ANTM: Sheena's Chichis Are Real, No They're Not
Sheena the Warrior Princess of Harlem continues to be my favorite ho on Ty Ty's hour of crazy aka "America's Next Top Not-Model."
During last night's judging, Paulina, asked Sheena if she had fake tittays. Instead of saying "none of your beeeeeezwax," Sheena immediately said they were real. But after judging finished, she came forward and admitted they were as fake as that fugly hag Clark. Ty Ty's response was: "I knew they were real." Of course, she knew. Ty Ty's forehead has magical powers. It's all-knowing. I'm surprised Ty Ty didn't tell Sheena how many CCs of silicone she had in her plastic sacks.
The judges all applauded Sheena for being honest even though she lied about it to begin with. Don't worry. Ty Ty doesn't forget. She's going to bring this up later and use it as a reason to eliminate Sheena. It's going to come back to haunt her. The editors will make sure of that.
And let's talk about Hannah, the girl with polar bear shit for brains. Hannah has basically been labeled the "racist" in the house. I don't think she's racist, I just think she's a dumb bitch who was raised by Huskies. I sort of felt bad for her stupid ass when the other girls straight-up asked her if she was prejudiced. But then later, Hannah said that the girls ganging up on her was like "gang rape" and "gang violence." Ty Ty really knows how to pick 'em. I can't wait for the episode where Hannah is forced to pose naked with Isis. It's totally coming.
Below is a clip of Sheen's fake titty question do-over. And visit Top Model LiveJournal to see all the pics from the shoot. Why is Ty Ty's picture always the worst?
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Isis isn't a man. She's a transgendered female.
It's about more than what happens to be between your legs.
I <3 Sheena. I think she lied about her fake chesticles at first b/c the way Paulina asked was rather abrupt and rude (and so was the way Tyra inquired about Nakeysha's eating disorder). I think Sheena was caught off-guard.
That said, why do I keep getting sucked into watching this trash!?
Submitted by sonne on September 12, 2008 - 8:27am.
Submitted by dutchmodernist on September 12, 2008 - 2:31am.
And Nigel was rolling his eyes and golf clapping when sheena told the truth. It's definitely going to bite her in the ass.
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Glad someone else caught that, too. What a jerk he is!! Good looking but a jerk!
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A jerk? Girlfriend could have told the truth from word one. That's all I'm saying.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by dutchmodernist on September 12, 2008 - 2:31am.
And Nigel was rolling his eyes and golf clapping when sheena told the truth. It's definitely going to bite her in the ass.
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Glad someone else caught that, too. What a jerk he is!! Good looking but a jerk!
I will watch this trainwreck of embarrassment to the bitter end and wonder why each episode. Thank god for fast forward!
I can't believe this shit is stil on the air - proud to say I no longer watch it, ever since I realised that Tyra was a self-absorbed, fake ass bitch who 'cast' (cus you know this shit aint real) stereotypical black bitches 'from the hood; and dumb white girls from 'small towns'. The day I tune in again is the day one of those bitches goes crazy after elimination and gives Tyho a beatdown.
Show should be renamed America's Next Top Ignorant Ho.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Yeah - I forgot Toccara. I guess I don't really associate her with that mess, somehow. Mebbe cuz she din't win...? They're lucky to have had her.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
There was a Toccara post about Italian Vogue about 1 mo ago. I like her! She keeps it real!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
"top model pictures in history". sure...whatever. pictures and "models" who will never be seen EVER again. caca
not that anyone cares but toccara has a 14 page spread in the july issue of italian vogue...
i'm ashamed i know this...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by Paige123 on September 11, 2008 - 8:22pm.
These girls never get on any covers or anything.
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The only two girls I EVER see are the two ginges - one from Canada's NTM and the incomparable (read: only real model) Alice from Australia's NTM.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
thank you michael, I have hated that bitch Clark from the first episode. I love that bitch Elina, and dont know what she sees in Clark, but hope that she wants to turn her lez, or "gayelle," on national tv just to teach her a lesson. Yeah, Elina, her lips are soft, but I bet the lower ones are like a venus flytrap, and as much as you consider yourself a vegetarian, her snatch does not empathize, and will eat you and your meat alive!
Can't wait for the nude Isis/Hannah shoot!
F'ing ugly half Korean ghetto talking liar.
That gang rape line was the best. I was howling with laughter.
