Tommy Girl's Newest Recruit?
Is there a new celebrity member of the alien army?! Star Magazine (via SFGate) reports that thanks to Juliette Lewis, Pink may be dipping her butchie toes into Tommy Girl's crazy pool. Juliette introduced Pink to Scientology because she felt it might help her deal with the depression from her marriage ending.
A source said, "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved."
If Pink is blue because of her heart being broken and all, why doesn't she deal with it the way most of us deal with it? Watch a lot of porn, eat a lot of shit food and get yourself a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Those things always make me laugh. I mean, he giggles when you touch him in the belly! What's better than that?
Tommy Girl's caca slide is probably salivating at the thought of Pink joining his crew. John Travolta just doesn't know how to work a strap-on. It keeps slipping out, ruining the moment. Tommy Girl knows that Pink can bust a hole with her strap-on skills. And Pink isn't allergic to ASS DUST!
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Just when I was starting to like her... And this is more fuel for the rumours that Scientology is PR firm for closeted gays
pffft! I'm mad... So I'm going back to bed
*complains about hubby*
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oh please. it ain't that bad. like catholics or any other religion is better. at least scientologists don't rape little boys. and these priests are convicted."
Really? Murder, physical and mental torture kinda suck. IMO.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
@lara:
But I can be a Catholic and it's free. They don't take my money and tell me my friends and family are no longer mine and give me a list of my new friends and family, with photos and bios.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Jexxifer, that's just the way my eyes always look. Maybe i'm just drunk too. *puts down bottle* *stares at it* *licks lips*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆-------
oh please. it ain't that bad. like catholics or any other religion is better. at least scientologists don't rape little boys. and these priests are convicted. i haven't heard about a trial involving a scientoligist. well, i don't care...i am orthodox.
"They're here already! You're next! You're next, You're next...!"
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Xxyxz.. My boobies feel soo much better.. One held by you, One held by Missy! So much tit-tay love.. Now lets work on the other parts! *smiles*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie--
Empty, lonely eyes? Try .20 blood alcohol level.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
I wonder if celebs get in the ScieCo mix because it seems that those who do are more successful. Something smells fishy and it ain't Tommy Girl's crotch.
Submitted by Otter Pop on September 12, 2008 - 9:15am.
Scientology always seems to go after people when they are at their weakest.
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That's how cults work, babay.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the butchest troll of all?
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Scientology always seems to go after people when they are at their weakest. Then again, I guess the same can be said about all other religions.
jexx.. hahaha general suribot!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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This is P!nk's way of saving lesbians already caught in the cusp of the clit movement.
She has to change the Church from the inside out!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Oklahoma
I'll hold you leftie!
Justjane
There are a few people that I wish would come back
I hate the CO$
*cradles okies tits*
there there boobies, there there...
why dont these celebs know what a scam the whole thing is???? I dont get it
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The bleach must have gotten to her brains somehow.
Hmmm...alien army vs the baby army. My money's on General Suribot.
Poor thing, You can tell in her eyes, that they are empty, tho. Like she is fucking sad, and lonely... *taps her pointy hair* Tap tap, taptap!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
another one bites the dust
"He's a bad mutha...but I'm talkin 'bout Shaft!"
Eh, they can have her...maybe we could negotiate a trade? Just not sure who we want back.
Whhyyyy.. I was just listening to Pink this morning on the way to work.. Now I must break all of my mixed CD's and remake some w/ out her! *pouts* Will someone hold one of my tits.. Pwease..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Good riddance.
*sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I have always thought this chick was actually a guy. My feeling were solidified when I saw a pic of her in a bikini a couple of months ago. She had that whole extreme muscular thing going on around her lower GI tract and off to the sides. You only see that on guys.
Oh crap, you know they translate maybe into a big YES.
Bye bye Pink, your will now be Periwinkle!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
A source said, "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved."
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The brainwashing has begun....
Another one falls to the Scientopaths.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
AWWW MAN.. I thought Pink had some sense.
Noooo! Pink don't do it! You are sad right now, and that's what this cult preys upon!!!!
DON'T DO IT PINK!!! You will be sorry...
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P!nk is being courted because Scientology cures the gay and homosexual-like.
Every dyke worth her Birkenstocks knows P!nk is more than her name, it is a way of life.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/