Tommy Girl's Newest Recruit?
Is there a new celebrity member of the alien army?! Star Magazine (via SFGate) reports that thanks to Juliette Lewis, Pink may be dipping her butchie toes into Tommy Girl's crazy pool. Juliette introduced Pink to Scientology because she felt it might help her deal with the depression from her marriage ending.
A source said, "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved."
If Pink is blue because of her heart being broken and all, why doesn't she deal with it the way most of us deal with it? Watch a lot of porn, eat a lot of shit food and get yourself a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Those things always make me laugh. I mean, he giggles when you touch him in the belly! What's better than that?
Tommy Girl's caca slide is probably salivating at the thought of Pink joining his crew. John Travolta just doesn't know how to work a strap-on. It keeps slipping out, ruining the moment. Tommy Girl knows that Pink can bust a hole with her strap-on skills. And Pink isn't allergic to ASS DUST!
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HOLY CRAP!
My BF told me to stop singing that too!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
So you know what I said? Its this or Brass Monkey from the Beastie Boys, choose your poison whore or you wont get no supper!
So we made a compromise. I danced a dirty, filthy jig in the shower. Like if Ashley Simpson had adding stripping to her SNL disaster on stage.
All the while I sang the perfect love song, BABY GOT BACK!
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We have confirmation: Pink is a lesbian! Otherwise why would she get involved?!
I wonder how they dig up the blackmail material though? Do they get the person sauced up and then take photos of them boinking a donkey or something?
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 8:05am.
>.<
Hubby sings that song EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
I hate it =(
Morning LoLo!
Morning my loves!
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LoLo. My hub made me stop watching that show, cause I'd always sing the whole Intro.. lol He'd get mad. and SUPER embarassed..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
OH MY LORD
NOT PINK
NO NO NO NO NOT YOU PWEEZ
NOT PIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
ALICIA, IF YOU'RE SAD JUST THINK OF CRAYOLA!!!!
PWEEZ!!!!!
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Will Smith Like totally sits on his throne as the prince of Bell Air.
He got there in a cab that was rare, but he told his homies, "Yo, smell ya later!"
I know that entire song to that fucking show!
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_Submitted by KD on September 12, 2008 - 10:29am.
ha ha yeah my DNA has narcotics in it as well so that also explains a little something something.
Our family crest has the initials THC on a straneg looking maple leaf.
IM KIIIIIIIIDING! Only kidding!
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Hekki
What did you expect? Nine months growing inside ANS?!
It's a miracle that she made it this far .
As for her teefs ... *shrugs* he should do something about that
But prolly won't :(
KD! Argh. That's all I have to say about that. *grits teeth*
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LoLO.. haha,, Will Smith w/ his razzed out colored hat on sideways.. "with dice in the mirror"
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lolo- those anti-anxiety pills are good stuff. Take one of those, and all of a sudden everything is A-OK. I guess they have narcotics in them, so that explains it.
OKIE! Do you realize how wildy on topic our little side convo is?
Parents just dont understand!
Will Smith said that and he is a Scientolonancy.
I have to credit LCT with Scientolonancy but I am using it now! MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!!
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xxyxz- Wow, that's a long time! My man is really hard headed, too. He yells at me for the STUPIDEST stuff sometimes and thinks that his ways and ideas are the best. I know that mine are, though. And he does that thing that birds and lizards do to try to intimidate you, you know, he puffs out his chest, and the other day he actually puffed it out and knocked me over with his belly. So immature.
@LoLo.. *imagining your Dad-day in tighty whiteys* *drools* That is hilarious..
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Okie! holy blue bell ice cream!
Your story reminds me of my last visit home. Recent visit. My dad had taken a little anti anxiety pill and some raw oysters and two vodka martinis.
well lets just say after i dropped him off at home and was on my way back to my bro's house i get a call from my mommy asking wtf we had done to our dad! We had to go back to find my daddio in his tighty whiteys passed the fuck out head first into the linen closet cause mofo was trying to find "THE SOFTEST BLANKET EVER!!!!!!"
I have half of that bitches DNA you know!
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Hijacking the thread for a moment: Did NO ONE notice Dannielynn's teeth on that magazine cover? I saw it in the supermarket today and held up the line so I could look inside and make sure it wasn't a printographic error. Dudes, next time you get a chance, LOOK AT HER TEETH.
One of the front teeth is missing a huge chunk. The other one is all raggedy-edged. And her gums are red and puffy. That child, at TWO YEARS OLD, has gum disease and rotting teeth. What are they feeding her, pixie stix and tin cans?
There is no way that a child with a healthy diet and good hygiene can wind up with meth teeth like that. For shame, Larry Birkhead!
KD
He's just an ass! We've been together for almost 14 years
And I'm only 29.Nuff said! LOL
IDK... He's a picky SOB and set in his ways
Can Pink afford the dues this "Church" charges?
