JLo Called In Sick
JLo was supposed to be the final guest judge on "Project Runway," but she hurt her foot and couldn't make the runway show today. Hey, don't laugh! It must be hard on her poor feetsies having to carry around that four-ton ego every single day. One of her feet finally cried "mercy" and gave in.
She really doesn't need the use of her stupid feet to sit there and judge a fashion contest. Skeletor could've put her ass on a dolly and wheeled her in. It's not like the bitch walks around anyway. Even if her hoof wasn't jacked up, she would've been carried in. I guess this means JLo's not going to compete in a triathlon this weekend. How fucking convenient. She's going to make the Dragon Tales Twins compete in her place.
Tim Gunn replaced JLo as the finale judge. He's better than her ass anyway. Nobody cares about fashion more than Tim Gun! I mean, when he's looking at a dress, he always puts his hand on his chin. That shows that he cares and is really thinking this shit through!
Project Rungay has pictures from the entire show. All six remaining designers showed collections, so there isn't any major spoilers on who the finalists are. I'm totally rooting for that grouchy ass Korto! Have you ever seen her crack a smile? She's my kind!
duuuuuuude....i didn't watch this season so i guess i'm out of the loop, but reviewing those collections, i was so upset by Suede's stuff i had to look him up, and then found his bio that says he describes himself as 'captivating, edgy, and alternative'....all i can say is, GOT DAMN, that collection was fucking TERRIBLE. gross.
Jello is such an abhorrent woman - I cannot stand her and her crude, manipulative, demanding ways.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!! She wasn"t getting any press so she had to pull this shit.....and how is she qualified for a fashion judge?? Her shit is ghetto and lame as all hell. Triathlon. pshh
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Well, this will certainly brighten up the finale! The thought of having to watch the designers try to impress JHo made me feel dirty. In the not-good way.
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Submitted by stake_spike on September 12, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by erinnyc on September 12, 2008 - 2:27pm
No, it was Bianca. She was in a green dress.
MY BAD! I was looking at the wrong collection o.O
sorries *sniffle*
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Korto is by far the best. Leanne usually does interesting things but these all looked like folded cocktail napkins and floopy things.
The rest were very crackheady.
Korto may be smilingly-challenged, but I do like her designs. I can't believe Kenley wasn't thrown off the last show for that big old pouft-sleeved wreck!
Jo-lo is a smug assed, no talent pig-from-the-hood.
Tim Gunn is awesome!
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by erinnyc on September 12, 2008 - 2:27pm
No, it was Bianca. She was in a green dress.
Go Leann!
Her collection was the best. Korto and Kenley had good ones too but the rest were "meh". Jarrell had one cute dress but Suede and Joe, barf. The motorcycle corset gown was cute, but the other stuff was ghastly. What was with Suede crappy collection? It was like 80's crackhead Barbie.
I heard Jenn will still participate in the Triathlon. She needs to keep the foot elevated until then. She was athletic in school, ran track etc.
Of course JLo hurt her foot and won't do the triathlon -- bc nobody cared, nobody was watching. Why do all that work if no one's looking... I'm sure is her mentality.
As for Project Runway, I usually love that show but haven't been able to get into it this season. Actually, I haven't been able to get excited over tv since the writer's strike. I keep forgetting anything is on -- except for Mad Men and the History Channel's Gangland.
ding dong the witch is dead! maybe she will stay home for good. FUR SCUM!
Tim Gunn is God. Trust. God's voice sounds just like Tim's.
Thank God JLo wasn't there. She ruins everything with her "diva" ways.
I'm not looking at the pictures ... but Korto or Leanne for the win!
Loved Leanne then Korto then Jerrell. I would on;y wear Leanne's but the others are pretty good.
I loved Leanne's and Korto's. Kenley was my third favorite, then Jerrel, Suede and Joe.
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Thank god she wasn't on there, she would have ruined one of my favorite shows!
Tim Gunn needs to be a hot slut.
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Tim Gunn rocks!!!
Submitted by erinnyc on September 12, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Ok, you should have warned me that that hot ANTM bitch Bianca was modeling grumpy Korto's fashions!
That ain't Bianca, sweety.
That is Eugena Washington from Cycle 7.
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Ok, you should have warned me that that hot ANTM bitch Bianca was modeling grumpy Korto's fashions!
also, why does Nina's hair always look the same and never looks "done"?
Tim Gunn would be a way better judge anyway.
I just saw the pics and aside from the designs being horrible have 4 models that look like malnourished sad piñatas DOESN'T HELP
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 12, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Deb, right?
and btw, she can't judge fashion sitting down?
psl, I'm surprized she's not propped up, with a Marc Jacobs ace bandage, milking the sympathy. Or maybe she isn't really hurt... Hate 'er.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Deb, right?
and btw, she can't judge fashion sitting down?
