Thursday, September 11th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Two haggard twats go to dinner - Popsugar

Jessica Simpson
doesn't wear panties while performing outdoors in a short skirt - IDLYITW

Chace Crawford thinks Sarah Palin is attractive - Just Jared

He's also as "straight as they come" - Towleroad

Eva LongWHORIA is "not pregnant, just fat" and annoying - Lainey Gossip

Heather Graham still exists! - Hollywood Tuna

Did Dreamboat Doherty recently visit Kate Moss? - Hollywood Rag

Naked celebrities for Peta - Cityrag

Julianne Marguiles' long vagina or just her thighs pressed together? Ha. - Egotastic!

Holly Madison's boring nip slip (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Posted by: Michael K


Stoney's picture

Did I miss something? Isn't it possible Chestica is just wearing a thong?

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

angel_i's picture

PS. Nice back fat. ( I mean: wear something that fits)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

christine the hoff's picture

Yeah, like it's so fucking hard to remember to put on underwear in the morning.
"reaching into jeans" yep, I did.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

LoLo's picture

You guys Southern Joke, that place Justina owns is in my hood and you would not believe the gross ass nasty people that eat there!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

My god all the eye make up the under age girls wear there make me feel like i wound up in the fucking forest with a bunch of slutty racoons drinking draft beer and eating shitty saucey garbage!
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The C word's picture

Now that's a wardrobe malfunction if I ever saw one JT.

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The long hot summer just passed me by.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 2:22pm.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! Why can't these fucktards wear UNDERWEAR!

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Yeah, what the hell is THAT all about?

With a butt like hers she gotta, at LEAST wear boy shorts, you know? That's just icky.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

M.E.'s picture

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! Why can't these fucktards wear UNDERWEAR!

angel_i's picture

I must admit I gotta girlie crush on Jessica. But the fact that she dates Justin just ruins her for me.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Salem13's picture

I don't mind Jessica she seems nice from the interviews I've seen of her. Justin on the other hand is a grade A DOUCHECOCK.

That some array of "celebrities" PETAs got there.

goddammit i hate peta... but mmmmm roselyn sanchez is one hot ass piece

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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christine the hoff's picture

wonky cameltoe, there's a visual.. hee
so fucking what about getting nekkid?? I get nekkid every time I shower! pfffft.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

lisaural's picture

I'm so ready for someone to just come right out and say what is on everyone's mind:

"SARAH PALIN - SHOW US YER TITS!!!!!"

speakit's picture

what's with the nekkid celebs for peta? what's the point? It's all girls too. Men won't get nekkid for animals? ON THE FARM THEY DO.

oklahoma's picture

Beil says "Oh Justinelina, I love when you talk in that mush mouth voice of yours, now bring back that really gay and werid curly hair of yours, oh and those sweater turtle necks"

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

kdracofan's picture

speakit: MUCH BETTER! thank you!

(lmao)

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

dramaqueen365247's picture

I've never understood the appeal of Heather Graham. I don't think she looks hot at all in those pics.

Jessica -- EW! Were you hoping for a full upskirt? You know, to make people care?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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oklahoma's picture

HA, I read that as Julianne Moore at first, and was pretty ticked.. B/c if her V-lips hung down to China, they would still be beautiful.. But who really cares about J Marguiles'..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

speakit's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on September 11, 2008 - 2:06pm.

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If it makes you feel any better I have a wonky cameltoe right now and I'm drinking iced tea.

kdracofan's picture

I MISS COCO UPDATES

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Seriously, ditch Drunken Stepfather.