Monday, September 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on
Runners-up:
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13
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When I said Sarah Palin was a Ballsy Woman, I didn't mean it Literally!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
ICEBERG... DEAD A-HEAD!!!
That's just the tip of the iceberg...
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If you run, you'll only die tired.
Al Gore warned us there'd be ice shrinkage in the Antarctic.
Now we know how Jenna Jameson got pregnant....
Sick and tired of the Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's angry exclamations and signed legislation, Mother Earth gives her a true opportunity to finally go ahead and "fuck Mother Earth."
Nicole Kidman's dildo?
Living well is the best revenge.......
Bristol Palin's Igloo
You can call an iceberg a dick, but it's still an iceberg.
As Frosty's lifeless body floated by, his claim in life that he was "hung like a horse" was finally legitimized.
The Republican party just got a new mascot
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I knew Al Gore campaigning to stop global warming had secret interests.
When Michael K just needs something cold and hard...
Who knew Tommy Girl was such a talented ice sculptress ?? !!
Obviously, not Irish.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Tommy Girl's Mothership has Landed.
I don't think this is what Eugene O'Neill meant by "The Iceman Cometh".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
WOW.. I heard 'the Iceman' got cold-cocked in his last UFC match.. but I thought he just got a black eye..
Viagra if you have an erection for more than four hours YOUR FUCKED
This is exactly why we don't need to worry about global warming!
Fresh Catch of the Day: Icelandic Semen!
that's what brit meant by "let me break the ice"....
See! Even God likes to make things into dicks.. it's totally natural.
Nicole Kidman was here!
This week in Life & Style weekly.... A stranger comes forward claiming to be to the father of Trig Paxton Van Palin, revealing all in our EXCLUSIVE interview.
PLUS- The mother's not who you think!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Mother nature takes the phrase "blue balled" to a whole new level.
Finally a dildo that gives Sienna that "full" feeling.
So, THIS is what has really been fucking with that hole in the ozone layer!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
I bet if the Titanic had hit this iceberg, they would have had a much better time "going down."
-ILoveBaseballBats
The Dick-onacci sequence is everywhere in nature.
Another urban myth busted; water does not cause shrinkage.
In an effort to bring Scientology to the masses Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Will Smith propose an alternative to worshipping Xenu.
The Environmental Movement's attempt to recruit the "Bears".
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Proof that global warming is caused by man.
If only this iceberg were around 100 years ago, Titanic would have gone down with a hull full of ice jizz.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Finally!!! Kate Hudson's search is over.
Another bogus sighting of the Cockness Monster.
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Moby Dick doing the back stroke.
Keith Urban's penis after having sex with the ice queen nicole
so i married an iceberg.
if this fucker melts, we're all screwed.
Momma always warned me about getting my tongue stuck on icy poles...
If Michael K were a polar bear, guess where he would perch?
Humans and dinosaurs are much more closely related than previously thought as evidenced by the latest dinosaur bone discovery.
what shrinkage?
Is this what was meant when they said global warming would fuck us all?
Tommy Lee goes for a swim while vacationing in Iceland.
Alaska shows Governor Palin the love.
While Stepford Robot Katie is rehearsing, TommyGirl is dabbling in the ancient art of ice sculpture-making.
We really are screwing the environment.
And you wonder why I'm frigid....