Attack Of The Clones

I can only tell Brooke Hogan and her daddy's girlfriend apart, because the other chick has a turtle head. Seriously, I think one of Brooke's low hangers is bigger than that chick's head. Other than that, they pretty much look like twins.

I'm sure Hulk Hogan is always crawling into the wrong bed. Ugh. Gross. I swear that house is full of SUCIO!

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Submitted by Justin B. on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 8:41am.

one more thing, brooke HOGan is as thick as a fucking tree. damn, not a good look for a "woman"--the jury is still out on that one.

Submitted by Justin B. on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 8:39am.

They should have named her Butch instead of Brooke. very manly looking chick.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 4:29pm.

Broke Balkan and Bulk Broken.

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Submitted by Tubereuse on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 3:37pm.

The littler one is having sex with Hulk Hogan? Oh, gross.

Submitted by JaneDoe on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 3:12pm.

is Broke the one with big nose?
I've heard that big nose means someone has big penis. yep, I think the one with big nose has it.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 13, 2008 - 5:26am.

Submitted by Team Valtrex 6:10am.

I can tell them apart. Brooke's the one with the penis.

Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 10:40am.

The gf chick looks like OJ's whorefriend: Christine Brody or some shit like that.

Submitted by Suki on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 9:48am.

MK hit it right on...that house IS full of SUCIO INDEED! GROSS!!!!!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 9:13am.

Um...you guys keep talking about the ugly best friend but isn't that her Daddy's girlfriend? It must be nice he's dating someone she can really relate to - being her age and all...

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 5:57am.

Hogan goes from a legendary WWE wrestler...all to this...*sigh*

"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 5:26am.

Submitted by Team Valtrex 6:10am.

I can tell them apart. Brooke's the one with the penis.

Submitted by Manimal5 7:53am.

I can't tell if the girlfriends head is tiny or if Bulks head is just huge.

LMTO. Those two posts are worth repeating.

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Lullaby - accoustic
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:30am.

You know there is some serious fucked up fuckery going down in the Hogan hell hole.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:07am.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on September 13, 2008 - 1:02am.

Yeah, I find myself looking the other way too. Fewer nightmares about being wrapped in Brooke's 24inch pythons.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 1:02am.

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Killin' me!;-> You know how the league works:
They suspend a coupla' guys @ the beginning of the year to show the public that they take PED usage seriously...then they look the other way.I'm sure to maintain "competitive balance"-they'd look the other way on these two.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:59am.

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Women who do that "ugly best friend" schtik are so transparent.It's just not saying good things.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:53am.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on September 13, 2008 - 12:51am.
Shawne Merriman is done for the year with a knee injury.Why have'nt these two been signed off the practice squad?
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The testosterone levels in their bloodstreams are a dead giveaway for the HGH abuse.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 12:51am.

Shawne Merriman is done for the year with a knee injury.Why have'nt these two been signed off the practice squad?

Submitted by Monalicious on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 11:07pm.

Tigerlily......... you are so right!!! That's what I did at my "big wedding" when I married my first hubby. My Maid of Honor and Bridesmaids were butt-f#cking ugly!!!! But, I looked like a princess!!! Another lesson my Grandma taught me........ Always have a (as she called it) homely friend.
Why does it seem like Brooke and Jessica Simpson are morphing into each other? These days, I have to look twice at pics.

Living well is the best revenge.......

Submitted by Dashboard Barbie on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 10:02pm.

Brooke *cupping a fart* says to her new momma "Here's my hand, open it wide, there you'll find a big surprise"

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I told ya I was trouble...

Submitted by patty cake on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 9:40pm.

she has elephant knees

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 8:59pm.

I can only tell Brooke Hogan and her daddy's girlfriend apart, because the other chick has a turtle head.
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Submitted by beerbohmlink on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 8:28pm.

----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 8:23pm.

You know, I gotta give credit where credit is due...Brooke Hogan figured out the whole "if you want to look less fug, hang out with someone fuglier than you..." (Golden rule btw, always works...not that I would know personally...*hanging tiger head in shame*...). Anyway, you know it was Brooke who told TurtleHead she looked extra hot with her hair up like that...you know she did...

