Friday, September 12th 2008
Douche With A Donut
In case you didn't figure it out from the overwhelming stench of dirty douche water reeking from these pictures, it's Pete Wentz in a disguise. A disguise that makes him look like Ned Flanders going to a Halloween party as Doris Day.
Only this twat bag could make a delectable donut look like a throbbing, wart-ridden butthole. And Ashlee's jeans are so fucking tight on him that I can pretty much see his uterus.
Here's more of the attention whore passing out baked crap and t-shirts from his new line in Los Angeles yesterday. For his sake, I hope Pete didn't wear this stupid shit in front of Papa Joe. Fake-looking blonde hair on a dumb vagina is all it takes for Papa Joe to pop a boner.
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How rebellious of wittle Peter to tuck his stretchy jeans into his wittle boots, hes such a gender-bender. like a walking controversy. hes so fucking on the edge and, like, rebellious and stuff. Im sure his little peen is tucked just as tightly.
TACO MOM TIMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I was talking bout them beastie boys earlier!
wooooooooooo wooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ha--what a goon! The Beastie Boys pulled off the look way better. I wanna call him Cochise.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Dayum, if he keeps wearing his pants this tight Ashley won't be needing to use birth control in the future - he'll be fixed!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I hate him more and more every freaking time I see him fugemo ass
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on September 12, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I have no clue as to why this asshat is even 'famous'. I have never even heard a song (well to my knowledge) that his band sings nor do I even know what kind of music it is. All I do know is that he is married to a huge poser and I believe he is one too. LAME.
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LOL!!! they had 1 breakout song that was played on mainstream radio, you made me curious so i looked it up--one song, over-hyped, mediocre at best...yet he is only the fucking b-ASS player, not even the lead singer, so i dont know why his fucking ass is so famous,Self-promotion?his marriage to ass-face? hes fucking ugly. My guess is that he is making his money off of 11 year old girls that like horsey-trolls.
this is a song from this douche-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10
notice he is very into cats, who would have thought?
-=meow hiss purr=-
*sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
How long before this prick whores out his kid? Of course there will be the obligatory cheesy family cover on some piece of shit tabloid, right?
I loathe him. What a douche.
Submitted by loozer on September 12, 2008 - 11:47am.
I could have sworn that it was Jeremy Piven. Same difference.
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I thought it was Jeremy Piven too! Two dickwads in one self obsessed, peen sucking pod!
@DebFrmHell:
I love that you love her, love:)
I put mine up cuz I'm kinda sad you can't see her eyes. But now everyone's got a close up;)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 12, 2008 - 10:19am.
O hai DEB! =D
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
LCT, I'm passing out cigars as we speak!
aww, what should we name it,ned?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 10:17am.
Oh I know that you are laughing, my precious Angel!
I'm laughing too, holding my tongue to not stir shit or something might happen to my ass.
hehe..
I heart you, angel.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
@Angel!
LOL. Look how beautiful my Sarah Gollum is...it makes me weep with joy.
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Thanks, ANGEL! I love my Sarah Gollum!
Gum, please:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on September 12, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I have no clue as to why this asshat is even 'famous'. I have never even heard a song (well to my knowledge) that his band sings nor do I even know what kind of music it is. All I do know is that he is married to a huge poser and I believe he is one too. LAME.
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TA DA!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Why does everyone say CANADIA? it drives me a little nuts. But it's ok...
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It's their O-SO-HAHAHA funny way of picking on us.
LOL! I don't know how to make that sound less bitter. Just know that I'm laughing, k?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I have nothing to add about Emo today but you guys are funny as shiot,
and I may have just peed myself.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 12, 2008 - 12:03pm.
angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 12:00pm
You say Canada, I say Alaska's bitch, whatevs...
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Alaska! Pffft! I'd like to see Sarah Palin make it through one corporate office meeting in Toronto and not get her ass booted out to the grates with the homeless.
But yes! Do come! I want Canada to take all the sad Americans and then we can take America back with the brute force you bring us. That would be the awesomest EVAH! Then I won't askeered to go there.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
At first glance, I thought it was Pink:)
ned flanders is too cool for this asshat.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Way to draw attention away from yourself, Attention Whore.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Angel I
LOL... Slut for man is manwhore!
