MiserAlba Is Just Like Us!
I had to rub my eyes a few dozen times to make sure I read this shit right! Yesterday in Manhattan, MiserAlba, Baby Honor and her bodyguard got on the subway at Union Square to go to Brooklyn. The fucking subway! I would mortgage my soul to the devil to see MiserAlba on the subway.
Most bitches on the subway already look like they're waiting for a reason to curse you the fuck out. Me included. I can only imagine what MiserAlba's cranky ass face looked like while riding the train. In my dreams, I'm picturing that the train was completely full. When MiserAlba entered, nobody looked or offered her a seat. She had to stand the whole way while killing those hos with her eyes. Even Baby Honor joined in.
MiserAlba was in Brooklyn to see a new apartment. I've included a picture of the building in case any of you are looking to move there. Beware! There may be a dark cloud living over you!
Here's more of MiserAlba with Honor in Brooklyn and also some pictures of them with "Just in it for the" Cash Warren in Manhattan. Oh and MiserAlba's not smiling because she's happy. She's smiling because she still has the post-pregnancy farts.
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*sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Well, well. This doesn't quite look like the little "brown baby" Jessica was hoping for.
*dances a jig for silvara a la Asshole Simpson*
Entertained yet?
Everyone refresh for superhead poo times.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
silvara silvara silvara silava? silovah? SLAIVA??
yeah Im bored too
:p
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
hahaha you guys, my day has been draggin major ass too!!! and yes people have been more annoying than usual!!
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
(head to desk noises)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'm gonna smack myself in the head now cuz I brought up the whole slow as hell day on the last thread and all I gots was crickets chirping, silence, nada, nuthin....
Are any of you listening to me?
(I am actually kidding and bored as f*ck!)
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Honor! what an honor to meet you, Honor. Im honored, Honor, to have this honorable honor, Honor! Im Honored!"
* miseralba baby looks around confused and miserable with her big fat giant baby head*
"Im Ron Burgandy?"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Baby Honor looks like her real daddy is Antonio Vasquez Jr. the sausage beatdown giver
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
jessica is really beautiful, the kid is cute too
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Don't kid yourself people. Sarah Jessica Parker was just spotted wearing the cuffed stonewashed jeans. *takes one more smack to the head*
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Hate to say I tol' you so except I love it:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
haha J Dahmer! And you can dangle its stolen shoes off of your Car Mirror like Britney does, too.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Don't kid yourself people. Sarah Jessica Parker was just spotted wearing the cuffed stonewashed jeans. *takes one more smack to the head*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I think I'll steal her baby.
well if the boring white art students and generic indie bands suffocating the burrough weren't evidence enough, maybe NOW people will understand how bland brooklyn has become
So the (few) photos I've seen of her holding her baby...she looks so uncomfortable, like she's gonna drop her kid at any moment. She looks like the awkward kid babysitting for the first time.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
oh fuck this bitch is rolling her fucking jeans like katie douche!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
My daughter saw the baby and said:
BABAY! CHINESE BABAY!
SoR-Ray, Jessica!
(hey MK, do Jessica's always come in threes?)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Wow she actually smiled...she looks so pretty when she smiles...see? But then the dark cloud returned a few moments later. Pfftt! False alarm!
Your face!
Well, the baby looks nothing like her so that's a bonus.
It's 9pm here and I've still got an hr + to go before I can leave. My day is just draggggggggggggggging :(
Dammit, I can't believe it isn't even 3 PM yet! And it's not even Friday! And I have cramps! And JESSICA ALBA is staring at me! Fuck me with a chainsaw!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 3:26pm.
This is the longest day EVER. *bangs head on desk*
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Tell me about it. Are you finding that people are more stupid than usual?
PS. The visual of people banging their heads on their desks is HILARIOUS.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
is that you in your Avvie NOT IMPRESSED?
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 3:26pm.
This is the longest day EVER. *bangs head on desk*
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Don't do that! Then it will be the longest headache ever.
It'll be okay Stoney ;)
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Submitted by LoLo on September 11, 2008 - 3:58pm.
or maybe she should just stay her stupid ass in LA! Or fuck move to Alaska!
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I think her non-latina stupid ass should just move to Mexico and be done with it.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
I don't like her ass, but she really looks best with the dark, chocolate brown hair. I hate when they try to "whiten" her up by making her blonde in movies.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I think her baby is so cute!
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
_Submitted by gyeah on September 11, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Yeah get out of BK. Gramercy Park is more your speed .. ...
or maybe she should just stay her stupid ass in LA! Or fuck move to Alaska!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
maybe she holds Honor like that because she is not a brown baby , seriusly your baby is not the bouquet you get after loosing Miss Universe so dont hold it like that
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
She needs to buy new booties for her unfortunate looking child. And wtf is that in its hair?
She doesn't look a bit maternal, only uncomfortable & awkward.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Yeah get out of BK. Gramercy Park is more your speed .. ...
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
This is the longest day EVER. *bangs head on desk*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
gaaaaaaaaaaaah that babys huge, no wonder JA was always pouting.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
phew! i got out of BK just in time...in 1971.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
Can she stop pimpin' out her baby already!!!!!! you're a mediocre actress, what makes you think you're baby is so speacial!!!!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
get the FUCK out of Brooklyn whore!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Nooooooooooo.... please don't move to Brooklyn, Miseralba! There are enough cranky, bitchy women with fugly babies around here!
I ride the subway from Union Square to Brooklyn every day, I wish I'd seen her! I'll have to think of something scathing to yell so I'll be prepared if I ever do run into her.
Better start looking for a new mommy Honor; you start-leg cheese is not going to make Miseralba like you.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Either Miseralba is one skinny bitch or that's a big baby. I think she holds the baby away from her so they will take her picture. I don't think she's had alot of offers after the last one.
Baby- so so, nothing special, kinda fugly
Cash- hot piece of ass but still a broke nigga
Alba- hot talentless Gringa
Why does she hold her baby AWAY from her? OOOhhhh.. she's afraid of the spit up. wuss