Who Is The Father Of Kelly Taylor's Kid?
I know. There's no way Mimi La Rue is the father. First of all, she's not male. Second of all, she's in heaven. Third of all, she would never get near that skanky tramp Kelly Taylor! I just wanted to post her beautiful picture. I miss seeing her cranky face.
So! The father of Kelly Taylor's 4-year-old son will be revealed on "90210" this Tuesday. I'll have to watch it on Wednesday night, because of my Tivo issues. The producer bitches of the show told People that there's a possibility the daddy will show up on a future episode.
Kelly has already said that she went to high school with the daddy and they have a history. They stopped talking after high school, but did sexy times together 4 years ago and she got knocked up. I knew Kelly didn't use protection. Dirty tramp! Kelly and the daddy haven't had much contact since.
Also, on the first episode, Kelly was on the phone with Brandon Walsh when her kid walked in.
Personally, I'm hoping that it's Nat. He needs a major storyline. But I'm pretty sure it's going to be Brandon. At least, I hope it's Brandon. Dylan has probably spent the last 5 years in a mental hospital because he never got over losing the love of his life....Brenda. Furthermore, why do I care?
While I stew on that question, watch this scene between that fugly whorebag Kelly and the legendary Miss Walsh. All I want is for Brenda to smash that cup over Kelly's stupid head. And I laughed when Brenda said Donna's baby is "cute." Brenda is such a good liar.
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Jim ~ turn off your cap lock. No need to scream as we're not visually deaf.
Wimps.
I can take you, Jim. You can bust a CAP in my ass.
Ladies I would love a piece of the Jimbo action as well, but I'm afraid he just may be too much for me. *sigh*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
@speakit and green is good
Sigh, I know. Jim is just too much man for one woman.
I prolly don't have any choice, I must share him.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Ha ha ha! Mrs.Kravitz, I'm sure there's plenty of jim to go around.
If not: DRINKING CONTEST!
Yes, this show is complete crap. I watched the first episode and cringed the entire time.
But I am interested in WHO fathered Kelly's baby.
Due to my boredom and disinterest in the new 90210...I have to mention that I'm listening to Lucious Jackson and when I listen to them I think of Samantha Ronson. I don't know why.
@Mrs. K
Don't worry! I'm not picking on your man. But if he sees me seductively licking and sucking this blow pop, I can't be held responsible for what happens.
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 1:51pm.
I could not say it better myself. Quieter, but not better.
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There's a reason we call him ALL CAPS JIM. He always types WITH ALL CAPS and it is one of the many reasons we all love him.
Stand back girls, he's MINE!!!!!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by jim on September 12, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I ♥ you
Call me, goddamit!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
I still can't believe this shit got revived. Next thing, they'll be doing a Melrose Place redux.
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jim, you are a poet!
*Doffs hat, bows in a courtly fashion*
Submitted by jim on September 12, 2008 - 4:50pm.
AND PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR TIME BETTER THEN TO WASTE IT ON THIS SHIT..WATCH HISTORY CHANNEL, NEO. GEOGRAPHIC, TAKE A BONG LOAD AND STARE AT THE WALL, DRINK A BEER OR FIVE, GO FOR A WALK, WIPE YOUR ASS AGAIN, GET RID OF ALL YOUR DINGLEBERRIES..ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS COMPLETE WORTHLESS FUCKING SHIT!!
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I could not say it better myself. Quieter, but not better.
Wouldn't it stand to reason that Brenda would have mentioned having a niece if the child was in fact Brandon's?
Well, if it IS Brandon, and she never told him, she wouldn't tell Brenda. Right?
WHAT IS COMINGBACK???
AND PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR TIME BETTER THEN TO WASTE IT ON THIS SHIT..WATCH HISTORY CHANNEL, NEO. GEOGRAPHIC, TAKE A BONG LOAD AND STARE AT THE WALL, DRINK A BEER OR FIVE, GO FOR A WALK, WIPE YOUR ASS AGAIN, GET RID OF ALL YOUR DINGLEBERRIES..ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS COMPLETE WORTHLESS FUCKING SHIT!!
Its Mrs. Walsh.
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Dick happens! - MK
Jason HATED working on 90210 after a couple of years, which is why he started directing. However, if he needs the money, then he may do a few episodes.....
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
If Brandon were the dad, then wouldn't there be references to "Aunt Brenda" or "your nephew"? I think it's Dylan.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I dnt thinks its brandon cus I heard he's not gonna be on the show, I hope it's Dylan...i Loves me sum Luke Perry
I say it's Dylan.
Well, it's not Steve!! That would be too obvious since the kid also has crazy-@$$ wavy hair - DUH!!
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She's running for US President!!!
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In the series finally, Kelly goes back to rekindle her relationship with Dylan. That was in 2000. Can we guess they stayed together for 4 years, she got knocked up and didn't tell him?
Didn't she get knocked up by Brandon in college too, but had a miscarriage?
It's Dylan.
Wait, how long has this shit been off the air?
Smart money is on Dylan.
Funny money is on Daddy Walsh.
She hates Brenda more than she loves her pride.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Yes, Nat. Hehe.... That be fun.
Nice Mullett Steve.
Who else was in HS? She said they has "history" sooooooo, that could be Brandon, Dylan, Steve? Fuck any of the dudes there.
Pft.
The father is Kelly herself, the hermaphrodite whore.
The baby's daddy is gonna be Hilary Swank, who tied down Kelly into lesbianism, forced her to carry the baby, and fucked up her figure!
How you like them apples?, sluts?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
I have only seen one episode of 90210 and it was the show where Donna had sex and it was boring and the hair and outfit , where do I begin.............................
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
MK.. WTH? Are 90210 people giving you kick backs or something?
Definitely Brandon or Dylan, but I won't be watching to find out!
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
Well since her and Dylan were together through the end of high school, it can't be him then right?
And remember that bs about Dylan and Brenda living together in London when Brandon was engaged to that other chick? I remember Kelly walking on the beach alone thinking about this shit. Damn the FX network!
WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS SHIT??
mimi la rue? bawahhhhhahhaaaa
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
BROOKE HOGAN????
MICHAEL!
WE NEED MAURY FOR THIS SHIT!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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It's David SILVER!
Kidding, that would be gross, they were step-siblings.
I hope it's David Silver. What- they were only step brother and step sister! You don't get any more soap opera-y than that!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Didn't the original series end with Donna and David getting married and Dylan coming back for Kelly?
OMG!
I almost feel like I am in The States watching this abysmal trash!
R.I.P., Aaron Spelling!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/