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Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 8:05pm.

This family is weapons-grade white trash.

Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 7:54pm.

I wonder if the Hogans get together with the Simpsons and compare notes?

Both situations just creep me out!

Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 7:51pm.

Does the girlfriend have rickets or something? What's wrong with her legs?

Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 7:25pm.

She looks like Hulk Hogan in a Brittney Spears Halloween costume.

I'm sorry, that was too cruel.

She looks like popeye in a blond wig after he was stung by 1000 bees.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 6:47pm.

There's a major creep factor goin on there!! And turtle head!!! LMFAO!!!

Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 6:34pm.

My dick is bigger than her fat arms.

Submitted by Jexxifer on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 6:04pm.

Jesus and God on the same Presidential ticket?

Nepotism at its finest!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 5:53pm.

I can't tell if the girlfriends head is tiny or if Bulks head is just huge.

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Submitted by chrissy poo on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 5:37pm.

oh my goodness, hsi girlfriends head IS really tiny! whenever i see Brook Hogan, i smile a little to myself, because she reminds of this self righteous preachers daughter that lives in my town and hates me but is sticky sweet to everyone else. you all know someone like this, she went to Barbazon, wears tranny like makeup, and loves jesus...lordy

Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 5:26pm.

I truly cannot stand that manly Brooke...she is so full of ripe ca-ca...and what is she so "famous" for...everytime I see her she looks more and more manly...god, aren't her 15 minutes up already????

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 5:19pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 12, 2008 - 9:55pm.
DAE, figures. That pair always stick together. LOL.

Hey, someone's gotta chill with the God! ;0)

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:55pm.

DAE, figures. That pair always stick together. LOL.

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So baby yes I know what I am
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:49pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 12, 2008 - 9:08pm.

So when did god join the Presidential campaign and more importantly - who the fuck is his VP candydate?

Jesus

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Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:48pm.

lOL where is the rest of her chin? Or head for that matter!

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:45pm.

Clarisse on September 12, 2008 - 4:35pm

The ones my cats haven't hi-jacked, I keep in a secret place.

speakit on September 12, 2008 - 4:37pm.

*makes a normal pony tail*
What?
I shop at the WalMart for groceries and some other shit that is just cheaper there.
But Target is my soul mate, I can roam and wind up dropping $100 for no good reason.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:41pm.

speakit on September 12, 2008 - 4:17pm.

*takes scrunchie out of my hair*

My hair is so long and its so hot here in FL I have to do the ponytail thing at least half the day!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:39pm.

Jim is the new comingback. LOL

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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:37pm.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 12, 2008 - 4:32pm.

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AWwww..it's okay. You don't wear a side ponytail do you? cuz then I am so pointing and laughing.

I have about 5469842512513574 things for my hair. It's ridiculous. Oh and I loooove Target.
Wal-mart sux!

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:35pm.

LOL Bradi! AKA Sweetcheeks!!

I know! I read that and thought, uh, oh shit! I have about 50 of those things floating around my house!!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:32pm.

speakit on September 12, 2008 - 4:17pm.

Is that a scrunchie on her arm? They still sell those?

*hides scrunchie stash in bottom drawer just purchased at Target*

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:17pm.

Is that a scrunchie on her arm? They still sell those?

Submitted by sandman on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:14pm.

the hulkster def has a type.
his wife, gf & daughter could be sisters
very creepy

Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:13pm.

Freud would have a field day dissecting this scary family dynamic.

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Submitted by Bonasera on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:10pm.

Lol at the two bags comment. So true.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:10pm.

I can tell them apart. Brooke's the one with the penis.

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Submitted by maDalice on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:09pm.

She's got a turtle head and pigeon toes.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 4:08pm.

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Submitted by Stoney
DAE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Nl406eKWM

"Everyone knows my opinion on like voting and stuff. You know who I'm voting for? I'm voting for God. He's the party of freedom."

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So when did god join the Presidential campaign and more importantly - who the fuck is his VP candydate?

Hmmm, so if Brooke is voting for, er, freedom - is one to assume she doesn't have enough already? Maybe she's just being compassionate to the rest of us cracker spawn.