They're All Overpaid
Nicky Kidman, Jenny Garner and Tommy Girl are laughing all the way to the bank and they don't even deserve it. Forbes put out their annual list of the 10 Most Overpaid Movie Whores in Hollywood and these three topped the list.
Forbes came up with the top 10 by looking at the ho's last three major movies. They didn't count supporting roles, limited releases or movies where the ho got paid less than $5 million. They compared the whore's salary with the movie's profits (if there were any).
Not surprisingly, the box office poison queen, Nicky Kidman, was numero uno. I think she injects some of that poison into her forehead.
Here's Forbes top 10:
1 - Nicky Kidman - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $1 of gross income.
2. Jennifer Garner - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $3.60 of gross income.
3. Tommy Girl - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
4. Pizza Face Diaz - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
5. JLo - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.10 of gross income.
6. Jim Carrey - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.11 of gross income.
7. Nic Cage - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.16 of gross income.
8. Drew Barrymore - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.38 of gross income.
9. Will Ferrell - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.67 of gross income.
10. Cate Blanchett - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.97 of gross income.
They should have done a Most Deserving list instead. There would only be 3 bitches on that list: Marie (aka Snobby Salesperson #2) from Pretty Woman, Chuck Norris (he would end me with his cold stare if I left him out) and Otis from Milo & Otis.
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xxyxz....my mommy is who i got my big lips from. In fact...hers are TOTALLY like AJ's....only older. lol. So in a way, i guess she is proud. ;P
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 10, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 10, 2008 - 3:29pm.
The only movie Will Ferrell was actually funny in was "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
The guy ain't funny. But he's a fantastic agent.
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hellooo! Thank you, I have been saying this for years and peeps just look at me sideways and tell me to watch Talledega Nights again. No thanks, man.
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I liked him in that movie about a ancorman....he was pretty funny in that1
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M.C
I bet you have some awesome lips!
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They totally need to make a doll head of Skeletina, like the Garfields for the back car window, and make the suction things her lips.
*laughs at the image, I kill me*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Normally Green i would agree with you about Will Ferrell...but then i saw Stranger than Fiction....which is his best flick...i think. :D
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Forbes: the magazine for people who like meaningless, poorly-reasoned lists.
your mother must be so proud!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 10, 2008 - 3:29pm.
The only movie Will Ferrell was actually funny in was "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
The guy ain't funny. But he's a fantastic agent.
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hellooo! Thank you, I have been saying this for years and peeps just look at me sideways and tell me to watch Talledega Nights again. No thanks, man.
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Natural full lips here too.....
But i used mine to play various instruments. (insert skin flute joke here) lol
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
My lips are the best, Ill be waiting on fremeont street with bright red lipstick on, waiting for the highest bidder....believe me, ill make it worth your while.
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The only movie Will Ferrell was actually funny in was "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
The guy ain't funny. But he has a fantastic agent.
Thanks Clarisse!!!
You are my new girl toy!
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lara, you are right. Look at all these ridiculous remakes of movies that are only 10 and 15 years old. Many of the original movies were losers to begin with. The power players in Hollywood need to give screenwriters-directors-anyone a chance to do something good.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
hey my natural full lipped folks...people with nothing better to do with their money spend big dollars trying to get what we were born with...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Mp
People STILL say I have DSL and I'm a homely mother of 3
Plain jane-ish!
How WUDE
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Money isn't everything. Ok, it's maybe 99.9 per cent of everything but...
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L♥VE SPAGHETTICAT,
Riddle me this...If i said to you, "Do you have a flag?", what would you respond?
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
xxyxz,
You are beautiful. Angie is a freak.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
I wasted my lips too on a "regular" job. LOL
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
MP < 3. Us big lipped ladies need to stick together
*mwah*
Clarisse ... Ok ok! They aren't THAT big ,but close
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i have natural full lips too and i ain't getting paid millions for movies...and now i'm too old...dammit for me for wasting my gawd given dick sucking talents on mundane 9 to 5 jobs...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 6:11pm
It's okay hooker, I have big ol' lips... nickname was DSL in my sophomore year of HS... dind't like that very much, considering I was actually pretty virginal back then. Now? not so much...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 6:11pm.
