They're All Overpaid
Nicky Kidman, Jenny Garner and Tommy Girl are laughing all the way to the bank and they don't even deserve it. Forbes put out their annual list of the 10 Most Overpaid Movie Whores in Hollywood and these three topped the list.
Forbes came up with the top 10 by looking at the ho's last three major movies. They didn't count supporting roles, limited releases or movies where the ho got paid less than $5 million. They compared the whore's salary with the movie's profits (if there were any).
Not surprisingly, the box office poison queen, Nicky Kidman, was numero uno. I think she injects some of that poison into her forehead.
Here's Forbes top 10:
1 - Nicky Kidman - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $1 of gross income.
2. Jennifer Garner - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $3.60 of gross income.
3. Tommy Girl - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
4. Pizza Face Diaz - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
5. JLo - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.10 of gross income.
6. Jim Carrey - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.11 of gross income.
7. Nic Cage - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.16 of gross income.
8. Drew Barrymore - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.38 of gross income.
9. Will Ferrell - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.67 of gross income.
10. Cate Blanchett - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.97 of gross income.
They should have done a Most Deserving list instead. There would only be 3 bitches on that list: Marie (aka Snobby Salesperson #2) from Pretty Woman, Chuck Norris (he would end me with his cold stare if I left him out) and Otis from Milo & Otis.
Those Forbes lists are total bullshit, never looking at the big picture and getting a lot of their figures wrong. It's like they have their interns put this crap together.
Cate Blanchett should not be on that list...she is a phenomenal actress and she also isn't always in movies that are marketed to be huge hits in the box office.
Gonna take a walk out side today, gonna see what I can FIIIND today (<<3 that movie, but my money's on the sea turtle)
Submitted by original putas on September 11, 2008 - 12:23am.
Anyway, who cares. The Pacino and Dinero movie opens Friday. Thats what I'm talkin about!
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I will be going to see that movie this weekend.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Puhlease - Milo totally blew away Otis! The angst of the river ride.... brilliant!
Add Dane Cook and SourPuss Jessica Alba.
Why are they overpaid?? give some money to Darfur Sudan instead see out of the box news at www.entertainroom.com
Tammy Cruise has had lots of plastic surgery but she does not look anywhere near the 16 she wants to be.
She now looks like a typical middle-aged homosexual trying desparately to look 16!
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What the hell is the meaning of this list? I ain't no damn mathematican! Whats all this?
Anyway, who cares. The Pacino and Dinero movie opens Friday. Thats what I'm talkin about!
Jennifer Garner, really? She's total crap. What movies has she been in besides that Catch and Release crap and that superhero movie.
OTIS!!!!!
My favorite part of that movie is where the fox hides his juicy muskrat in the ground! I was just a wee thing when I first saw it, and it really made me want to eat a muskrat.
Jenny-from-the-hood's movies did that well?
Who in the hell is going to see them?
I must admit I did like the movie "13 Going on 30" maybe it was Mark Ruffalo, I don't know. But Jennifer is a real bore just like her no talent husband.
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on September 10, 2008 - 7:11pm.
1 - Nicky Kidman - frozen face bore. Must know how to suck producer cock.
2. Jennifer Garner - ordinary and boring. Must know how to suck producer cock.
3. Tommy Girl - Sucks producer cock -- we know this for certain -- could
Hahaha. Sucking cock should be a pre requisite for new drama students.
Having to satisfy an old, fat sweaty producer to get an acting has to be cosidered REALLY gross income.
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Tommy Girl: For every dollar "she" was paid...
ROTFLMAO!!! *sniff* good one.
I'm surprised Cruella JLO Deville wasn't at the top. Well now she and Tom can talk about it over tea, how they suck so bad.
Submitted by L♥VE SPAGHETTICAT: "Ya know what? Cate Blanchett is so not overpaid. The woman can actually act, as can Tommy Girl, sadly enough."
I totally agree with you. LOVE Cate Blanchett. I have a huge girl crush on her.
And as much as I despise Tommy Girl, I have really liked most of the movies he's been in. I mean, I totally hate him and think he's insane. But I have to respect his career. He truly is a movie star.
Cate Blanchett is worth every dollar. No one else on that list is.
Now Otis ... Otis was in a class by himself.
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rotflmao@Tommy Girl "for every dollar she was paid"
thats some funny mess. i love this blog. Its my new fave. I thought Perez was funny. I havent laughed at one of his jokes since I discovered this site
Thanks Solange for being such a dumbass...because I learned about this blog from fox 5 news when they were laughing in her face lmao
Cate Blanchett is a genius actress. She was brilliant in "I'm Not There", but I don't think this film has made a lot of money. Real acting is not about money, actually.
Fuck the rest of the list.
