Tommy Girl's Newest Recruit?
Is there a new celebrity member of the alien army?! Star Magazine (via SFGate) reports that thanks to Juliette Lewis, Pink may be dipping her butchie toes into Tommy Girl's crazy pool. Juliette introduced Pink to Scientology because she felt it might help her deal with the depression from her marriage ending.
A source said, "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved."
If Pink is blue because of her heart being broken and all, why doesn't she deal with it the way most of us deal with it? Watch a lot of porn, eat a lot of shit food and get yourself a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Those things always make me laugh. I mean, he giggles when you touch him in the belly! What's better than that?
Tommy Girl's caca slide is probably salivating at the thought of Pink joining his crew. John Travolta just doesn't know how to work a strap-on. It keeps slipping out, ruining the moment. Tommy Girl knows that Pink can bust a hole with her strap-on skills. And Pink isn't allergic to ASS DUST!
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Oh craps, I've missed the Lara fuckery! Pretending to be a naive orthodox or whatevs. she is almost in every Scielon related thread trying to convince stupid us that Cult of Scientology isn't that bad by belittling different religions. Crikey!
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I've always liked Pink, through all her shit...
Back away from the Scienos, girl; tis NOT for you.
not surprising. never liked pink. she's an uninspired follower. she thinks shes *cutting edge*, she's really just soft cheese. i don't see much difference between her & avril lavigne.
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Holy fuck! I thought it was Joey Heatherton!
another sheep joins the cult they will suck her cash dry while she runs her career off the road into hasbeenville
xoxox
The war isn't working.
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Lara,
Orthodox what? And what does being orthodox have to do w. lying?
Is that a pic. of Tom's kid in your avie?
I'm pretty sure that Pink and Juliette Lewis are bumping no-no holes with a strap-on each!
Your face!
umm is'nt cory all dolled up in that shit?? i saw his ass on a bbc scientology docu.. im not joking...
She needs to cut those moles off her face.
Another bitch I'd like to see a DNA test on. Methinks this one would be XXY.
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 2:08pm.
okok, gotcha boobiberry, I saw that south park.. i stay away from video games.. i had GTA (like the maimi one i think) for about a month and it was like fucking crack!!!
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Heardat, Sista!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I am among other things (good ones too) a gamer geek, or geek gamer, whichever you like the most.
I HATE AND FUCKING HATE GTA. And I used to hate WoW too, because hubby was too addicted to it, until he said 'HEYYY WHY DON'T YOU PLAY?' and I did 3 months work and effort in 5 weeks, kicked his ass and he never touched the computer again.
NOT MY FAULT, BIATCH!
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okok, gotcha boobiberry, I saw that south park.. i stay away from video games.. i had GTA (like the maimi one i think) for about a month and it was like fucking crack!!!
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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 11:45am.
I had it and totally loved it. I remember when we were in the 6th or 7th grade we had to make a wathcamacallitinenglish....umm..ugh THE FUCKING WORD! Diorama? of the kidneys and the peeing system (yes THE PEEING SYSTEM, after seeing that I have a gray hair and putting rice in the coffee maker I AM NOT FUNCTIONING and I can't find the right words to things) with play-doh
and it was winter so that shit was HARD and we all got together next to the space heater and I had brown play-doh in my hands to make the kidneys and I got over excited and after finishing the diorama the melted brown play-doh made me look like I'd been fisting someone's poopy ass. FUN TIMES. (btw I was 10 years old when in 6th grade...have mercy).
and missy..World Of Warcraft is a game that ruined lives all over the world, and usually is played by 40 year olds living in mommy's basement. I will refer you to South Park episode so you can see what it's about
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0CGsYt3NNGk
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speakit, i totally had that play-dogh barber shop!!! LOVED IT!!
but I dont like the smell cause "the smelly kid" in my grade school (every grade sholl has one) totally smelled like old play dough.. eeeewww hahaha
Boobiberries, I dunno what the heyull yur talkin bout with those new fangled games but it sounds fancyyyy :-S
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 10:55am.
Crayola may smell good but nothing smells better than Play-doh. I would wear that shit as a perfume.
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SO WOULD I!!
I haven't played with Play-doh in ages. I will ask hubby for some today! I WILL MAKE HIM A USELESS ASHTRAY and a deformed elephant!
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I'll take an ashtray.
Did you love the Fuzzy Playdoh pumper as a kid? Playdoh hair=broke ass weave
why is it ALWAYS a rumoured gay or lesbian that joins scientology?
WHY?
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 10:55am.
Crayola may smell good but nothing smells better than Play-doh. I would wear that shit as a perfume.
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SO WOULD I!!
I haven't played with Play-doh in ages. I will ask hubby for some today! I WILL MAKE HIM A USELESS ASHTRAY and a deformed elephant!
I just wanna communicate my sadness over something silly and highly off topic: I play WoW. yea, I am a geek I've said it many times. I have one of the best toons in realm and I was selected to play beta testing version of the next expansion WOTLK. All I need is an active account. And mine has been inactive since Sept 5th, and I maxed the credit card and a prepaid card is 35 bucks in Canada.
So I'm sad.
