Monday, September 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on
Runners-up:
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13
Thanks Bell
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Ha ha! Sarah Palin's dildo!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Ms Williams
If erection lasts longer than 400 years please get to the nearest hospital
The photo evidence of Bill Clinton from the Lewinsky trial comes out. Evidently Hillary is as frigid as they say.
All that was left of poor Frosty due to global warming.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
So this was the ice sculpture Sarah Palin ordered for her daughter's birthday.
For their reunion tour The Village People find their new stage set.
Global Warming has nothing on this kind of 'Shrinkage'
The Arctic loves it's semen!
@ Clarisse! #1 of course tut tut. Didnt ya know! :o)
Peenice and testicicles.
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
This wasn't the cuntry house up north Sienna Miller had in mind, but it'll work.
Prop for Sarah Palin's daughter's not sooo sweet sixteen party .....
Have A Jenn-Tastic day
Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 2:10pm.
HAHAHAHAAA!! and eeewwwwww!
man these are gonna be some good ones!
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Tnx missy! :)
Mk's gonna have a hard time picking winners...!
Clarisse, ElB, sweetas, angel, et al - LMAO!!!!
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
This is the real reasons why sailors stayed out at sea for so long.
Cantcha just leave BigFoot have a bath in peace???
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
The C Word!!
Slurpees!!!!!! NICE!!!!!
El B.,
"Hahaha! Its not on my wishlist but i'll put it between swimmimg with dolphins and visiting the gardens of Babylon!! :o)"
And "Flying to the states to "visit" Clarisse" is where on this list?
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Mother Nature got so pissed about the "Lipstick on a Pig" comment that even she grew a penis in retaliation.
{Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily}
Hard as ice.
He's a grower not a shower.
Sweetas!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
You think that's impressive, you should have seen it BEFORE it got cold!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
well, she asked for a blue-vein throbber!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
And now, all that's needed, an Eskimo Pie.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by The C word on September 12, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Where Slurpees come from.
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HAHAHAHAAA!! and eeewwwwww!
man these are gonna be some good ones!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
New at Dairy Queen Penis popsicles now with creamy filling.
Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I've NEVER seen a whale doing backstroke before !
HAHA!!!
dude you ever see a whale erection? they are BIGGER than this. Surrsley.
Hahaha! Its not on my wishlist but i'll put it between swimmimg with dolphins and visiting the gardens of Babylon!! :o)
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Cold cocked!
missy♥! LOL!!! *rubs our boobies together*
Where Slurpees come from.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Wait until Tommy Girl finds out. Let the countdown till the Travolta Jealous Breakdown begin.
Government Announcement:
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!
QUICK GET A HOLD OF MONICA LEWINSKY!
Ice Prick
He claimed the rash was freezer burn but I knew better.
(you guys are *killing* me today! :D )
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
There she blows...
Looks like Diddy isn't the only dick you can spot from miles around.
abominable snow shlong
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I've NEVER seen a whale doing backstroke before !
HAHA!!!
dude you ever see a whale erection? they are BIGGER than this. Surrsley.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I've heard of Jewish Goldbergs but never Jewish Icebergs, hmmmmmm Kosher!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Knowing how bad Jessica's throat hurt, Papa Joe knew this was the only way she'd get some relief.
After years of being a sore loser, MTV finally found an award for Kanye West. Biggest Dickhead of the century.
so now we know who the father of Bristol Palin's baby is...
... and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
It was just "Moby" before Captain Ahab saw the great white whale up close.
*nods to sweetas♥♥♥*
*unsatisfied, runs over and tongue kisses sweetas*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Sarah Palin! We found your dildo.
Finally, scientific proof that white penises are not smaller than black ones.
The secret headquarters of Cheney.
El B "Antardick" and M.E. "cold cocked"
Bwahahahaha!! xoxoxo
A Convenient Truth: Finally, a positive effect of global warming... a giant dildo!
Mating times for the Lochness Monster.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Global climate changes claims yet another victim. This is all that remains of the once fierce and threatening abominable snowman. Somewhere deep in the Himalayas, his little yeti children are crying for their father.
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I am a DJ and I've got believers.
I've NEVER seen a whale doing backstroke before !
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
The ultimate ice sculpture for whore parties.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?