Tommy Girl's Newest Recruit?
Is there a new celebrity member of the alien army?! Star Magazine (via SFGate) reports that thanks to Juliette Lewis, Pink may be dipping her butchie toes into Tommy Girl's crazy pool. Juliette introduced Pink to Scientology because she felt it might help her deal with the depression from her marriage ending.
A source said, "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved."
If Pink is blue because of her heart being broken and all, why doesn't she deal with it the way most of us deal with it? Watch a lot of porn, eat a lot of shit food and get yourself a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Those things always make me laugh. I mean, he giggles when you touch him in the belly! What's better than that?
Tommy Girl's caca slide is probably salivating at the thought of Pink joining his crew. John Travolta just doesn't know how to work a strap-on. It keeps slipping out, ruining the moment. Tommy Girl knows that Pink can bust a hole with her strap-on skills. And Pink isn't allergic to ASS DUST!
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 11:30am.
Angel
Were you around for that thread M.K put up with all the crazy questions they ask you when you are interviewed? I think one of them was if you have ever killed a baby or thought about it!!!!!! WTF?
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I WAS! I answered those questions the way I wanted to the first time...but I think you don't get to those until you fail the stress test, actually...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 9:30am.
they might have been thinking about abortion? methinks!
Coffee is ready, who wants some?
angel, I will find those questions I swear, will you answer them for me PWEEZ *puppy booby eyes*
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The day i invented bloop was my most favoritest day of my life i swear to jeebus!
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Angel
Were you around for that thread M.K put up with all the crazy questions they ask you when you are interviewed? I think one of them was if you have ever killed a baby or thought about it!!!!!! WTF?
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 11:27am.
Good morning angel!!!!
Now I want a stress test. After hearing me talk for about 15 minutes the phucker would probably throw himself in front of the next passing bus.
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It was funny. I kept laughing cuz I had an ultra-cheeky answer for every question and I had to hold it in, you know? So I laughed.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Good morning angel!!!!
Now I want a stress test. After hearing me talk for about 15 minutes the phucker would probably throw himself in front of the next passing bus.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 9:23am.
(note = I know a bloop is not a poop I just love that word. AGAIN it's like Crayola. it's a happy word. And Crayola smells happy.)
Okie...I wish I was drunk. That's all I have for you.
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Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 11:22am.
A bloop is not a poop
a bloop is when one rubs or drops ones balls ina gentle way on a subject or person as to avoid a crisis!
I am an olympic blooper
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Well if I had known it averts crisis sooner I would have blooped the busdriver! Shit!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
* pulls okie back*
We're trying to get our BLOOP on in this thread!
Boobs, it rhymes, cause I'm drunk and I'm slurring my words, and letters, so stuff like Book and Donkey rhyme, right? because one ends w/ K and one w/ Y.. *passes out for a second*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 10:53am.
I was offered a 'stress test' by somebody at Frys Electronics of all places
By some loon selling a $ci. Book
I must have "the look " Lmao
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I gotsa stress test too. They said it wouldn't work if I din't stop laughing and every single question.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
A bloop is not a poop
a bloop is when one rubs or drops ones balls ina gentle way on a subject or person as to avoid a crisis!
I am an olympic blooper
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Submitted by lara on September 12, 2008 - 9:36am.
and i am orthodox, why would i lie?
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So which one is it?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Dayum...Pink looks like she got hit by Ike....and I'm not talking about Turner...
Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 9:15am.
poop and BooB only rhyme because p is an impaired B.
B - P
Or B is a constipated P?
And just for the sake of it
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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Xxyxz I loves you! *skips away*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
KD
I'm not ready for a trip to Clearwater , FL yet
And I'm sure that's where I would end up if I told
Them to go to heaven! They freak me the hell out
BeakersBitch (sp) has some links about Scientology...
They are no joke
Boobs..boob kind of rhymes w/ poop (not really) *bell rings* Alright, class is over!! Any problems here, I'll meet trouble maker at 3:00 by the Gym. *pats cop baton on hand* *glares around* *grabs posse*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
OH HELL NAH.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
If some ho is gonna be censoring me because I talk about poo we're gonna have a long chat and the most positive thing I can think of happening is her (or his) head coming out of her (or his) ass and smelling a mac and cheese fart from yours truly.
Cause if poo is really a problem because it's annoying I don't know what the fuck I could call the threads about politics full of righteous whores.
Sorry.
End of rant.
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LCT.. *cries* I can fly higher then a Peegle, cause you are the pooo beneath my pee. Oh you, you, you, You are the poo beneath my peee..
waaaaa, *cries*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 10:01am.
LMAO I knew better! They asked me if I wanted to know what gets to me...
I was like I already know! I have 2 kids (at that time) a busy job that required
A lot of over time and a husband that worked in the next department
Ohh and my Mom was ill.
Good thing I didn't stop to chat!
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And nosey people who ask stupid questions!! That is your cue to flick him in the forehead and tell him to go to heaven.
Okie, I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time but haven't found the right words to say it...
but here goes.
Did you ever know that you're my peeeee hooooole? You're everything I wish I could peeeeee!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 12, 2008 - 10:55am.
*opens door*
Is my Carrottop looking for a spanking???
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HAND-PRINT ME BABY!
And how is my Clarissalina this morning?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 10:52am.
*spank!*
Now someone has to explain to me why talking about poop is prohibited...cause it's one of my favorite subjects.
Poo is like Crayola. it makes me happy.
