Monday, September 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on
Runners-up:
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13
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United Nations were yesterday accused of desperate tactics to bag Sienna Miller as the face for Anti Global Warming.
Jack Dawson, you won't be king of the world much longer!
Don't worry, as they say, this is just the "tip" of the iceberg...
The "Island of Misfit Sluts," where you will find a diverse array of mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, skig-skag skanks and scallywags, ho's, heifers, heehaws, and hoolihoos.
To think we've had it wrong all these years.....it's actually FATHER nature! Better not let Tommy Girl find out!
In Recent news, Sienna Miller has found her true calling
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its a fucking rat!
The 'wet dream' of liberals. Don't worry, that iceberg won't last ten minutes once Obama's base finds it! And even if they can't find it, with all that hot air coming from Barack and Michelle, that iceberg is TOAST!
You know you have shrinkage when your balls are bigger than your pecker.
Sienna Miller was here 9-12-98
Dispite globally warming..the Penis Caps are still heads above the rim.
hahahaha....Megasm, that WAS funny. LMAO
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Submitted by Megasm on September 12, 2008 - 5:46pm.
No wonder the little mermaid wanted legs.
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LMAO! That's original and funny!
No wonder the little mermaid wanted legs.
Bristol Palin finally meets a dick she likes.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Blue Balls are REAL!!
Hey dad, I've found where the giant landed from Jack and the Beanstalk!
Tommygirls private scientology submarine getting ready to surface.
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Newsflash "Global warming has an effect on blue balls"
Newsflash "Global warming has an effect of blue balls"
One of the many ways Sarah Palin has changed the great state of Alaska.
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Hulk Hogan missin his daughters penis so much he built a life size replica of it.
Bush meant business when he said he planned to coldcock the environment.
The new Herpes vaccine--freeze that fucker 'till it's gone.
When the artist said his next project was sculpting a frozen cunt, Brooke Hogan mistook him for her plastic surgeon.
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Oh my God, that feels great!
That's funny, you don't look Jewish!
Even in the waters off the coast of Alaska, the male to female ratio is foreskin to one.
and that's just the tip of the iceberg...
Is that an iceberg in your ocean....?
Nicole Kidman was here
So Posh really DOES keep it on ice! I KNEW there was no way David could carry all that weight around ALL the time!
It's official, Guiness has just discovered the world's worst case of blue balls.
-OG
A big ice-cold dick floating in sub-zero fluid? It's what brought Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz Beckham into the world.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Neptune's morning wood.
-OG
Just imagine if the water was warm....
Damn shrinkage.
Fishsticks Paltrow called. She wants her dildo back.
The new "Polar Cap" Trojans... now ribbed for her icy pleasure.
Tony Sinclair woz here
The North Pole is ready for some North hole.
With the probability of Sarah Palin moving to Washington, Alaska's near extinct penis snow turtles make a daring trek along the state's rivers.
Michael Phelps' ego just swam by.....
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They are the little marks that use their influence, to help a sentence make more sense!
Imagine the brain freeze you'd get after sucking on this yummy frozen icy treat.
So that's why Polar bears are still in the Arctic... I mean, when you find good dick, you just can't leave.
I swear, I'm a grower! This water is COLD!
Now we know what sank the Titanic....
No wonder a good big penis is hard to find..it's floating in the Antarctic!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
"Air traffic control? This is Capt. John Travlota requesting an emergency landing."
That is how I felt after I watched the Vern Troyer Sex Tape
Ohh ohh yeah ... don't stop
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Did his t-shirt just say "Jogging for Jesus?"
No - there was no g... it said "Joggin' for Jesus."
Nicole Kidman's number one sexual fantasy comes true...a cock that won't melt in the Ice Princess' pussy!
Is it cold outside or are you just glad to see me????