It's Nice To See That Wino Is Doing Well
And by "well" I mean she's still a fucking mess. Amy Wino emerged from her crackie den last night to DJ at some club in Camden. Wino is probably the worst DJ ever. She just puts on a Pink Floyd record and plays it over and over again. Every few minutes the record scratches and comes to a halt, because Wino has passed out on it.
When the Crackie of Camden came out of the club at around 3:30 in the morning, she once again tried to attack a few pappies. It's her way of saying "hello." The paps also noticed that she had a "mysterious" package in her bra. Pff! Don't jump to conclusions. It was just her copy of the Lord's Prayer.
You know, if Mitch Wino wasn't busy trying to be the next Lynne Spears, he could probably work this child out. If he pulled his head out of his gummy ass, he'd realize that Wino DJing at a club probably isn't such a good idea. Oh fucking well.
At least her pumps look sort of clean..... I'm trying to look for the silver lining!



You know maybe scientists should hurry and study Keith Richards and Amy Wineshouse and their longevity and resilience to hard core drugs in a constant stream. They may cure cancer. Those tough ass genes ought to cure something less harmful than what's being fed to them by the hour.
She needs to be placed in a vat of flea-dip.
It looks like she's going gray - sadly it won't be long now. It's a shame nobody from her family or friends will step in to actually help her.
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Ok who drank my Vodka! Dammit!
Looks like a crack pipe in her mouth in pic 10 of her coming down the stairs.
Sweet Jesus, she has the face of death. Won't be long now.
Looks like my 70 year old neighbor.
Dead by year's end?
Wino always looks like she's got that "not so fresh feeling". You know, when she dies I'm probably going to feel guilty for making fun of her skank ass.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
If someone can please educate me on drugs I'd appreciate it. I want to know the following:
1) Why do crackheads have dirty hands? Beyond the obvious they are dirty and don't wash. Is the black actually crack residue? Is that stuff hard to wash off?
2) I thought GHB was the 'date rape' drug, meaning that it blacks you out. If that's the case, why would someone take it recreationally? Does it do something else instead with the combination of other drugs?
Thanks in advance, just curious.
she shoots up in her foot...i think i see a crater...she looks like a corpse, her pupils are turning grey
why wont someone help her i feel so bad for amy
someone needs to help her... why do they keep giving her gigs cant they all see she is as sick as a person with cancer in the late stages ..people are only concerned with makeing money from her pictures and laughing at her when she needs help this land of people is so cruel ..why keep making fun of her she is a human with feelings its like everyone is just sitting back watching and enjoying a murder at the hands of the media its so sad......
You can actually see the death fumes swirling underneath her skin. I think the only reason she's still alive is because the Grim Reaper is too repulsed by her nastiness to get close enough to tap her with his death sickle. I shudder to think about what she smells like.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
The old Amy was a beautiful and curvy girl with an amazing voice. She is now a zombie going through the motions until her death. A death that will arrive all too soon.
Oh man, her shoes are the only thing that's clean...look at her fingernails! They are as bad as Dreamboat's!! Makes me queasy to think about her house.
I so did not know Rea Perlman smoked.
Oh wait...
Nevr mind.
Amy--
Would you like some rugelach, dear?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Missy is a wonderful example of triumph, 'nuff said.
What else can be said about Ms. Winehouse. Apparently she's chosen to hole herself in her home and use whatever, all day and all night.
I Love Anderson, AKA Bradiful, I've missed ya!!! Shady.Carli, I cosign, Blake will leave her, much to her fans' delight.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
One word: Eeeewwwwwwww.
PUT IT DOWN.
What was the track listing?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I am positive she has Keith Richards blood in her, that's why she is still alive.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
girl needs a good hot shower and some chicken noodle soup...what a MESS!!!!!!
i can only imagine what she smells like...
I think the 2nd thumbnail is the scariest. Her eyes are completely unfocused and looking in different directions. She does look like death at this point.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
What a waste of talent... Thumb #9 is fucking scary!
