The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!

When you said there was a picture of a penis swimming in a vast open frigid space, I expected it to be attached to Guy Ritchie. - Cheez-It on

Runners-up:

When it comes, does it shoot ice cubes? - ISprainedMyUvula

Finally a penis cold enough to with stand Nicole Kidman's vagina. - Salem 13

Thanks Bell

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:44pm.

My Ex finally made the D LISTED! Frigid Prick!

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Thanks, ANGEL! I love my Sarah Gollum!

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:44pm.

Not a caption: this beaut is going into my avvie folder!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:44pm.

So this is the tip of the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:43pm.

Historians have found the iceberg that f*cked the Titanic.

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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:43pm.

And they say women are frigid.

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The long hot summer just passed me by.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:43pm.

Despite the official story, there were a few warning signs the Titanic crew should have heeded.

*giggles like Beavis*

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:43pm.

Benji was left heartbroken and bewildered, wondering why Paris had suddenly booked an overnight flight to Antarctica.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:42pm.

Talk about cold cock!

Submitted by Dea on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:42pm.

wow, i guess the planet really is too hot.

**whatever**

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:42pm.

Looks a little bit cold, doesn't it?

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:41pm.

Talk about blue balls.

Submitted by 2Di4 on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:41pm.

is this going to spur another dlister comment chain about cold glass sex toys?

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 1:41pm.

Geez, giving head is bad enough sometimes but now you're telling me I have to deal with brain freeze, too???

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