Thursday, September 11th 2008
Daisy Is Over This Shit
Depressed Daisy is still in the hands of the big-tittied frog beast. I think Ty Ty Banks would call Daisy's stare, "begging for fucking mercy wit yo eyez." I feel for Daisy. It looks like she never got that secret package of ludes I sent her. Maybe she can find a little catnip to ease her pain.
Chestica is currently in NYC whoring out that big ole' cuntry album of hers. Ches' collection of dumb dumb ditties is #2 on iTunes. It was #1 yesterday. Somebody please take away Papa Joe's credit card. I mean, isn't there a limit on how many times you can download the same shit?!
Here's more of Papa Joe's "favorite girls" out in NYC last night.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 12, 2008 - 3:09am.
Dear Chestica:
Just because you have big titties and blonde hair, doesn't mean you are heir apparent to Dolly Parton's throne.
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Damn straight. There will never be another Dolly.
She looks pretty as usual. Dont like her outfit but her hair and face look great. So do her boobs, God I wish I had a rack like that but then again I am the same height as her (and weight when she is working out) and I could NEVER imagine being so small and having such BIG boobs. Im not jealous just totally intrigued.
'Somebody told me, boy everything she wants is everything she sees.'- WHAM!
Enough with the ugly prints and polyester,ugh!!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Dear Chestica:
Just because you have big titties and blonde hair, doesn't mean you are heir apparent to Dolly Parton's throne.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆-----
KiwiKim.. any relation to Fountain Gates Kim?
She was just on Letterman and oh my god is she a twit!
And the blouse is terrible and she is looking fat. The carrie sex and the city gladiator heels aren't making her look sexy and her assistants sex and the city long dress and horseshoe necklace SAME. Don't these bitches have stylists? I mean they should be setting the trends, not copying trends from a movie filmed a year or two back.
NYC...hasn't this dumb bitch ever watched Midnight Cowboy? New York City isn't the place to promote anything country. Bitch just wanted a shopping trip expensed to the record company.
Daisy's just mad because everytime they visit Papa Joe, Jessica gets all the petting.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
She is just so sad. Also put those monster tits away once in a while. For the love of the flying circus! you know im a well endowed girl and i like to think im part of the resistance by dressing modestly...and no i dont i wear a burka or anything but i do remain tasteful. money does not equal class.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 11, 2008 - 11:41am.
I'm starting to *kind-of* feel sorry for her embarrassing, desperate, no-talent ass.
Ughhh, what happened to me?
*shakes head in shame*
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yeah.
Me, too.
I can't hate on her. It's all just too painful.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
OH GAWD I had to listen to this whorey bitch this morning on the view.
She is absolutely HORRIBLE.
She was convulsing like Joe Cocker while trying to stay on key. She looked like she was going to have an aneurysm.
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RIMADYL KILLS
That's actually a pretty top when on the hanger. The problem is that DVF designs really small. That must be a size 16 on her if that even exists on DVF. On a small tittied girl it looks good, also NOT with jeans of any fucking kind, that only looks good with a pencil skirt, retro style. Her shoes are vomitacious, worse then the top. Goes to show she may have $ but no style nor class.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
There are no words for this girl's lack of talent. I mean it's sad really. And WTF is that shirt she has on?
Has anyone else noticed that now that she's gone "country" she pronounces all of the "r's" in her songs, whereas before she stretched them out with her crappy out of control, no control crappy voice?
Next week she'll go punk. Anything to be loved. Sad.
I'm starting to *kind-of* feel sorry for her embarrassing, desperate, no-talent ass.
Ughhh, what happened to me?
*shakes head in shame*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
EEG.. D'oh. *hits forehead* I knew I was missing something. It should have been obvious w/ those big teefs of hers that she IS the best Country singer of allll times! Thank you for putting me back on track, Bless you.. lol..
Even that doggie is hiding its bits & pieces, tho. His lil legs are closed tight. lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Why Oakie, haven't you heard? She is Jessica Simpson the greatest cuntry singer of all time!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
This bitch, LITERALLY still pretends she is Daisy Duke. Like the hair n shit.. WTF, who the fuck does she think she is.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
angel,
It was fun but I guess I was making too much sense because she poofed back to wherever she came from. Way to ruin my fun Ms. Palin. :(
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/09/jessica-simpson-has-a-butt-crac...