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Mmmm. JLO hurt her foot? I called this one. This is how she's going to get out of the Triathalon that she got all the press about. I figured her lazy diva ass would soon get bored with all the sweating and work it involves.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Jlo not on the runway too? fergit it,no Jlo!stfu marc(Jlo duct tapes his mouth shut.0
Korto is jst honest.
I hope Leann wins.
Sad Blaine is gone.should be Don.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
I love Tim Gunn, he's my favorite bitchy queen with STYLE (yes in caps!)...to hell with J. Lo. and her stupid ass foot, all she has to do is fucking sit there. She doesn't need to walk around or anything. She's pathetic!
Your face!
Leanne's designs are still working her folded napkin technique and Kenley's stuff would be at home in a Joan Crawford flick/Dynasty episode.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 11:23am.
Uh, Marilyn2.0 I swear to god, Knock it off w/ the hand puppets.
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"I'd like to give a shout out to all the honkies & crackas... I'd also like to say to my sistas at Walgreens ~ what's up??"
A smart Dlisted ho called this a while back -- speculating JLo was gonna fall injured just before the triathlon so she didn't have to sweat or do anything serious. Damned if they weren't right.
Whoever you are, I raise a glass to you, smart Dlisted ho!
And Tim Gunn rules. As Lucy Goosey would say, that is all.
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holy fucking shit, I agree with Jimmy on something. ::peers out window, looking for black hole looming in the distance::::
Leanne should win. She's the best designer, and might actually be successful. Her design for Diane von Fursenberg was stunning.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 2:35pm.
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LOL! hahaha
awww.. I like Seal. I think he's sexy. I doubt Heidi is that 'blonde'.
I just love Korto's name.
I mean, seriously Corto = short
COME ON MAN, DON'T BE SO EXPLICIT!
and I don't gve a shit if it's a woman and not a man...it's still all kinds of wrong
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I don't like the heaviness and shine of Korto's fabrics; not really loving those bright colors, either. I had to laugh at the remark that she has a cunty personality. It's so true! And did Joe and Jerell think they were designing for fall?
So far I prefer Leanne's stuff, especially her evening wear, and then Jerell's.
Go here and enter designers' names to get nice, big pictures.
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Some pieces on Kenleys's collection were not bad. But I fell like I have seen them before. Leanne's stuff looks very high end. Suede, Joe and Jerell's pieces look extremely home made.
I personally would have loved to see JLo judging. I was looking forward to seeing her posing after each comment. You know, smiling with her eyes and lips parted.
Korto and Leanne do have the best. Suede's is most certainly a red herring - poorly made trash. Kenley's is ok.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
I like Leanne and Korto's collections and I like some pieces of Kenley's collection
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That is definitely Danielle from ANTM. I have met her personally. Girl has absolutely no personality! The other one looks like Bianca. The bitch who got into the airport incident recently. Korto and Leanne's are the best two collections. All the other stuff is fug as all hell. Worst I've ever seen on Project Runway ever.
Uh, Marilyn2.0 I swear to god, Knock it off w/ the hand puppets.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Tim Gunn is a god. I'd rather see him at the Bryant Park show than any other piece of crap celebrity guest judge (except for when they get big-name designers like DVF or Roberto Cavalli).
That said, I seriously doubt Jerrell was part of the final 3. I have not been impressed by a single look that he's given us all season. I love Suede as a personality, but I don't think he made it either (really not into his final collection). I don't get Joe's collection - what story is he telling here? Love Kenley (although bitch can be verrrry defensive and a bit sassy) and her collection is cute, but she really needs to think outside of the 1940's box. I think it'll be a toss-up between Korto and Leanne for PR5 winner.
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None of the collections are spectacular but each one has at least one interesting piece. Oh and... I WANT TO BE HEIDI KLUM!! ((sadness))
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 12, 2008 - 2:10pm.
JLo's foot got hurt when she kicked Skeletor for taking the last Diet Coke from the refrig.
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*giggles w/ hand over mouth* Yeah, cause she was using the weight of that can to hold down that slab of beef she was fixing to eat!
It's not like she was scheduled to be on DWTS. All she has to do is park her fat butt in a chair and write on a card. Fucking lazy heifer.
I liked Joe's and Korto's collection but I hated Kenley's. The rest - meh.
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OMG, I thought you were totally pulling my neighbors dick when you called it RunGay, but no shit, MK it really is called RunGay.. You silly! well, they Silly!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
And I absolutely despise JLo!!! She´s probably the only celebrity I hate with a passion...
Submitted by Bella on September 12, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Correct me if I´m wrong but aren´t there a couple of "top models" there in Korto´s collection, wearing green dresses? One of them won ANTM, I think her name is Danielle,
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Kinda sorta but I think her face is longer, no?
http://yeoj.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/danielle.jpg
That second girl is all kindsa wonky tho!
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She's so full of shit and conceited.
How convenient to hurt her foot the week of the triathlon
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