Nicole Kidman and Cate Blanchett are the only decent actors on this list. Well, Drew Barrymore is okay if it's a character just like Drew Barrymore.
She's such a GIVER!
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 7:23pm.
LCT
She's on a list , just not THAT list
It's said that she lurks on blooppoopshit.com
But the bitches there are working on banning her ass
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You mean between her tantrums and depression and baths she has time to surf the internets? Wooooow...
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
LCT
She's on a list , just not THAT list
It's said that she lurks on blooppoopshit.com
But the bitches there are working on banning her ass
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Did Jen and Brad meet???
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-ca&brand=sympatico&tab=m120950071...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Saint Angelina isn't on that list? Ruh roh.. someone's getting fired tomorrow.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
it's never only once
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1 - Nicky Kidman - frozen face bore. Must know how to suck producer cock.
2. Jennifer Garner - ordinary and boring. Must know how to suck producer cock.
3. Tommy Girl - Sucks producer cock -- we know this for certain -- could be replaced by Wee Man in Marve Albert's wig, and no one would notice.
4. Pizza Face Diaz - was cute long 10 years ago. Annoying as a persistant herpes shanker. Must know how to suck producer cock.
5. JLo - could be replaced by Kim Kardassian and no one would notice. Sucks cock.
6. Jim Carrey - hasn't been in a good film since the mid-1990s. Eats asshole while making crazy Fire Marshal Bill faces.
7. Nic Cage - hasn't been in a good film since the mid-1990s. Eats asshole while making crazy Elvis faces.
8. Drew Barrymore - Cocks, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
9. Will Ferrell - so ugly producers pay him NOT to suck their cocks.
10. Cate Blanchett - who?
Ive never succumb to the pressures of whoredom....except that one time......and maybe with you!!!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 10, 2008 - 4:59pm.
ok will do xxyxz
have a good night!
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Buenas Dias my lovely crunchy choclate taco!!!!
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ok will do xxyxz
have a good night!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Where's the love for Milo?
Mc
Get my # from Okie. Leave her a PM
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anystalkerbitch...
Have a good night hors!
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xx - luckily I didn't let it go to my head and do any kind of ho shit with him. It took me 8 years before that happened!
I'm outtie, I just wanted to stop and check in on my whores, and get my snark on, but whatdoyaknow, every roach and rat has to crawl out of the woodwork, so it's back to lurkmode for me!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Talladega was zzzzz IMO
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 10, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 3:34pm.
M.C
I bet you have some awesome lips!
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you know it beesh! I had a crush on an older boy when I was 11 (he was 17) and we were hanging out playing Super Mario one day and he told me, "Damn xxx, you got some dick sucking lips" and I giggled and said "thank you". Sick!
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Ooooooooh!
Im tellin yo mama!
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M.c
That IS sick! My daughter is 11! I would die if I heard somebody tell her that
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Awww Green...you didnt like? Thats okay...i really HATE all his other films though. Kept hearing how AWESOME Talladega was...I tried to watch it but like 20 minutes in I was like "I am through with this shit"...its a constant poop-fest...and not of the good kind. lol. :D
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 3:34pm.
M.C
I bet you have some awesome lips!
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you know it beesh! I had a crush on an older boy when I was 11 (he was 17) and we were hanging out playing Super Mario one day and he told me, "Damn xxx, you got some dick sucking lips" and I giggled and said "thank you". Sick!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 10, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Normally Green i would agree with you about Will Ferrell...but then i saw Stranger than Fiction....
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Submitted by la coocaracha on September 10, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 10, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 10, 2008 - 3:29pm.
The only movie Will Ferrell was actually funny in was "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
The guy ain't funny. But he's a fantastic agent.
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hellooo! Thank you, I have been saying this for years and peeps just look at me sideways and tell me to watch Talledega Nights again.
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Just trying to include every slut that commented on Will Ferrell. Sorry if I missed anybody.
NovaNightly, we'll have to agree to disagree. But I'm down with discussing films.
This is why D-List sluts are the best sluts.
ooh...no prob xxyxz....you fancy iphone user you!!! ;P
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God I hate Nicole Kidman, queen of the mouth-breathers.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Not to bring the bad news to the DListed comment section, but I'm pretty sure Otis is dead. I know, I cry everyday thinking about it, too.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Sorry Nova! I can't copy and paste from this iPhone
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xxyxz....after i wrote that response...i then realized....lol. STILL...lol. DSL's rule! My clarinet teacher told me so. ;P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 10, 2008 - 3:29pm.
The only movie Will Ferrell was actually funny in was "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
We have that movie.....and Dogma.....and shit like that.
i ain't proud.
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http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
LOL! I wasn't talking to you! *red face* I was talking to person that was looking for the highest bidder
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I love cate blanchett....wouldnt think she would be on this list. hmmm...
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...