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But that's not fair! That implies that women own whoring. Which we do:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
This freak is such a raging hole, I can't believe he got someone knocked up. I wish someone would run his yellow ass over, GOD stop putting posts of him up, it's nauseating
oh that's the Captain.what a doof.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1057/1418741471_592715322f.jpg?v=0
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
Why does everyone say CANADIA? it drives me a little nuts. But it's ok...
Angel, btw, hubby calls 'douche' or 'douchebag' people (mainly males) who wear sunglasses INSIDE THE HOUSE or during nighttime.
and regarding what men are, MAENNER SIND SCHWEINE.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=4DJ0Inxfmyk
I'm German, bear with me.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
I have no clue as to why this asshat is even 'famous'. I have never even heard a song (well to my knowledge) that his band sings nor do I even know what kind of music it is. All I do know is that he is married to a huge poser and I believe he is one too. LAME.
HA HA HA!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
angel: wow you're energetic. wanna piece of gum?
ISMU: Thanks a lot. Now do I not only have donuts, you made me remember I don't have secksy times. :(
Hysteria: None for me. I only like shaved toast.
GIVE ME A DONUT EMO MO!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Well fuck you bitch!
I will call you after work
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Angel I
LOL... Slut for man is manwhore!
angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 12:00pm
You say Canada, I say Alaska's bitch, whatevs...
Joking!!!!
*smooch*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Stock Broker or missy: Could one of you please pick me up a dozen of the pumpkin spice donuts? They don't have them here.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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AJP I will grow a penis to be your lover but HELL NO you cant come work here bitch!
HA HA HA!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I am going with LovieA... Poll showed a JMc rise but didn't say what area of country they were polling. JMc had a slight lead!
O Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux.
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix.
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Thanks, ANGEL! I love my Sarah Gollum!
JustJane
He's a good size
Miss Priss you DO NOT need to stay away from donuts!
And it's: CANADA. Dumbass;p No, really.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 12, 2008 - 11:58am.
Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 11:55am
No, I'm not in Canadia, but if by some evil voodoo'ing McCain wins, I will be Canadia's newest resident.
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Welcome! :D
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 11:57am.
I would temp for Kirk Cameron but im the devil so his preacher ass would only beat me with a bible.
Get me a job at your place!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
LOL!
I just read that: A Donut with a Douche.
And by the way - I'm recently having a problem with the word: douche as much fun as it is to say.
In French, douche means, simply, shower.
In English, it means shower for your pussy.
Now, I think showers are good and I also think that clean pussies are good. So - being a "douche" can't be all bad. Perhaps a douche is really a male slut, you know - we don't have "slut" for guys but we should. A pussy cleaner, if you will.
The other day - we discussed how men are "dogs" (Balthazaar, in fact, for you FIERCE Sienna supporters). And some said that men are "pigs". I mentioned that I had a friend who was a "pigdog". Ask anybody. He was K- the pigdog. I think he gave himself one day, in fact.
I can't really support that word for the likes of Pete, Tommy, Kanye, Justin, necessarily altho I might apply it to Mickey, and mebbe Hulk Hogan ...and who's that blonde actor that went crazy drunk...was that Gary Busey? I can't even tell who he is any more - but that guy. Pigdogs.
I will say that in looking to flesh out that first list I googled "celebrity assholes" - all that came up really was Justin.
Anybody?
Now♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 10:51am.
I have some stale bread, gum and pancake syrup. What can I do with that?
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Spells sexy times to me.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 11:55am
No, I'm not in Canadia, but if by some evil voodoo'ing McCain wins, I will be Canadia's newest resident.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
DramaQueen ~ there's a Dunkin' Donuts stand alone shop in Chicago that I sometimes visit.
On Topic: can someone just kick the livin' shit out of this asshat and put him out of his misery.
AJP you should temp for Kirk Cameron!
Where are you today up or downtown?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Drama - Boston has DD on every corner pretty much..
member when MK said their coffee tastes like bull scmegma?? hahaha its kinda true!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 10:51am.
I have some stale bread, gum and pancake syrup. What can I do with that?
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if ya had an egg you could make french toast!
Are there any stand alone Dunkin' Donuts shops left? Alas, we have a few inside convenience stores, but that's it 'round these parts.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247