In one of the pics, she has a brown glass cylindrical object in her mouth. I'll bet any money that is a crack pipe. She really looks like hell.
Submitted by Mahla81 on September 12, 2008 - 2:46pm.
No seriously, does anyone know what this bitches drug of choice is? is it crack cocaine? Meth>
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Jack, weed, X, GHB, and a steady diet of cigarettes and candy.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She IS (looks like before but I had to edit that shit!) a cracked out tranny mess! Oh my! Well...you do have a point Mk, at least her pumps ARE clean. Her eyeliner and mascara have banded together against her!
Your face!
You know you've hit rock bottom when the homeless chick down the street looks better than you.
No seriously, does anyone know what this bitches drug of choice is? is it crack cocaine? Meth>?
WTF is she on , man she looks FUCKED UP!
Feast ur eyes on the next E true hollywood story "the Tragedy of Amy Winehouse"
Bitch is gonna be dead real soon.
This chick has literally aged like 30 years over the course of ONE. So sad.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
I seriously dry heave when I see pics of her.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Queen Justine on September 12, 2008 - 12:21pm.
That's a damn shame Amy, a damn shame when your eyeliner is fucked up like that, and your hair looks like some shit Solange would put on her head. I hope she gets her shit together soon.
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haha, aww, poor solange!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Get thee to Papa Spears...STAT!!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
this sucks.
i really love her.
i think she is so talented.
this is a real shame.
i dont think this chick is gonna make it.
What a freaking train wreck! Look and see that even her nails are full of crud and when is someone going to put her in a lock down hospital? We all know that answer, it's because all the people around her nightmare behavior are making money from her craziness. Even her band members co-sigh her BS! I think she will be found dead before the years out and then they will make her a big legend. What a great way to flush a God given talent down the crapper. No pitty here folks!!!!!
I hate to say it, but it's just getting sad at this point. Wino actually put out a half-decent album, and I'd like to see what she'd be able to do after this, except she's probably FUBAR permanently.
how is wino still alive?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
That's a damn shame Amy, a damn shame when your eyeliner is fucked up like that, and your hair looks like some shit Solange would put on her head. I hope she gets her shit together soon.
Good God, the eyeliner's taking over her face in that last shot! "Amy, I'm sorry, your cosmetics have come together to tell you how much your addiction and your face hurts us and everyone around you."
I love how she rocks a pair of fuck-me pumps in some shots and goes right back to the ballet pumps in the next. Ballet pumps are comfy unless you've worn a hole in the sole like Wino likely has.
shes definately on dope. small pupils and that bright glowing iris.
*drools*
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 12, 2008 - 5:58am.
Uggggghhhhhhhh. Guys. Help. I'm supposed to be writing a paper on Beowulf that's due at 1 pm today but I'm not doing it. Give me a quick laugh and then maybe I'll be able to do sumfin.
How do you make a tissue dance? Yeah, yeah, I know- old and worn out, but GET TO WORK on your paper!!!
Holy crap- she is nothing short of a fuckin' fright. Nice knowin' ya, Crackie.
Submitted by Hysteria on September 12, 2008 - 11:01am.
I think I see track marks on her face
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Best comment of the thread.
Fuck, this is sad as hell. I remember before she was anybody over here, finding her myspace page and loving her music. This was when she was still curvy and actually had good skin. We've watched her age 30 years in 10 months. Her parents are fucking pathetic for not taking control.
TheBreakdown on September 12, 2008 - 11:34am.
I don't do drugs.
I do drug.
*puff*
Bitch, you better ask somebody.
please do NOT fuck up rotation!
Squash Posh!!!!
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*puff*puff*pass
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
You tease, I actually thought you might be serious about her looking well. Bummer.
pot IS a drug, for junkies like me. jussayin.
I still ♥ it
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
God!!!!!!!!!!! Take a bath bitch, and this time use the fucking soap.
@TheBreakdown
The Rotation is sacred. And that's no drug, my friend, it's an herb. ;)
A sacred one at that.
Nowhere near the realm of chemistry wonderland going through Amy's veins.
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Too weird to live; too rare to die.