Thursday, September 11th 2008

Daisy Is Over This Shit

Depressed Daisy is still in the hands of the big-tittied frog beast. I think Ty Ty Banks would call Daisy's stare, "begging for fucking mercy wit yo eyez." I feel for Daisy. It looks like she never got that secret package of ludes I sent her. Maybe she can find a little catnip to ease her pain.

Chestica is currently in NYC whoring out that big ole' cuntry album of hers. Ches' collection of dumb dumb ditties is #2 on iTunes. It was #1 yesterday. Somebody please take away Papa Joe's credit card. I mean, isn't there a limit on how many times you can download the same shit?!

Here's more of Papa Joe's "favorite girls" out in NYC last night.

Posted by: Michael K


angel_i's picture

Poo, EEG!

I hate it when that happens. I'm sorry:(
Actually, I think I saw that and meant to go back to it. Shall I go look? :)

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Small Yappy Dogs RULE

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 11, 2008 - 2:21pm.
I was stationed in Japan for 4 years...if anyone cares! LOL

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I do I do!! Im obsessed with Japan! Where were you stationed?

*cradles chin in hands*

*wide eyed stare*
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Ain't nothing like dlisted love!

I am pouting because I posted a link to a fantastic article yesterday and was completely ignored.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 11, 2008 - 1:48pm.

Am I the only one who thinks she's become a caricature of herself?
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I can hardly believe we are alone.

Mebbe that was where Papa Joe got his bright idea:
"Hey - yer busty like Dolly Parton, and yer kinda silly too. Y'know, yer kinda like a funny puppet....and y'know the lot of us prolly oughta be livin' in a shack down South somewheres! Less do cuntry!"

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 11, 2008 - 2:21pm.
I was stationed in Japan for 4 years...if anyone cares! LOL

I care! I care about that more then chestica simpson and her mammary monologues!

Military?

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EEg

You should post more biotch

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_Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 11, 2008 - 2:20pm.
LoLo and xxyxz,

Hotmami was being stationed in Japan. I didn't live there but in SE Asia.

And yes, I am a mad lurker!

I fucking love you woman! I knew you were in south east some place!

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I was stationed in Japan for 4 years...if anyone cares! LOL

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Stoney's picture

Does anyone have her View performance? I'd like to torture myself please.

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dramaqueen- that her whole persona...overdone and trying too hard. She's been plastic/fake for so long, she doesn't have a personality of her own.

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LoLo

I don't know?!

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LoLo and xxyxz,

Hotmami was being stationed in Japan. I didn't live there but in SE Asia.

And yes, I am a mad lurker!

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_Submitted by xxyxz on September 11, 2008 - 2:16pm.

Isnt hot mami the one who is in the military?
I thought she had mentioned she was going to be stationed over seas where EEG use to live.

Some place in the south pacific?

I dunno i may be thinking of another person!
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Am I the only one who thinks she's become a caricature of herself? She's just ... too much. Everywhere.
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Well, isnt she a chunky little monkey.
Brain blast.... maybe she will chicken tuna herself to death!!!

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She was on The View this morning and tried to speak with fake southern hillbilly accent. I threw up in my mouth a little watching her.

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I don't as a rule like small yappy dogs, but that's the cutest bloody dog I've seen in... a dogs age.

I just want to hug it till it barks.

xxyxz's picture

off topic

Where is Nanners and HotMami?

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Daisy looks pissed.

I had the view on in the background this morning when she was singing... OH MY GOD.. it was AWFUL.. I have nothing against her so Im not just saying that.. I was embarrassed for her.. Seriously..

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LMAO! Poor Daisy

I'll adopt you

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Snoop would grudge fuck her, pass her around for his posse to do the same, then throw her broke ass off the tour bus.

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"Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 10:29am.

Smurf, I just read your comment "it would have saved her anus" LOL!"

Hahaha. I had to reread it a couple times to make sure it made some sort of sense myself, but I'm also on three hours of sleep.... Yay insomnia!
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Is it too late to charge Nick Lachey with animal cruelty for giving Daisy to this twit-twat?

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LoLo I think she made it out of one of Mrs Roper's cast offs!
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Stoney's picture

My main problem with the shirt is not so much the pattern (yes that sucks too) but the fact that it looks like SHINY POLYESTER. Also it's too short to be belted, IMO.
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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on September 11, 2008 - 1:37pm.

At least when they're alone together, Daisy knows she'll always be the smartest, prettiest one in the room.
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Ain't THAT the truth!

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At least when they're alone together, Daisy knows she'll always be the smartest, prettiest one in the room. That is one cute dog.

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 11, 2008 - 12:35pm.

That's when she'll have cornrows put into her wig and decide she's always been a rapper at heart, and how she's always dreamed of doing a duet with Snoop Dogg.

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Submitted by snowpiece on September 11, 2008 - 2:03pm.
LO~the shirt! egads! LOL

Chrissy from Threes Company wants that shit back to polish her thigh master collection with man!

Come and knock on our doooooooooooooor
Joe Simpsons waiting for youuuuuuuuuu
He like boobies on her and her and him
Joes Simpsons a douuuuuuuuuuuuuche

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That shirt is awful. Big Tittied frog looks like she had her beak tweaked. its much smaller than it used to be. I heard the bitch performed on 44th street with an audience of less than 50 people. dumb twat still thinks shes the shit,.

she's going to be stuck to playing at malls and single sets on tv shows, cuz no real country artist in their right mind would have her as an opening act.

That's when she'll have cornrows put into her wig and decide she's always been a rapper at heart, and how she's always dreamed of doing a duet with Snoop Dogg.

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LO~the shirt! egads! LOL
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KD's picture

Poor Daisy has "I'm dead on the inside" eyes.

LoLo's picture

Laaaa di da di daaaa

*whistles and shuffles about*

Dont mind me, Jessica Simpson, Im just wearing my Nanna's blouse to take my titts our for a walk so they can pee and get some fresh air!

*looks down confused*

Well if my bra is on this leash where is my dog?

"looks around only to find Daisy smotherd in her horrible shirt*

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I thought that was Ryder Hudson for a second...same hair, same expression.

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That poor dog doesn't even look real :( She looks like a stuffed animal.

She's gotta keep a grip on the pooch, or she'll run out in traffic and commit hari-kari.

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Stoney's picture

Smurf, I just read your comment "it would have saved her anus" LOL!

I think she looks pretty here. She looks so much better with natural make-up. That's a damn ugly shirt, though. And she still can't sing.

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You know that poor dog is thinking "If i was a big dog, i would die quicker! Curse my MaltiPoo parents!!!"

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Look at that dog! Woof! Daisy is cute, though.

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She's packin' on the pounds again, poor thing.

Jess--Food is not your best friend!

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I'm surprised this dog hasn't yet borrowed Papa Joe's shotgun. It would have saved her, and us, a lot of trouble and useless Jessica Simpson news.
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