Monday, September 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!
When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on
Runners-up:
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13
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There's a little sign on it that reads "Nicole Kidman was here."
Loosing Jack was traumatic for Rose. On her way to New York everything she saw reminded her of him....
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Where are they now?
Not being able to shake the abuse he suffered as a child actor, Frosty turned to alcohol and drugs to dull the pain. Making a reputation for himself as unreliable, he could no longer find reputable work, so he turned to the porn industry...
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
now we know where the expression 'blue balls' came from!
"In other news, Sienna Miller drowned today when she attempted to swim 1500 miles to the Arctic Circle."
No, I didn't say one for my Icehole???
" What?, seriously what? Its bloody cold here!!"
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
"Future Memorial Site for Ron Jeremy"
Fuck you, Global Warming!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Global Warming took care of the circumcision.
Nicole Kidman's baby-daddy finally breaks free...
Dick Dust
Looks like Scott was the lucky one, Amundsen couldnt sit down for a decade on discovering that pole first!
Ta speaky and iheart :o)
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Why do they call him "Moby Dick"?
An Inconvient Truth! Bend over America!
A Monument in Alaska dedicated to Sarah Palin
Lake Flacid gets a new fountain, courtesy of Viagra.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Jeebus Orca! Put your toys away.
Sienna finally found one she couldnt handle...
Don't tell Tommy Girl about this Glacier! It's on the brink of extinction, and let's all try to keep it floating around for as long as possible.
Samantha Ronson, usually the careful packer, lost something during her last cross-Atlantic flight that Lindsey isn't too happy about.
I triple-dog dare you to put your tongue on it!!!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 12, 2008 - 1:52pm.
"The biggest glass dildo in the world went on display today..."
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LOL! And thus begins the glass dildo chain.
For my money, I'd want something a smidge longer than that.
I'd hit it..
Sarah Palin quickly moves Bristol out of Alaska.
Flawless like some cut ice.
Jennifer wanted the world to know just how big John Mayer's penis was so she took ice sculpting classes from Sarah Palin to produce this tribute.
"The biggest glass dildo in the world went on display today..."
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
The viral marketing for Vanilla Ice's big comeback begins.
I'm gonna need to run to the pharmacy for some KY Warming Gel.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
What the polar bear sluts will miss most when the ice caps melt.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 12, 2008 - 1:44pm.
So this is the tip of the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
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They were only supposed to put the head of it in. :-O
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Ok the latest ads for the new movie "Towelhead" have gone too far...
Stays hard 'till spring!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
not a caption: first thing that came to mind was "cold as fire, baby, hot as ice". def brit´s year...
**whatever**
Someone get Sienna on the line NOW!
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 12, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Antardick.
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AHAHAHAHAHA!
Not a caption: I'd go barebutt sledding on that.
Alaska, prepare to get drilled.
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I am a DJ and I've got believers.
Too bad it'll only shrink!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
The ice cube facials can be painful.
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 12, 2008 - 11:46am.
Antardick.
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AHAHAHHAHAHA El B!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Sarah Palin responds to being called an icy cunt
...and thus the Friday postings on dlisted.com came to a screeching halt, as MK set out in his canoe in search of his frosty dream.
Not a caption....but holy wow. We all had the titanic in mind...lol.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
"Don't worry, baby. There's 90% more below the surface."
Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "blue balls"
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Antardick.
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I had heard the Titanic got fucked....but this is crazy!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...