Friday, September 12th 2008
The Cover Girl Is A Cover Girl
I'm sure that ever Zac Efron was a little twinkie, he has dreamed of being a Vogue cover girl. His dreams have come true! He's on the cover of Vogue, well, Teen Vogue, but who cares about petty details?
Does anybody know if Zac is a Barbizon graduate? As a Barbizon graduate myself, I immediately noticed that Zac is doing B-Pose #231. It was a nice choice, but I probably would've went with B-Pose #12: The soft fist against the cheek. It adds a little vulnerability while still remaining faaaaaaabulous!
And Zac isn't smiling with his yes. It looks like he got a little man chowder in the eyes and he tried to wash it away with Visine.
Click here to see the rest of the pictures from pretty Zac's spread.
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zac effron sort of looks like laura bush? seriously!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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A certain 8 year old girl I know tells me that Zac is past his sell-by date. Now Nick Jonas is all THAT!
Who knew?
Eugh, just ugh. Not hot at all.
Such a cutie. He is NOT gayelle.
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RIMADYL KILLS
He looks gayer than Tommygirl in an assless batman suit.
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Submitted by paris herpes on September 12, 2008 - 1:46pm.
I'm sure that ever Zac Efron was a little twinkie, he has dreamed of being a Vogue cover girl.
MK I know you just woke up, but I'm not sure I understand the first part of this sentence! And I usually don't pick on your grammar, but I want to get the joke in this sentence!!!
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Haha I stumbled over it too. I think it's supposed to say "I'm sure that ever SINCE Zac Efron was a little twinkie he has dreamed of being a Vogue cover girl."
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Not every guy who attends Barbizon has a goal of becoming a professional male fashion model. Many enroll just for the skills to help them in everyday life.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I don't know much about this guy, but he just looks super gay.
You freakin' crack me up MK!
I'm sure that ever Zac Efron was a little twinkie, he has dreamed of being a Vogue cover girl.
MK I know you just woke up, but I'm not sure I understand the first part of this sentence! And I usually don't pick on your grammar, but I want to get the joke in this sentence!!!
Your face!
This kid is gaygaygaygaygaygaygay.
NOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
he IS stoned!! I should know.......... tee*hee... "rooollll another one....just like the other one..." those shoots must be soooo boring, he's too young to drink, what else ya gonna do?
I'll bet he gets good pot. *drool*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
OMG....he's totally stoned!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
there are some sources that suggest that this kid just smokes pot all day long. which would make sense, given that he can't even open his eyes.
Something about him so so femmy, is it the hair? the eyelashes? the fake-n-bake? the makeup?
I much rather would have seen him in a silk shirt and a sequin vest, and some JAZZ HANDS.
"i scratch your eyezzzzzz out!"
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
will it be revlon or maybelline who gets to market the zac efron cosmetic line of skincare and makeup products?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
I wonder what shade lipstick that is?
Actually in Hairspray Zac seemed very straight of course John Travolta was in that flick :)
You know somethings up when my kids comment on how much JT enjoyed wearing the dress
He looks like an android
The how do I know your gay game:
You know how I know Zac Efron is gay?
Because he is Zac Efron...The End.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Sayonora,
To quote Waylon "I've Always Been Crazy, but it has kept me from going insane".
New kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the
Summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch
Id take her if I had one wish
But shes been gone since that summer,
Since that summer...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
He always looks like he's at the last stages of recovery from a bad case of pink eye
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on September 12, 2008 - 11:50am.
Loves Carrot Top I'm at another temp job not being fabulous. This is not fabulous at all
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You will always be fabulous. Temping just sucks the zitty sacks.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
EWE. This kid creeps me out in EVERYWAY.
Submitted by loozer on September 12, 2008 - 11:13am.
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You are so crazy! HA HA HA I knew that song sounded familiar.
NKOTB LOL
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
*taking mental notes*
1. Get my eyebrows waxed.
Thanks Zac
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Loves Carrot Top I'm at another temp job not being fabulous. This is not fabulous at all
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
AJP! Long time no see!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 11:44am.
Yknow - all the boys at my daughter's school (well, those that don't have waist length hair) are sporting this look...I've noticed that the coolness of it is the cut - I mean - those kids are a mess, they don't style their hair; it just always sits right with that weird shag.
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Ugh, I HATE it when they have that disgusting shag and do nothing about it. They look so blooping dirty.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Stock Broker :
I'll allow you to provide the quote for John Travolta then!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Breakdown ~ dude, you stole the words right out of my mouth!
YOu just know this magazine is bathroom reading material for Tommy Girl.
Kirk Cameron has better hair
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 12, 2008 - 11:35am.
How can a straight man style his hair like that every day? Honestly?
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Yknow - all the boys at my daughter's school (well, those that don't have waist length hair) are sporting this look...I've noticed that the coolness of it is the cut - I mean - those kids are a mess, they don't style their hair; it just always sits right with that weird shag.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I can´t comprehend that girls go crazy over that... thing... To me he is a freak!
"Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 8:15am.
Ahhhh I see. I just practice in front of the mirror like any self-absorbed poor person would do."
Exactly - except they take your soul and sell it to the highest bidder.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Like the retro 70's action
How can a straight man style his hair like that every day? Honestly?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Well isn't he just a precious little Hummel biscuit.
Don't drop him, he might break.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
He does look pretty in the pic with the touque.
yes I said touque.
suck it up.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
Submitted by Mysmichelle on September 12, 2008 - 11:25am.
I agree with the down syndrome thing a little, his eyes just aren't quite right
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OMG. His eyes aren't his! One day I WILL scan that page (once I set my shit up...Dayum - and find it again...my kids mag, man - he's had more surgery than Madge, already.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Not my type, but very cute eyes.
I agree with the down syndrome thing a little, his eyes just aren't quite right - but I will say it's better in motion you don't notice it like in stills.........HSM he's cute in
that kid is all sorts of wrong
I thank God that 22 is a short age to have kids old enough to watch this crap
and even if I had them, I would not let them near a tv
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
So much for the testosterone replacement therapy Zac Estrogen.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
That cover is ALMOST, but not quite, as funny as this cake:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on September 12, 2008 - 11:11am
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Ahhhh I see. I just practice in front of the mirror like any self-absorbed poor person would do.
When I look through the pages of a magazine
Still, your pretty face is the prettiest I've seen
Don't you know I only want to be with you
No other girl could make me feel the way you do
You're my everything
Oh,oh-oh, she's my cover girl
Oh,oh-oh,oh-oh
Oh,oh-oh,she's my cover girl
Oh,oh-oh,oh-oh
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo