Monday, September 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on
Runners-up:
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13
Thanks Bell
WOW, I'd like to ride that one!
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Sit yo ass down!
lol...congrats everyone, especially 'uvula'!!!!!!!!
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Congrats you funny hookers!....Soooooo many hilarious entries!....Good stuff!
Congratulations funnay beeshes! ISMU ♥
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Congrats winners! :D
Great 'CT' contest, everyone!!
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
Al Gore: No longer Global Warming's biggest dick.
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the nickel dropped when i was on my way beyond the rubicon... what could i do?
VP Candidate Sarah Palin unveils her plan to reduce global warming.
The search for Brooke Hogans lost penis finally ends in disappointment.
They finally developed a ride called the sit and suck.
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{(º,_,º)} Crystal
Poseidon's Mis-adventure
Xenu finally answered Tom's prayers and created heaven on earth!
As there is no man on the planet who is willing to impregnate her, Jennifer Aniston unleashes her top secret emergency back-up frozen sperm plan from the depths of the Arctic.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Empress of Lucite, your crystal throne awaits you.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
1) FINALLY! A dildo to fill the black hole that is Sienna Miller's man eating chocha.
2) After years of tireless research, scientists have finally discovered the antidote to HoHan fire crotch syndrome.
1. When mother nature just up and says "Fuck you!"
2. Talk about blue balls.
Den-Peen ice.
"Christmas came early this year, honey! " Said Sam to Lindsay
The image that prompted Paris Hilton to take up Sky Diving.
WITHOUT a parachute.
I knew a bigger one than Kanye was out there!
Thank you The C word! I like your Ms. Viola Swamp as well :)
WOW! Alaska really does have a hard-on for Palin!
"Tonight on the Discovery Channel: The iceburg that fucked the Titanic"!
Cock and ice....Winos favourite things and yes she can handle this
"Christmas 2008"
To: John
Love: Xenu
I know you have a tendency to choke on small objects;) Nano nano...
Scientology's little island has been discovered.
The outside view of Tommy Girl's little Xenu safehouse in the Antarctic.
The Foreskin of Solitude.
(Morning!
@Violet: love the Frances avie!)
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
At last - due to global warming we view the sad remains of the collosal male statue that stood outside Superman's Ice Palace.
"Neither rain, nor sleet, nor hail, nor snow stops us." -The United Penal Service motto.
Island of the Misfit toys
Scientology has a new cruise line, and you wont believe who the captain is.....................
Upon second thought Sienna Miller decides becoming frigid may not be such a bad thing
Tha castle of the Ice Queen. Aka the place where Nicole Kidman goes to get pregnant.
Ice Cockey
This is the example of the ice cold cock that sarah palin will rule this country under for the next eight years!!!!!
This must be the view from the Palin house.
The real North Pole
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
tiki805
From the Falcon Studios to You - The "Sarah Palin " model- big enough and cold enough to cool off Alaskas hottest pitbull
Abominable Snowdick.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Proof positive that God has a sense of humor.
1. FInally, a penis big enough for Aubrey O'Day's cooch
2. This is what happens when a frat boy doesnt get laid...or so he said.
Out in time for Christmas on DVD, the Bumbles previous cut scenes from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer are fully restored.
Now, that's the way to get cold-cocked!
One Fish,
Two Fish,
Red Fish
Blue... COCK?!?!?!
I guess its not true about shrinkage and cold weather.
and out of the frozen tundra there arose... the mighty erection.
this is how it looks like when whales get blue balls
I no longer believe in Global Warming.
I'll be damned if I ever let this enter MY no-no hole!!
I swear it's the cold water! On a warmer day I could sink the Titanic!