I thought the title referred to the scary fembot!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 10, 2008 - 4:20pm.
not cute
ewww angel, LOL really?
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Seriously - we're still close...
One time I walked up to say hi to a homeless guy thinking it was him LOL. I only turned around when the man reached into a garbage can. That's how fucking weird he dresses.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Say what you want about Posh, but dammit she and Katie can rock a short 'do like Pink.
POSH bitch would you please get some fucking face make up that matches your orange body?
Thank you in advance you silly tart!
Love Always,
Your fucking momma!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'm feeling a little Comingback coming on.... yes, i'm chanelling myself some comingback....
HE DOES NOT HAVE TO WEAR THE UNDERWEARS BECAUSE HIS BALLS NEED THE AIR AND NOTHING WRONG WITH SEEING THE NUTSACK WOW!
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i thought is was a towel...
oh, and Posh? Eat a f*cking sandwich, tired of looking at your scrawny, orange, fake tittay, cadaverous ass.
HAHAHAH wtf...velvety corduroy purple skirt?? that queen is nuts
posh looks fantastic these days. i love the haircut.
She is fucking perfect.
Marc looks like a right twat, but he does make great clothes.
Marc Jacobs needs to turn in his gay card.