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Because aappaarrennttllyyy,, poo talk is annoying and inappropriate and people are telling us to stop because they are incapable of just skimming over them and not reading about poo.
Oh, and everything I say is about poo too. News to me.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
LMAO I knew better! They asked me if I wanted to know what gets to me...
I was like I already know! I have 2 kids (at that time) a busy job that required
A lot of over time and a husband that worked in the next department
Ohh and my Mom was ill.
Good thing I didn't stop to chat!
xx - dont worry doll they offer em to anybody.. you probly dont have the 'look'
then again, you hang here with all us crazy bitches, sooo....
hehe!!♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*opens door*
Is my Carrottop looking for a spanking???
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
KD
Yeah, what Missy Said
*hides under covers*
I AM overwhelmed
KD - HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!! sweet, lets go find some sciento's and mess with em!!!!!!!!
hahaha I love picturing either scenario.. all stoner hippie, like "naw man, life is amaaaaaazing dude"
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I was offered a 'stress test' by somebody at Frys Electronics of all places
By some loon selling a $ci. Book
I must have "the look " Lmao
Missy- I would either go hippie on them and be like "dude, I don't have a care in the world." Or go exorcist on them and act like a rabbid wolf. Probably the first one, though, because I am pretty laid back.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 12, 2008 - 8:44am.
*spank!*
Now someone has to explain to me why talking about poop is prohibited...cause it's one of my favorite subjects.
Poo is like Crayola. it makes me happy.
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Submitted by KD on September 12, 2008 - 9:35am.
Missy- what is the stress test?
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They hook you up to a skin thermometer and ask you questions, like "Do you ever feel overwhelmed by life?" Like questions that anyone in a dowtown metro area would obv say yes to. Then they introduce you to the Sciento "bible" Dionetics. Which, importantly, is a work of science fiction penned by L Ron Hubbard. Then they tell you how your life can be stress free and peaceful and empowered by joining the church.
Its basically a way for them to get new people and new $$$$$.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 10:41am.
Mpox.. OMG, and TickleMe Elmo went off the shelves like it was free fucking coke or something. WTF. You couldn't get one of those for shit!
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I beg to differ. I gave the sales clerk a nice 'S' shaped turd and I got one.
Oops, I'm talking about poo. Where's my spanking?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 10:35am.
HI LCT! Tim and Horton were wondering where you were!
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Boston Cream and Sugar Dusted salute you!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Mpox.. OMG, and TickleMe Elmo went off the shelves like it was free fucking coke or something. WTF. You couldn't get one of those for shit!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Oh man, I remember Tickle-Me-Elmo...that bitch was by far the HWATEST! Pink, seriously, I thought you were cool. You broke my heart >sniffle, sniffle<
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Missy- what is the stress test?
Oh, they'll try to audit the oyster-bumping thetans right out of her, while draining her bank account at the same time. Snake oil salesmen!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 12, 2008 - 8:28am.
HI LCT! Tim and Horton were wondering where you were!
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 8:27am.
ow I would say I'm doing great, missy, being that is Get Laid Friday, but the fucking russians decided to invade so I am not amused... >.<
We can always play in the mud, but that's just gross o.O
What I DO know is that today is supposed to be a very active DLISTED day for me, given that I'm terrified because they have to change the locks of every apartment and I don't like opening the door to strangers (I am a little paranoid, and Canada is still a foreign country for me so it's not pretty) but hten hubby tells me "it doesn't matter if you're not home cause they have a master key and since they gave us a 48 hour notice they can enter without a problem AND I DON'T LIKE THAT ONE BIT!!!!!! And it's all because the front door was broken for 2 months and even though the fuckwad of a landlord we have (who lives next door and I hate him and I want to impale his ass and skin him as a warning to others) knew this like a week after it happened, he didn't do anything for month and a half and at night homeless people started breaking in and sleeping in the hall and there were a few break ins that I found about this week. SO I'M NOT HAPPY. But oh Well.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
Well shiot another one bites the dust!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
DON'T SAY THE 'S' WORD! I don't like aliens.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
boobieberries!!! i know!! i see the scientos around downtown boston offering those stress test and i always want to tell them off or at least throw rotten food at them!!
how you doin dollface?♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Bitch please! If you're bummed about the divorce you go get drunk, get high, get laid or maybe take sky diving lessons. Celebrate your freedom!
You DON'T jump on the first bus to crazy town and hand over the key to your brain to some pseudo-religious insanity cult! Holy fuck!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I never liked this butch
Scientololooniebin can have her
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 8:18am.
*shudders*
missy my girl!!
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YOU KNOW TOO MUCH....sleep with an eye open *shh*
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Submitted by dementa on September 12, 2008 - 9:08am.
I wonder how they dig up the blackmail material though? Do they get the person sauced up and then take photos of them boinking a donkey or something?
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thats what the "Auditing" sessions are all about. Its like a manipulative form of "therapy" where they extract your secrets, with a focus on sexual devience. Sex is a powerful thing, and if you were a gay man with a career and a family riding on the idea you were straight, youd give up a lot to keep that secret. Thats one of their most common forms of extortion.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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That Funkey Monkey! haaha LoLo, Our men have No taste! I just hit mine in the head w/ a rolling pin, and fried him for supper, Invited over my boyfriend, and a girl I met on th corner, and we rubbed that cooked meat all over our naked bodies While we sang chorus lines to Paul Revere
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!