Monday, September 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on
Runners-up:
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13
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Michael Jackson's missing man parts were found recently floating amidst the icy remnants of his career.
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Did his t-shirt just say "Jogging for Jesus?"
No - there was no g... it said "Joggin' for Jesus."
Global Warming Sucks Dick
Sorry. Two minutes after this picture was posted, I flew to Antarctica, fucked the iceberg, then it melted. Like I said, sorry.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
And then God said let their be ice on the poles. (so stfu and stop telling me God doesn't love gays!)
Chilly Willy.
Now that's what I call getting "cold cocked!"
After a record breaking performance in China, Michael Phelps headed north for cold water training to prepare for the winter Olympics this time.
Tommy Boy cruises around inside his Antarctica adventure cruiser and still says he's straight.
Global warming rears its ugly head.
Octopussy finally found its match.
I've heard that the tip of the iceberg is the most sensitive part.
Red Bull on the rocks gives you wings.
The Loch Ness Schwantzter
Ice cold cock...just what the Playboy bunnies ordered.
Ride that, Holly!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
And all this time I thought Fergie meant "diamonds" when she sang, "They buy me all these ices."
Pass the Slurpee, I'm thirsty.
FUCK GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!
Gives the term "blue balls" a whole new meaning.
Well...I guess that's a less embarassing way for pedophiles to announce they've moved in.
Now this is how you cheer up Sienna Miller.
Kevin Spacey is on the other side of the 'berg. He doesn't want anymore scandalous pics hittin' the web.
I bet MK would stick more than just the tip in.
This is where MK goes for winter holidays.
Be careful climbing it. You could get too poled.
New diving sites are coming up everywhere in Antarctica.
I want to ride my icicle.
"If they Titanic saw this than they could really say they got fucked by an ice berg"
"Hey Honey, I didn't find the necklace at the bottom of the ocean but I did find something you might like"
"Ahhh the Cisco Adler effect in nature!"
Sarah Palin's summer home.
Sarah Palin's earmarks went too far when she used federal funds to "erect a monument for Wasilla."
One of the lesser known effects of Global Warming: Blue Balls.
Crapface is the new Crapface
After breaking up with Balthazar Getty, Sienna Miller called up Kate Hudson and told her she found a cure for their "problem."
So the water really is cold as balls in Alaska....
Man, that "Titanic" iceburg's a real dick.
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Dickburg!!...straight ahead!
The coldest and largest dildo on the pelvis of the Earth!
Your face!
SOmeone is dreaming of a white DICKmas!!
Yet another casualty of Alaska's abstinence only policy,
The paparazzi finally got a picture of Tommy Girl's vacation hideaway before they were blocked by the hoards of helicopters.
Why the abominable snowman will never spend another night with Lorena Bobbitt.
"No, baby, I swear, this always happens in cold water..."
Pissed at the rejection of his architectural design of the Ice Hotel, MK moved on to the green pastures of blogging!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Ok wait, no no no no no. This one should be in the photoshop awards, not Caption this! It kind of takes the fun out of Caption this when the thing we're captioning isn't even real. Any idiot can photoshop a penis.
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
In an attempt to be a better Top Model, Isis gets her man-parts frozen off.
And I thought frigid dares were refrigerators.
What Sarah Palin really meant when she said "Fuck the melting ice caps!"
Sienna Miller is moving to Antarctica. Her throne is ready.
I see the eskimo finally came out of his igloo...
Mother Nature explains to world leaders about "shrinkage" of the polar ice caps in a language they can understand.
After a messy divorce, Father Nature literally got the shaft and was sent packing to the Arctic Region.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
LOL Cheez it!