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
I wonder how she can walk in those pants, they look uncomfortable. Like she laid down in bed to get them on or something. Daisy LIVES! I was so worried, Daisy is so much cuter than this over-endowed chipmunk slut!
Your face!
people who post ads on this thing should eat my dick lint.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
At least poor Daisy looks groomed for once. She normally looks so raggedy and torn-up. I guess having Jessica as an owner will do that to a girl.
this should have been a 'caption this' picture.
Daisy: yeah I sold my soul for kibble, now just leave me the fuck alone.
(look at the little teddy bear paws! awwwww sniff)
Jeffro thats way cool!
Do you speak Japanese at all? I dont! I speak ebonics, cholanese, spanglish, and jibberish!
I only know a few Japanese words, otherwise I only speaka Engrish and Tijuana Spanish.
My wife taught conversational English while we were there, which was cool, they'd pay 50-60 bucks to come and sit in our home for an hour and just talk.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
PS. @ EEG:
Also, I do believe, actually, that Obama is set in place, specifically, for the purpose of improving foreign relations. SO much damage has been done. I think it's the highest priority to the powers that be.
ONT: YeeeeeeeeHAW!!!
See now - if that was still on - Jessucka would have a place in this world.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@EEG:
Oooh...I had a stint of toying with crazy-ass Republicans in late night forums. Fun, fun, fun! They SO crazazy! You can dance them crazies round in circles and circles until they bite they own tales. Ah...good times, good times...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
xxyxz, I was wondering yesterday where fritodorito is?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
XX: Ra was the funniest, maybe he's taking the whole Ron Paul thing too hard?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by missy on September 11, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Ohhhhhhh im jelly!
I hear Kyoto is beautiful and there is this song from Air called Alone in Kyoto or something like that..... surfing on a rocket
Well if i were a rich bitch i would be on my way
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Snowy
I haven't seen RA or Zennie in FOREVER either
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
ahahahah cthehoff :D ♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
EEG - Ive heard this.. I listen to a lot of world news.. it reminds me of travelling. (ie, being out of the US)
Jeffro - that is super cool!!! Ive been briefly to tokyo, osaka and kyoto, but Id love to travel the country more. fascinating culture.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
angel,
I know it is not many people but I found it fascinating that America's closest allies are in favour of an Obama presidency.
I have been having fun in the forum debating with Sarah Palin.
Wait, do the words fun and forum belong in the same sentence?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I wouldn't trust that poor dog around a loaded gun, that's for sure.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Mrs. K, just out of curiosity, why do you say that? She's "singing" for a living, living her dream. She's featured on national TV programs. She's in a relationship with famous athlete. Seems like everything she would want.
I'm not being argumentative -- just wondering.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Jeffro thats way cool!
Do you speak Japanese at all? I dont! I speak ebonics, cholanese, spanglish, and jibberish!
EEG thanks for the link
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Ok, EEG, don't kick me. But 22, 000 people is not a whole lot....I dig the spin tho and we know that it's what it's all about. LOL! I just watched McCain on TMZ hold a baby like a football for a picture and everyone was like: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Dumbasses.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Bite her, Daisy! Bite her and run free!
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
I'm sure she feels very empty inside.
:(
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7606100.stm
Should be in a Palin thread but we aren't exactly known for being on topic.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
missy:
Naval Air Facility in Atsugi, our carrier was docked at Yokosuka, about an hour away. With the traffic in Japan, distance is measured in 'time it takes to get there' rather than kilometers.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by missy on September 11, 2008 - 10:56am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 11, 2008 - 12:54pm.
well shiit honey, your peeps are here now, so repost I say!
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I second that emotion.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
who let tha hogz out? oink oink oink oink!
xxyxz seriously? where are they? and 2drink?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
LoLo: Military?
Yep, Navy, 10 years total. 6 in San Diego, 4 in Japan. As a whole, the Japanese are very nice people.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 11, 2008 - 12:54pm.
well shiit honey, your peeps are here now, so repost I say!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 2:25pm.
DAWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
He could be my Pac Man's dad!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!