Faith Dealer By Day, Coke Dealer By Night
Holy cokey! Reverend Christopher Layden, a catholic priest, has been arrested and charged with selling coke from his church office and rectory. 33-year-old Chris was busted on Wednesday at St. John's Catholic Newman Center on the University of Illinois campus in Urbana. The cops were able to catch him thanks to a little help from an "informant." Jesus works in mysterious ways.
Cops confiscated three grams of coke during their search of his rectory. But did they search his rectum?
Fox News reports that Chris pleaded not guilty to "two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church." The charges are more severe because he committed the crime on church property. His bail was set at $50,000. The Catholic Diocese of Peoria has suspended him.
I wonder what Rev. Chris' confessionals were like? "Forgive me father for I have sinned.....and can I get half a gram?" Rev. Chris would respond, "Say twenty Hail Marys and
And do you think Rev. Chris blessed the coke? That's a selling point!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I have said this before
the size doesnt matter
what does matter is HOW you use it and how long you can keep it hard.
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Size doesn't matter until you happen upon a small one.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 12:58pm.
mrs k - grooming is now so common, its looked upon as gross if you have hair.. personally i cant stand it, as if I need another expensive beauty treatment to keep up with.. I blame the porno industry. no one in the 80s or even 90s expected these hairess genitals!
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Been to a public swimming pool lately? I have. Nasty nasty nasty. And that's before you get into the change room and eye the delights of the average womans naked body. *shudder*.
One woman in the pool had hair growing down the insides of her thighs (front AND centre) and it was starting to grow out her ass too. As a woman I was troubled and offended with that sight.
Then there's the change rooms. Oh dog save me. Just having a saggy titted hairy bushed (think hippy) woman with long underarm hair standing there talking to you as though it were the most natural thing in the BARF ACK UGH BLECH.
Then there are the pregnant men with tits....
Funny how the rotten images stay but the hot bodies are taken for granted.
I'm going to go out and treat my seiko clean cut to some new c batteries.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 12, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Well it is a WAY OUT not a fucking freeway.
But it's fun =D
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you guys guess what.. all this sex talk and what day is it?!?!
GET-LAID-FRIDAY!! WOOOOOOOT WOOOT!!
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Size matters!
(im a liar mouth)
It really doesnt matter unless it is like ummmmmm a curly fry from Arby's.
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 4:02pm.
hahah chewy in a leglock?? no, I agree.. keep it under control.
the full wax is too fucking much man. $120?!?! for 7 days of porn star pussy?!?!
No waxing needed, just keep it trim...hell I'll even help!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
I like a cock that has trimmed hair, but NOT shaven.
....and don;t you even think about putting anything in my ass......NOT happening.
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
oh great, Stoney's brought up size. DAMMIT!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Never go ass to Vag
NEVER
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right, otherwise, you are just ASKING for some kind of nasty nasty infection.
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_Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Never go ass to Vag
NEVER
YOU IS RIGHT!
You know what happens right?
The same thing as if you borrowed Slutty Miller or Blowhans leggings out of the dirty clothes bin.
LOOK ON TOPIC! i said BLOW!
OH OH BLOW JOBS is stil on topic tooo!
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hahah chewy in a leglock?? no, I agree.. keep it under control.
the full wax is too fucking much man. $120?!?! for 7 days of porn star pussy?!?!
oy!
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 1:58pm.
missy my love..hairless/trimmy trimmy trimmed balls make the worm look bigger and it's a sensation pumper cause everything gets sensitive.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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@ men shaving balls. I had a boyfriend once who insisted on doing it. He said it made his dick look bigger.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Missy,
"ONTOPIC: this shit is totally on topic! sodomy?!?! catholic preists?? "
LMFAO!!! I was wondering how we were gonna bring this one back!!! I think i lurve you!
Jeffro,
"No Hole Hopping"!!!!!
Brilliant!!
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Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Just playing catch up. I'm all caught up and following along nicely except for, well, what the f is a karate mouse? And won't anyone eat his cheese?
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Told ya it makes more sense in spanish...
Karate Mouse = Mouse that practices Karate do
No one would take his cheese = self explanatory reference?
but yeah it's not funny in english.boohoo =(
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 3:58pm.
mrs k - grooming is now so common, its looked upon as gross if you have hair.. personally i cant stand it, as if I need another expensive beauty treatment to keep up with..
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just as long as you don't have that "smuggling Chewbacca in your panties" look! LOL
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Never go ass to Vag
NEVER
I've been told I'm a magical sucker, but I must know, what is the grab ass trick?
Usually I'm too busy using my hands to massage balls and stroke the shaft when he tells me to...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I have that Paper Planes song stuck in my head.
I feel so GANGSTA right now!
