Monday, September 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on
Runners-up:
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13
Thanks Bell
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Brody Jenner's only chance of saving his little buddy.
DoninNY
Scientists have confirmed the world's biggest case of blue balls. Ouch!
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 12, 2008 - 2:33pm
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Bye ElB - as always, tnx for the laffs!
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
El Bastardo
"@ Clarisse! #1 of course tut tut."
*pulls off sweat suit, granny panties and baseball cap*
Excellent!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
The reason why God created global warming....penis envy.
El B, pack warm for your trip! Have a good one!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 12, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Glad to see Captain Scott died happy!
I'm out! Bye Fools :o)
HOLLA!!!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Frigid dick.
Confusion about Britney's new found concern over global warming has just been answered.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Glad to see Captain Scott died happy!
I'm out! Bye Fools :o)
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Opting not to be immortalized n a mountain, George W. Bush looked north for his presidential monument.
The ice sculptor finished his carving, not caring that a life-size likeness of Tommy Lee's crotch may make other men feel inadequate.
A little ass dust with that scotch?
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 12, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 12, 2008 - 6:28pm.
So that's why ocean water is salty.
DAMN! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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No, really. That's why.
(aka - I also LMAO'd:D)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
We now know what MK meant when he said stop by for a cold one!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Icebergs-Destroyer of cruise liners and futures of vice presidential candidates daughters since 1912.
I love "where Slurpees come from"! And along the lines of Dannygirl's Jessica comment (lest I be accused of copying): Sienna finally finds something big enough to soothe her weary pussy.
Caution - may cause serious brain freeze.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Tom Cruise spent all the money Katie made on "Mad Money" on this signaling device for Xenu.
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 12, 2008 - 6:28pm.
So that's why ocean water is salty.
DAMN! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on September 12, 2008 - 2:49pm.
That's the coolest avatar I've ever seen! My favorite episode of my favorite cartoon!
Mrs. Claus has way to much time on her hands.
One wrong turn and they havent got such 'Happy Feet'
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 12, 2008 - 2:58pm.
So that's why ocean water is salty.
holy crap! ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING!
So that's why ocean water is salty.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Thx Helena, so many good ones today! Picking a wiener will be tough today!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Submitted by mariobkny on September 12, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Dear Sarah Palin,
SUCK IT!!
mother earth
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Yeah, babay! Now, that's my religion talking right there!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
For those global warming skeptics... mother nature has a message for you 'suck it!'
The North Pole really does exist!
Gives new meaning to "just the tip" of the iceberg.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 12, 2008 - 1:22pm.
When Eskimos die, they were sometimes set adrift on a ice drift. If MK were an Eskimo, this would be his ice drift.
Freaking hilarious! And so true ...
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I am a DJ and I've got believers.
that's one hell of a case of blue balls.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Dear Sarah Palin,
SUCK IT!!
mother earth
Mario BKNYC
An Inconvenient Truth: The foreskin of our icebergs are just melting away.
"The thing to remember is that it was very cold when this picture was taken"
A telling final salute from the polar ice cap!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 12, 2008 - 2:16pm.
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
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Forget the picture!
LMAO!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I've heard of using refridgerated cucumbers, but this is a little redickulous.
Gives new meaning to "just the tip".
You don't want to know what the real reason is for rising sea levels...
Palin's idea of a snow mobile. Hop on back McCain! And by back I do actually mean your asshole.
Damn you guys have some great comments today...imma thinkin o one!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
When Eskimos die, they were sometimes set adrift on a ice drift. If MK were an Eskimo, this would be his ice drift.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Wahahahaha Jeffro you're killin me today!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Her highness, Angielina Jolie, used her great powers to erect symbols of her reign in all regions of the world.
sneak peek at a prop from Disney's "Miley Cyrus On Ice" show!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
No wonder the Polar Bears are becoming extinct.
The Titanic Never Saw This Cumming.
If you think that's cool wait until they turn on the switch for the fountain!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?