MiserAlba Is Just Like Us!
I had to rub my eyes a few dozen times to make sure I read this shit right! Yesterday in Manhattan, MiserAlba, Baby Honor and her bodyguard got on the subway at Union Square to go to Brooklyn. The fucking subway! I would mortgage my soul to the devil to see MiserAlba on the subway.
Most bitches on the subway already look like they're waiting for a reason to curse you the fuck out. Me included. I can only imagine what MiserAlba's cranky ass face looked like while riding the train. In my dreams, I'm picturing that the train was completely full. When MiserAlba entered, nobody looked or offered her a seat. She had to stand the whole way while killing those hos with her eyes. Even Baby Honor joined in.
MiserAlba was in Brooklyn to see a new apartment. I've included a picture of the building in case any of you are looking to move there. Beware! There may be a dark cloud living over you!
Here's more of MiserAlba with Honor in Brooklyn and also some pictures of them with "Just in it for the" Cash Warren in Manhattan. Oh and MiserAlba's not smiling because she's happy. She's smiling because she still has the post-pregnancy farts.
I'm probably gonna get yelled at for this, but that baby looks totally "formula fed". I nursed both my kids and I've only seen "baby cellulite" on the formula kids that always look puffy and pale. I DON'T MEAN THAT ALL FORMULA BABIES LOOK UNHEALTHY! Just saying that some babies don't take well to the stuff.
My daughter could not switch from breast milk to cow's milk. She had terrible red but rashes that bled and were painful. My good old Pediatrician recommended goat's milk and it worked. Eventually, she was able to drink cow's milk, in fact she goes through almost two gallons a week now, and is very athletic, and has great bone and muscle density. But, if natural can fill in for synthetic it really is best, just my mom opinion.
The subway? Show me pics...
lets face it, she's "smiling" because her child came out white.
the sole reason why this bitch has been so miserable etc etc, was because she was afraid of giving birth to a chola-in process.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
she belongs in an outer borough!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by jussayin on September 11, 2008 - 9:23pm.
lol, either you have a lil dick or you are seriously overfeeding your roaches. You need to go down south to see some big ass roaches!
I'm from Brooklyn so I know roaches but when I went down south I was like "Gotddayum!!!", you can't even step on the bitches. I saw a chick beat onedown with a broom and some raid for 30 min and that bitch still didn't die!
And don't go to Florida because not only are they big but them bitches FLY!!!
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Umm, they fly in NYC too. When I was 22 my friend was staying in my apt off Dekalb and we had a problem with leaving the windows open. One night we're watching tv in my room and in flies one! Wow! did we freak out! haha.
Jessica should move to PK Slope. That's where all the retired hipsters aka newly baby pumper-outers have moved to with their Maclaren (sp) strollers etc. Ugh. Brooklyn isn't dirty and gritty like I remember in High School- when you could go down by the river over in Greenpoint, squirm your way through the fence and climb the shitty water tower - and smoke one up. Now, there're boutiques (still wondering how they make money at those prices) and Vegan spots...it's becoming a mini Manhattan (in some places)but with all the Manhattan rejects.
Don't come at me...those aren't fighting words...but i will fight. LOL.
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Looks like Honor has her mommies attitude.
I really hope this overrated bitch, her slimy looking husband and ugly kid DO NOT move to BK. Come one Jess you were born and raised in Cali just fuckin stay there, New York does NOT welcome you.
I used to slightly freak out when I found out I shared my DVD rental store with Sandra Bullock. But she was really cool, low-key, gorgeous in person, and tall.
I was hooked, but I still never found out what she was renting.
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She looks happy but her baby looks miserable.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I hate babies. Annoying smelly little shits and they cry all the fucking time.
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"I really wouldn't mind a fleet of airplanes flying into skyscrapers knocking down the real estate prices. Maybe then I could habitate someplace nice without dumbass foreigners and roaches the size of my dick."
If you have issues with "dumbass foreigners" and want a repeat of 9/11 to fix your rent problems, then best to get your tiny dick out of BK ASAP.
**Lo q paso, paso...get over it!**
Submitted by LoLo on September 11, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Hey, I want in on an NYC meetup!
What exactly is the reason for this miserable creature to move from Hollywood to NYC?
And please, don't tell me she is going to try her hand at Broadway.
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lol, either you have a lil dick or you are seriously overfeeding your roaches. You need to go down south to see some big ass roaches!
I'm from Brooklyn so I know roaches but when I went down south I was like "Gotddayum!!!", you can't even step on the bitches. I saw a chick beat onedown with a broom and some raid for 30 min and that bitch still didn't die!
And don't go to Florida because not only are they big but them bitches FLY!!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Hmmm is it just me or that baby is UGLY!???
Submitted by jussayin on September 11, 2008 - 7:23pm.
NYC people! Lets get to DRANKIN!
....cheers, bitches! *bottle up*
*pours out a lil in memory 9-11*
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I'm with you - pour me alittle too!