And Nigel was rolling his eyes and golf clapping when sheena told the truth. It's definitely going to bite her in the ass.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
These girls never get on any covers or anything. You never hear from them after the show ends
why's the Asian chick talking like a black girl? That's annoying
OneLiner they have a dude on there because theyre starving for ratings. That dude looks better than some of the girls on there. sad show. and its stupid too with their space ship theme. but i still watch it. its like a train wreck. its tragic but u cant look away
hey BLOGGER DUDE dont u mean that tyra said she knew they were FAKE? not she knew they were real?? wtf u talkin bout? lol
Cuntylicious LeScrew if u never watch the show how do u know who they voted off. furthermore tyra didnt have a nose job, she had contour shading..and she always talks about her weaves and cellulite so stop hating on Tyrone lol
ii watched this fucked up shit.
i dont know what was more disturbing the fact that the judges loved this hoe for lying and then taking it back or the fact that even with her fake tits...i couldn't tell they were fake because I couldn't quite see anything beyond a little "bee sting" of a hump under her shirt...don't wanna go to that surgeon
"It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper." ~Errol Flynn
Ugh, you can set your watch by this shit - Hannah drew the short straw in the "Who's going to be a racist this time?" mini-drama. There's always a "Who's the anorexic?" or "Who's the lez?" substory on "ANTM." I felt sorry for her because the fake fingernails were pointing in her direction by a gang of thin-skinned bad actors with a pack mentality. If the shoe were on the other foot, "I'm the blackest girl here!" Well, they be applauding her diversity and sass.
I haven't seen this shit in a long ass time but the other day i happened to catch it, it was the one about voting and one of the models took about a photo about the military or some shit like that, Tyra was like "my brother has been in the air force for 12 years now i'm sure i'm gonna get an email from him about how faboulous this photo is" and i'm like really Tyra???? you're bother is gonna email about a photo taken with some unknown chick???? and then I got it! is tyra's special way of relating everything to her! she just wanted to put that out there about her brother, that bitch is nuts!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Submitted by paris herpes on September 11, 2008 - 3:53pm.
The girl they let go has a serious eating disorder. Sure she has loooong legs, but her shoulders and chest are so bony it's SCARY!
Wow! you took the words out of my mouth. Scary to think she is going to go back home and tell herself she lost cause she wasn't thin enough.
The girl they let go has a serious eating disorder. Sure she has loooong legs, but her shoulders and chest are so bony it's SCARY!
Your face!
Geez...this show is terrible...the girls aren't even pretty really. Sheena's breast look fake, DUH, compared to the rest of her they're disproportionate so it's really damn obvious. She must have felt bad and decided to say that they were at the last minute...there's was something really embarrassing about it all. What an awful show! TyTy is totally nuts...officially...!
Your face!
LOL! Gang rape! Yeah, hunny, that was just like gang rape. Here - have a cookie.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
i don't think people watch this show to learn about modeling, or take it seriously or even like it all that much. i think people watch it because it's a huge, crazy tyra circus that is entertaining and fun to make fun of.
"what the crap are you talking about?"~RennyBB10
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Lordy, these chicks get uglier and crazier every year! With that being said...I'm still watching it.
hate this show. cannot stand Tyraho.
i think that tyra needs to "come forward" about her fake weaves, nosejob, botox, and the magicians who use photoshop to tweak her face.
bitch, please.
i never watch this show.
the girl they sent home has a serious eating disorder.
I hate the new "My Life" cover spots. I mean, they were horrible with that tranny Jaslene, but now they're 100% worse. I could care less that Whitney won last season because we bitches all know that shit was rigged.
I hate this fucking show, yet I'm watching it every Weds. *sigh*
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I don't understand why they have a dude on there....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
I can't watch this show, but i'll tell ya, i'll let Nigel Barker shoot me all day and all night!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
this show is still on the air?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
I don't watch this shit.
Is ANTM hurting for contestants or something because the hos on this show look more and more busted every season. Screw the tranny...they are ALL one hair weave and two snaps away from Trannyville.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
gang rape????????? Stupid model
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
This show is a joke.
A note to all reality show hopefuls:
If they choose you, it's because you have problems and issues and will make for good tv. For real. The bigger trainwreck you are, the quicker you'll be cast. Now, do you still really want to be on reality tv? You do. Well, fuck you then. You deserve the ridicule that will inevitably come your way.