I have AJ lips
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AJ have my lips!
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Ya know what? Cate Blanchett is so not overpaid. The woman can actually act, as can Tommy Girl, sadly enough. Just because their movies don't gross as much as say, Angelina Holie's shiteous acting adventures, doesn't mean they can't act. Tommy Girl was entirely glorious in Tropic Thunder...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 4:11pm.
I have AJ lips :(
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Show us dammit! post a pic! I need something to think of for my daydreams tomorrow!!!
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Submitted by letinstar on September 10, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on September 10, 2008 - 6:00pm.
that's why tommy and jlo should be neck and neck for the number 1 spot...
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You make a great point.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
xxyxz
No you don't goose! AJ lips do not occur in nature. You may have the lips Jolie was born with, but not the ones she has now.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
also, i would like to say i don't think these actors here are to blame for the failure of a film. all of them are A list. they have many fans who would go see their films. i think the films flopped mainly because they were crap or people weren't interested in the subject. i mean..Lions for lambs..i like tom cruise as an actor, but i would never pay money to see that movie.
This is why I never ever buy music or go to the theater unless they are phenomenal. I would never spend a dime on twits like Jlo. But if these idiots wanna keep paying them, that's their f'n problem. I'm proud to say I don't contribute.
I have AJ lips :(
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 6:04pm.
jolie is definitely on the list...those lips are skilled...for the dick...and pussy...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Cate Blanchett is the best actress on this list.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 4:02pm.
So you're telling me somebody paid YOU ten million for a BJ?
More like ten dollars!
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If I like you its FREE, Otherwise, 10 mil cuz my sh*ts the bomb!!!!
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Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 2:50pm.
My lions don't like girdles. Too restricting. They prefer purple velvet skirts - like any right thinking lion would.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by lara on September 10, 2008 - 3:56pm.
i loved The others. what a twist...would have never guessed
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Others was ok, but too close to 6th sense for y taste!!! Needed to be a little more original I thought.
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letinstar,
How do you think Angelina got where she is? Those pillow lips were MADE to suck da peen.
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Submitted by Sayonara on September 10, 2008 - 6:00pm.
that's why tommy and jlo should be neck and neck for the number 1 spot...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
So you're telling me somebody paid YOU ten million for a BJ?
More like ten dollars!
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99% of Hollywood "talent" is not worth minimum wage.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
Kidman can't open movies....she's better in a supporting role. But, she nailed Ms. Colter in His Dark Materials, which didn't do super great in the US, but did quite well overseas--which isn't a huge suprise given how his works aren't popular in the US like they are in Europe.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
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Submitted by letinstar on September 10, 2008 - 5:50pm.
all these overpaid "actors" on this list just have amazing dick sucking skills...that's all...
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That is one of the main keys to success in Hollywood.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
i loved The others. what a twist...would have never guessed
doesn't Cate typically do indie movies, which, even in a more broad release, will not generate the dollars that those shoot em up action craptastic movies make? Seems somewhat unfair to compare those roles with the crap that Nic Cage makes these days.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
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10 mil for a blowjob to the highest priced offer. Yeah ive only done it once beofre, but....the offers on the table for anyone whos interested.....
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She was good in The Others. But, yeah - cuz she's spooky.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I tried to watch Invasion which is a Nicole Kidman movie, but she is so disturbing to look at that I had to change the channel.
Dear Hollywood:
Please explain why Nicole Kidman makes $20M a picture?
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i don;t even think she makes that much money. the list is crap mainly because they have no idea how much these actors are paid.
Submitted by Capitanne on September 10, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Dear Hollywood:
Please explain why Nicole Kidman makes $20M a picture?
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LOL! 'Nuff said.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
it does not matter if you can act if you can't sell your movie then your are overpaid
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 10, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Could we get any stupider?
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My lions don't like girdles. Too restricting. They prefer purple velvet skirts - like any right thinking lion would.