Monday, September 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on
Runners-up:
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13
Thanks Bell
ShareThis
Snow job.
He erected this monument as a testicle to his love then got down on his knees and asked if I'd snowball him until death do us part. - Elton John's partner fondly recalls Elton's proposal.
Director Christopher Nolan unviels pitures from the set of the third Batman: The return of Mr Freeze and the Gruesome blue-some twosome.
The Blueman Group was here.
Snickering could be heard as the masterpiece ice-sculpture at the wedding of Tara Reid was revealed...
hahah cheez-it.. ZING!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
We're fucked.
Well, hey, what do you know? Parasite Hilton will go on a missionary trip, after all. A mission to suck this cock.
Atlas Shrugged, Poseidon Fluffed
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie.
In addition to yelps and squeals researchers discovered male dolphins at the north pole have rather advanced skills at letting females know they are horny.
no wonder polar bearesses, like the north pole.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
Palin's throne at her Fortress of Solitude.
=================================
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Sure he is super sexy and mounds fun, but don't expect him to call you later. Bitch gave me frostbite and then the cold shoulder.
This is the biggest icehole I've been on top of yet!
Now THAT'S what I call Offshore Drilling.
Bristol
Finally, a dildo bigh enough for Jenna Jameson!
Yes, fucking Sienna Miller's vadge of doom will do this to you.
Antarctica......UNCUT!
The sacred altar of the Church of Scientology
The peen of snow has risen and is about to peak.
How early primitive cavemen were first deserving of the name "homo erectus"
And on the seventh day, God created the game stick the tip in.
Obviously bitch is cheating on me. As you can see I ain't responsible for no green polar bears...
No wonder the Titanic didn't make it.
Global shrinkage.
(that is not my caption, but I'm submitting on behalf of Jeffro11)
**edited**
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The long hot summer just passed me by.
Proof that God is a man.
Things are looking pretty up for the Southern Penis-sula.
They must be about to unveil the prototype for the custom built Tom Cruise Ducati.
Proof that the cold doesn't always cause shrinkage.
After Santa's off season high speed sled test run ended in catastrophic failure, the elves had a tough job with body part retrieval.
=================================
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
The real father of Sarah Palin's grandchild is exposed.....and why he couldn't make it to GNC.
Who said Mother Nature wasn't taking global warming hard?
So THAT'S what happened to Levi Johnston's penis
Worst case of blue balls on record.
I never really had any interest in seeing the North Pole until now...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Don't be too hard on him- it's a little cold out there.
This is Anderson Cooper, reporting to you live from the Northwest Passage.
Further updates as events warrant.
ROTFL Salem's on FAHR too!
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
The number one reason to vote for Obama: effects of global warming on penis.
Maybe he just isn't that into you.
the C Word♥ *mwuah!* ITA!! Genius. ElB's got me on the floor! Ahem. *gets up, brushes off knees, wipes mouth, kisses ElB, goes back to captioning*
Alaska welcomes home Sarah Palin.
I always wondered what the term "Ice Queen" meant, Now I know.
Poor Keith Urban. The Ice Queen strikes again!
Anyone who said global warming was BS can SUCK MOTHER NATURE'S DICK!
Dairy King
DoninNY
Global Steroids use hit an all time high today as the Arctics wanger fell off and drifted out to sea. The Arctic had this to say: "Ya, the other continents are making fun, but MLB just signed me to a 5 year deal! Now maybe people will stop judging me for just being the North POLE!"
Big deal I've seen bigger.
While the Grinch's heart grew three times larger that day, Snow Miser's cock wasn't so lucky.
Obama's Lawyers sneak into Alaska to dig up dirt on Palin