LoLo, I was laughing about your ambien sleep eater roomie this morn, And it made me think of this story my sister told me about my dumb mom. My sis brought home a dude one evening, and mom was passed out on th couch, fucking drunk and sleeping pilled out! well they accidentally woke her up, and she was like "OH i was having an orgasm" while she looked at that dude. *blinks nervously* WTF, how embarassing. Shit like that is WHY I do not talk to her.
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well the head scientos can have all the fried boy jizz they want!!!
eewww i just grossed myself out :p
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LMAO @ xxyxz.. ooooh, you's in trouble!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
so wouldn't one say to oneself hmmm juliette lewis career in sewer. jenna elfman, leah remini, 70's show guy with bushy hair. hmmm maybe i'm all set. long pause.....well maybe i'll just try it....identity and career going going gooone!
xxyxz! have a happy orthodox friday and shit yo!
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Loves Anderson
Can I call you LA for short?
(kidding)
Runs away!
There is not an orthodox sect of the catholic church as far as i have known for the past almost 30 freaking years of my god forsaken life man
There is greek orthodox
there is russian orthodox
latvian orthodox
there are not orthodox popes and shit
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xxyxz- What did your hubby do? I like talking bad about men almost as much as I like dissing on celebs.
LOL Bradi!
Remember in grade school..."You're a twit...cuz....uh....cuz you are!"
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Jexx- I don't know what they are, cleansing packs. Kind of like how Kaballah has their water and stuff, Scientoes have their witchcraft stuff.
Speaking of Kaballah, is that a cult too??
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lara on September 12, 2008 - 9:36am
That's all you got?
Of all the responses to your naive comment, this is what you have as a "rationalizing" response?
Get married in Vegas then, you pay for it but at least you can get Elvis to marry you.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Missy can Scientologist partake in fried goodness or do they have to just stand next to it and pose like Posh and J-lo do?
Oh man i want some big fat Gulf Shrimp right now.
And a margarita
and a blunt
and Tom Cruise in a cage
and something to poke him with
and a straw hat to keep the pretend sun out of my eyes!
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Happy Fuckin' Friday LoLo
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 12, 2008 - 9:24am.
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nothing is free. where i live, no matter you get married, die or something it involves the priest you have to pay him. and i am orthodox, why would i lie?
Cleansing pads? Is that like those Enoki foot pads?
For real--I have no idea.
I LOVE FRIED BRAIN CELLS!!! hmm they go so well with fried shrimp and beer.. hmmmmmmm
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Anonymous fails at informing stars.
Never liked Pink but she doesn't deserve to be used by crazy Scilons.
I think someone in Australia or some other country is suing the Sciento's for fraud. She spent tons of money on them and their gimmicks (Like some cleansing pack, eww) and claims they don't work and they just took her money. Cool.
Pink, dont do it!! I hope this isn't true.
Awwwwwwwww YEAH!
All the ladies in the house this morning!
Good Morning D-listers! You sluts ready for FRYDAY!
Fry Foods
Fry Your Brains Cells
Fruck up your face laughing today!
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Lara--
Read Kingdom of the Cults. There is a section on Scientology.
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angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 9:29am
Just this week in France someone was suing the $cienos because they took $28K from this person, the DA tried to get it thrown out, uh huh, French DA dude is on someone else's payroll methinks.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
why do scientologist always have to play with the closet cases?
Why hide it?
BEEEEEEE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gay is A O.K.!
For fucks sake!
IVEeeeeeeeee Got to be Freeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ive GOT TO BE...MEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(im not gay, but im all about being FReeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEeeeee to be Weeeeeeeee)
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*kisses okies liquor lips* hmmmm!
Submitted by lara on September 12, 2008 - 8:21am.
oh please. it ain't that bad. like catholics or any other religion is better. at least scientologists don't rape little boys. and these priests are convicted. i haven't heard about a trial involving a scientoligist.
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LARA, HONEY, DOLL FACE, youve never seen a trail involving scientology because they have amassed so much money they are able to overpower the court systems in one way or another. Usually nothing ever makes it to court because anyone who tries to go up against them is tortured and blackmailed.
I agree there is a degree of corruption in all religions, but Scio is truly a cult. Its only goal is to provide extreme wealth and power to the few men at the top of this organization.
read this: an iterview with L Ron Hubbards son, who was heavily involved in the cult until the 70s.
http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/penthouse-LRonHubbardJr-intervie...
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang: "... And this is more fuel for the rumours that Scientology is PR firm for closeted gays"
Just what I was thinking!
Submitted by lara on September 12, 2008 - 9:21am.
oh please. it ain't that bad. like catholics or any other religion is better. at least scientologists don't rape little boys. and these priests are convicted. i haven't heard about a trial involving a scientoligist.
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AHH Okie, you did say it yourself. You only had 2 beers!
*hands Xxyxz a Tickle Me Elmo* May I hold your booby, too?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Lara pees her pants
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Lara
It IS that bad
Xxyxz.. Yes, I have somethign to say about Ja, I will call you in a bit! *pulls out pirate hook* ARGH!
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Loozer! There's no where to go,NO where to run, No where to hide, because there's no one like you left!
I remember that line from the Body Snatchers, and it freaked me OUT!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!