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mrs k - grooming is now so common, its looked upon as gross if you have hair.. personally i cant stand it, as if I need another expensive beauty treatment to keep up with.. I blame the porno industry. no one in the 80s or even 90s expected these hairess genitals!
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Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Over the knee or touching your toes? Panties on or off? I'm thinking part way off.. right?
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Am I that transparent?
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NARSTY! Weeeeeeeeeee!
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 3:53pm.
now jeffro, i got one for you, why do men always want to jam their shit up my ass and why dont they know that they cant just go back and forth between orifaces?!?!?!
Ok NOW! ive said too much ahhaa
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no no missy, you make a good point. I made that mistake once and the whole damn playground was shut down for over a week. No hole hopping,,,if you get lucky enough to get a woman who enjoys anal, be smart and don't fuck up a good thing!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Oh my god Missy and i so share a brain!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 4:21pm.
OK kids, I'm sorry. I always bust in here just as you are all about to blow your wads and ruin everything, don't I?
SEE! look how on topis we really are becasue that is JUST like when i was at Catholic school!
ON. TOPIC. TIMES. YES. I. AM. HA. HA. WHO HA!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 12, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I have long nails too.
it's called anal initiator, but we like to call it Candy Cane (cause it's blue and white and it looks like a xmas candy).
Jeffrow...chocolatey tasting k*u*m...o goody. Head and PMS would reconcile!
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http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
It's not Tater Salad anymore...It's Baked Tater!!!
LMFAO...All the more reason to like him!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
now jeffro, i got one for you, why do men always want to jam their shit up my ass and why dont they know that they cant just go back and forth between orifaces?!?!?!
Ok NOW! ive said too much ahhaa
ONTOPIC: this shit is totally on topic! sodomy?!?! catholic preists?? BINGO!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 12:51pm.
OK kids, I'm sorry. I always bust in here just as you are all about to blow your wads and ruin everything, don't I?
I guess since I've been such a bad girl y'all are going to have to spank me.
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Over the knee or touching your toes? Panties on or off? I'm thinking part way off.. right?
mrs .K
Yes straight men shave their balls! I remember watching Nancy Grace
(rape case) and she said it was strange for a man to do that
I was like Naaa Uggh
I think most dudes do?!
PSL, right? no thank pew!
And dont even TRY to give me one either, well not YOU PSL, the "dude" ha ha ha!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY KOOLAIDE!
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You girls can keep you fingers and tongues away from the pucker, no thanks.
But doing it to a woman, now that's good stuff. If it curls your toes, I'm game.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Just playing catch up. I'm all caught up and following along nicely except for, well, what the f is a karate mouse? And won't anyone eat his cheese?
OK kids, I'm sorry. I always bust in here just as you are all about to blow your wads and ruin everything, don't I?
I guess since I've been such a bad girl y'all are going to have to spank me.
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"OH YEAH!!"
*busts through thread walls again with giant pitcher of kool-aid*
i like this fucked up thread!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Some just do some light manscaping. My area is shaved to look like an elephant's head. It's all good until he tries to use his trunk to shove nuts up my ass.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Tater!!!!! Long live the Tater!!!
Jeffro,
It's not Tater Salad anymore...It's Baked Tater!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Lolo, I'm with you there- PASS on the rimjobs.
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
Someone book my ticket next to MK on the bus ride to hell, I laughed so hard at what he posted!
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Mrs k? u ok mama?? Im a little much sometimes!!
*slowly backs out of thread like the Kool-Aid pitcher on Family Guy*
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I always shave my donkeys balls before i bloop here.
I will never lick a butt hole. NEVER!
You want me to give you the thumbs up, fine. I wont lick it EVA!
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Christ almighty!
Well then, I guess me and Pudge are out of touch then, aren't we.
Did I ever tell you about the time we got arrested for doing it in the elevator at the Space Needle?
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I have long nails...no man wants a prostate massage from me! I'm not sticking my finger up his ass anyway......no thanks.
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
one of Ron "Tater Salad" White's best lines was when he said instead of spending millions on developing birth control, why not make a pill that makes semen taste like chocolate?
goddamn genius.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 12, 2008 - 1:45pm.
W.O.R.D.
if by grabbing ass you mean prostatic (sp) massage.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
*Ah crap!!! Mrs K. is here and i'm talking blow-jobs again!*
*straightens shirt and pats down hair*
Hey Mrs Kravitz!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
MrsK, my psycho ex shaved his balls, and I loved it. If you're going to tea bag, the last thing you want is hair in your mouth!
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 12:41pm.
ok, heres my advice to men who want to get good head...
ok ive said too much
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*runs out of thread screaming and crying*
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"but damn if your getting tired, grab his ass and get it done.
hahahhaha, ahh, the sluts are crackin me up today!!
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