RIP - 9/11
She's clearly does not know how to hold her baby. And as far as her taking the subway, well she has to. She isn't no A-list star to be able to afford a limo to drive their asses around AND an apartment in NYC. Hell, she isn't even a C-list star.
Hollywood studios are really stupid to keep hiring her ass for movies, when it's clear that they don't even make their money back, much less any profits.
NYC people! Lets get to DRANKIN!
....cheers, bitches! *bottle up*
*pours out a lil in memory 9-11*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Alba looks cute when she smiles. And I cant believe she took the subway either. lol I think Honor looks more like Jessica than Cash.
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on September 11, 2008 - 3:29pm.
HAHAHAHAHA!! Oy Veyizamir! that shiksa is a shayne maidele.
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you are making me famischt already!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by snarla on September 11, 2008 - 4:10pm.
maybe NOW people will understand how bland brooklyn has become
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Right, cuz the joint was jumping when it was populated by old Yiddish-speaking Jews!
"Make me an egg cream and be quick about it, ya little pisher
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HAHAHAHAHA!! Oy Veyizamir! that shiksa is a shayne maidele.
Submitted by snarla on September 11, 2008 - 4:10pm.
maybe NOW people will understand how bland brooklyn has become
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Right, cuz the joint was jumping when it was populated by old Yiddish-speaking Jews!
"Make me an egg cream and be quick about it, ya little pisher."
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Otter Pop on September 11, 2008 - 2:09pm.
That is a beautiful neighborhood! Some bitches have all the luck.
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And a lot of money and a real estate agent who is a shark.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
her baby girl is adorably cute.
it looks like a really beautiful neighborhood. i wanna studio there.
Yay I was hoping someone would say it was Brooklyn Heights...that's where I stayed when I was in NY, and I was sure that was where the photos were.
It would have taken SO much more work for her to take the train than to just jump in a cab. She's like a high school teacher showing a movie and fast forwarding through the sex scenes.
What a boring slag.
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Submitted by snarla on September 11, 2008 - 4:10pm.
well if the boring white art students and generic indie bands suffocating the burrough weren't evidence enough, maybe NOW people will understand how bland brooklyn has become
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Oh, right. I'm sure you've seen the generations come and go.
Her baby is white as hell!!!! Haha stupid bitch!
That is a beautiful neighborhood! Some bitches have all the luck.
If she moves here I'm leaving
They are going to screw up the neighborhood with PAPS and rent will skyrocket!
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Miss Priss! Yes it is in fact on the way!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo
Got Weed?
lol
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Sugar Magnolia
by Miss Priss on September 11, 2008 - 4:51pm.
UGH
Girl we need to get you some treats STAT!
I want to organize a happy hour for RIGHT NOW!
NYC people! Lets get to DRANKIN!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
UGH
Talk about the longest motherfucking day ever!
Why the fukc would you have a cell phone and not answer it damit!
This whole week has been hell fuck!
I just realized there are a lot of fucking people I don't like at work! And I am pretty nice to everybody! I'm going to stop smiling and just start flipping people off. I work with a buch of assholes.
Sorry people. It's really been a bad week.
And seeing miseralba was the last straw. lol
I love you all people!! Carry on and don't mind my crazy ass
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Sugar Magnolia
That baby is homely ugly. Has his pig nose... and looks like him... YUCK!
That is one cute baby.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
My boss has been up my ass all day. I wish there were emoticon's here, because I found the perfect guy to describe how I feel today.
I'm tempted to drink one of the beers in the fridge in the shop....
I don't drink beer either.
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I hope it's like the creepy Brooklyn building from the greatest horror movie ever made, The Sentinel (1977). LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqEoIPbu2sg
I just know there is a blind priest that sits in the top floor window...watching. In that first picture, she has spotted him.
alba doesn't look natural holding that baby...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
That baby has shown more range then its mother.
Somebody get that her a movie contract.
She hold that baby in the most unnatural way.
Who the hell holds their baby like that?
Nice thanx that actually helped devert my attention from wanting to crush my own skull.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Is that her nanny with them? Not looking for a repeat of Jude Laws situation, huh?
ACK! Screw the Doomsday Machine! Miseralba is SMILING! The end is near!
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
That is clearly Brooklyn Heights (my old home) hardly a ethnic enclave and not "hip". Just incredibly beautiful- pre-civil war brownstones and promenade that offers views of lower Manhattan, Statute Liberty, Brooklyn Bridge. Way to classy for the and waaay to white.
My fav celebrity in the neighborhood is from the Odd Couple.
John Fiedler, who plays Mr. Duke in this Security Arms episode (When their apartment is robbed, they decide to move into a maximum security building with crazy rules and a really mean geram sheapard) previously played Vinnie, one of "The Poker Players" in the 1968 Odd Couple film that preceded this series
ha.
brooklyn is over.