Thank you for reading my nonsense.
I love you all,.
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How sad that the intellectual world has lost another great mind to Scientology. I think I'll go and weep in my Wheaties.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
hi yourmom!
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angel-i - it was!! like a flipbook of an alien takeover!
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Why on Satan's tainted earth would Pink think that her marriage to that dude would've lasted? Anybody with half a brain could see that this guy had "player" written on his forehead in chola black sharpie. Why be depressed when you dug yourself into a self-fulfilling prophecy? Just smack yourself on the head for being such an idiot and walk it off!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 12:54pm.
ohmygod, i just looked at all the tomkat posts back until when katiebots hair was long!!! and i still couldnt find the scieo stress test questions!
I got dizzy
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Me too!
It was kinda sad too:( (Watching her get all alieny, fastmotion like that)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Crayola may smell good but nothing smells better than Play-doh. I would wear that shit as a perfume.
ohmygod, i just looked at all the tomkat posts back until when katiebots hair was long!!! and i still couldnt find the scieo stress test questions!
I got dizzy
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Ok, for one thing: MK is a lazy-ass tagger...there are only 2 posts tagged scientology but this:
http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/29?page=11
and the preceding paget to that have a boat load of skeery CO$ stuff on it.
I can't find the test but I wonder if MK *ahem* decided to remove it one day...
I don't know what else to look for - I looked for L. Ron but it's not there...and now I MUST go see what's under Alien Voodoo: It's Sketti Cat!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 10:35am.
Thanks! Wanna share?
*hands over -happy ever after- color*
I have the 64 box with the sharpener at the bottom. Too kinky and they come out impeccable and pointy. It does freak me out a little that it looks like the box's no-no-hole. But it's kinkay
yes clarisee you missed your booby berry
*sniffles*
but I still love you and always will. Want coffee?
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xxyxz,
Oh are you using Satans Blackberry?
They keep trying to get me one at work, and i keep telling them that they do not need to be able to contact me 24/7.
On topic:
• Have you ever enslaved a population? Uh...Who told???
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
XX - I remember that!!!!!! super funneh!!!
YOURE ON YOUR PHONE?!?!? woooooaaaaahhhh, high tech :)
Ill try an fine it for ya
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Hoarz, I found Scientology questions, one with funny answers:
http://indiequill.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/scientology-asks-questions/
Booberries I love that you love the smell of crayola!
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Missy
There was a tommy Girl /Scientology test mk posted about
The nutty questions they ask you ...Mk posted his own answes
And it was funnay!
I can't find it from this bitch phone though:(
Boob3rries!!
Did i miss you on my morning round?? *pounds head on deak* Fudge!
Afternoon my dear Boobs!!!!
LCT,
Sadly no. I could never look myself in the mirror if i seduced a pizza boy that is at best 10 years younger than me...
But DAMN! He's a hottie!
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 10:23am.
that makes two of us.
xx - I've been looking it up for the last 52 minutes (word) and I can't find it. Suspicious..not.
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xx - find what mama??
(Im real bored)
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Damn ...I can't find it from my phone
Google perhaps !?
Grr. Somebody FIND IT
I guess I've said this before but Good Morning Clarisse. o.O
I will mail a box of Crayola and a book of fart jokes to P!nk and she will desist from $ci. I pwomithe.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 12, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Carrottopalina my love,
It's all good! I just ran down the road to get a salad.
Why go all the way down the road, when i could just go downstairs you ask? Cuz, the HOTTEST guy i have EVER seen works down the road!!! I'm shameless...and that's ok.
*slaps LCT's arse*
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That's not shameless. That's exposing your vagina to potentially amazing times. Well, not literally exposing it, but you now. HIGH FIVE. Are you going to ask him for his penis? I mean number?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Toes touch balls
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Carrottopalina my love,
It's all good! I just ran down the road to get a salad.
Why go all the way down the road, when i could just go downstairs you ask? Cuz, the HOTTEST guy i have EVER seen works down the road!!! I'm shameless...and that's ok.
*slaps LCT's arse*
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balls
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 9:49am.
missy you are welcome for coffee anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll stock up on alcohol.
I wish I could move all my favorite peoples from Dlisted to Calgary
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sob*
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
booberries ill have a cup of coffee!! extra kaluha and vodka please! OH AND ADD A SHOT OF BLOOP PLEASE!
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Didn't someone post the link to the stress test somewhere once? Does anyone know where it is?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 9:42am.
pillow times?
like night pollution?
like i jerked off too much so yeah i killed a gazillion of potential babies?
whaaaa
I hate them =(
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 11:38am.
LCT.. *gets down on one knee* Will you Marry pee? *crosses fingers* *puts shiny toilet paper roll ring on your finger*
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Oh Okie, it's pootiful! Spank you! I will wear it while releasing the hostages!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Boob3erries
I dunn'no .I think they might have been talking about pillow times
*looks through archives*
LCT.. *gets down on one knee* Will you Marry pee? *crosses fingers* *puts shiny toilet paper roll ring on your finger*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
bloop bloop
jizz jizz
oh what a relief it is.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Okie, let's play that song at our gayelle wedding.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?