JLo Called In Sick
JLo was supposed to be the final guest judge on "Project Runway," but she hurt her foot and couldn't make the runway show today. Hey, don't laugh! It must be hard on her poor feetsies having to carry around that four-ton ego every single day. One of her feet finally cried "mercy" and gave in.
She really doesn't need the use of her stupid feet to sit there and judge a fashion contest. Skeletor could've put her ass on a dolly and wheeled her in. It's not like the bitch walks around anyway. Even if her hoof wasn't jacked up, she would've been carried in. I guess this means JLo's not going to compete in a triathlon this weekend. How fucking convenient. She's going to make the Dragon Tales Twins compete in her place.
Tim Gunn replaced JLo as the finale judge. He's better than her ass anyway. Nobody cares about fashion more than Tim Gun! I mean, when he's looking at a dress, he always puts his hand on his chin. That shows that he cares and is really thinking this shit through!
Project Rungay has pictures from the entire show. All six remaining designers showed collections, so there isn't any major spoilers on who the finalists are. I'm totally rooting for that grouchy ass Korto! Have you ever seen her crack a smile? She's my kind!
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Correct me if I´m wrong but aren´t there a couple of "top models" there in Korto´s collection, wearing green dresses? One of them won ANTM, I think her name is Danielle, probably the prettiest girl that has won that bullshit competition.
JLo's foot got hurt when she kicked Skeletor for taking the last Diet Coke from the refrig.
They should promote Tim Gunn to a permanant seat on the judges panel.hes so much better than any celebrity talking head, they dont know a fucking thing about fashion, thus the existence of Chalupa's like Rachel Zoe. I am rooting for LEANNE!
Did joe dig through his mom's collection of patterns inspired by the county seat to put that fashion rape together? his collection was totally disgusting! WTF is he even doing on the show? it looked like his fear of femininity effed up those fashions....
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I'm so glad someone finally mentioned Korto's cunty personality. Bitch looks bored, almost tired, when the judges talk about her designs. She's too hyped on herself and needs to crack a smile, ASAP!
Submitted by AnnaTechnician on September 12, 2008 - 1:48pm.
If any of you guys have checked out the collections, what did you think?
Personally, Leanne's was the best. Seriously, it looked completely different than the others, and so wearable.
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YES! Leannes is the most wearable. But for like design and creativity I LOVE Jerells!!
She is such a fake. This was all planned. So much publicity about the judging and triathalon and now she is hurt her foot. Bullshit.
It was about time they gave Tim Gunn an opportunity to judge he has seen every freaking desing and he knows what he is talking about not like those stupid celebrity's.
I was waiting for Yellow excuse to miss the triathlon she haves not been training for that just posing and giving interviews about how she is preparing, but how many miles does she runs a week ?? how many miles does she swin??????
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 12, 2008 - 10:47am
LOL! Mad Cow.....
How convenient....I wish I would have placed a bet on if she participated or not....the odds were in my favor. I'm sure we'll see pictures of her prancing around fashion week in heels....
If any of you guys have checked out the collections, what did you think?
Personally, Leanne's was the best. Seriously, it looked completely different than the others, and so wearable.
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Bullocks!! This bitch is just setting the stage for not appearing for her triathalon. The only thing wrong with her is MAD COW DISEASE!!
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She's gonna get out of the triathlon too. Can't she borrow Skeletor's Segway??
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more important than that swimmer guy!
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what swimmer guy? i don't know who everyone is talking about. why aren't they talking about ME ME ME???
I'm glad she 'called in sick'. I'm not a fan of her huge ego. And can you believe she was jealous of Phelps and thought that she was more important because she's training for a triatholon or something after having kids. Big whoopey deal.
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BULL BUTTER!!!!!!!!!
We all knew she was going to pull this kind of crap once she was forced to take off the giant hoop earrings and actually train for her supposed triathalon with a real trainer.
Go back to whipping slaves to get your exercise, LowPezz.
Even if she doesn't do the triathlon, she's still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more important than that swimmer guy!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Howwwwwwwwwwwwww convenient!!
Probably got her foot stuck up skeletor's arse...
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I love that show and I hate J-lo!
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more like dumbass called in "stupid."
damn, I am grouchy for a Friday...
TGIF YA'LL!!!!