Friday, September 12th 2008

Barbara Walters Is Nuts!


John McCain was on "The View" this morning and turned the joint upside down. Although, that's not hard to do. John he wants the constitution interpreted the way that it was originally written. This didn't sit well with Whoopi and she responded: ""Should I be worried about being a slave, about being returned to slavery because certain things happened in the Constitution that you had to change?" If only Cindy McCain was sitting there at the time! She would've freaked out and ran for the nearest medicine cabinet.

That's what Barbara Walters should have done instead of opening her mouth and saying, "Us white folk will take care of you!" WTF?! Is Babs cutting her Metamucil with crack again?! She sounded like Miss Millie from "The Color Purple." Seriously, Babs needs to go to her room, lock the door, put a warm towel on her head and lay down for a real long time.

Even Sherri couldn't believe this fuckery! I think Hasselcrack probably went caca in her white silk panties. Joy seemed to be the only one enjoying this shit.

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Deb on September 12, 2008 - 6:11pm

Well now you've gone and done it.
The Republican surrogate voices will not answer a direct question directly, so prepare to be told you are blind and deaf.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Mel-Tang's picture

I think McCain has some good ideas, and he seems smart and coherent for his 'old' age. lol
I think a lot of people ARE worried that if something happens to him, we are going to be left with Palin. I think she is somewhat flighty and not overly qualified, but I'm sure in the event that she had to take over, she would have enough 'people' to help her through the Presidency. Not the best way to go, but possible, I guess.

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Best line from a Woody Allen movie...

"If Jesus came back and found out what people were doing in his name, he would never stop throwing up." Hannah and Her Sisters

Seems appropos for this election.

findleynb's picture

it was a bad attempt at humor. stop making it bigger than it is.

Mel-Tang's picture

I do! They are whole grains that are very good for you.

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Submitted by Deb on September 12, 2008 - 6:11pm.

How is it that anyone with a brain would rather have "a regular person" as the Commander in Chief of the USA, rather than a well-educated, intellectual person?

The American electorate is dominated by ignorant fucks, that's how. :)

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Cheez-It
I think people who are thrilled with Obama are full of shit. It really is just a reaction to how much they hate Bush...and rightfully so. But I think anybody who's passionate about him must really be good at lying to themselves. And yes Rev. Wrights church is more disgusting then anything Sara Palin ever went to

YUP!! I totally agree. You don't go to a church that preaches hate for the white man "OUT LOUD" and expect it not to be an issue whe you run for "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA". We just have to chose the lesser of two evils. I would prefer a presidential ticket of Biden and MCcain. Yeah I'm crazy like that, haha.
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Hey Mix Well... that was me douchebaggie!! I was 'joking' and being 'sarcastic.' You will find a lot of that on here.

Laugh a little.

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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 12, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Thats why my vote is McCain.
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you don't even know the difference between Alfalfa and Buckwheat, so no surprise there.

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Mel-Tang
You forgot the sun glasses

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 5:03pm.

OMG, I used to LOVE Soupy when I was a kid! His sons ended up in a shitty band with David Bowie in the 90's.

"Here's a How is it That..."

How is it that anyone with a brain would rather have "a regular person" as the Commander in Chief of the USA, rather than a well-educated, intellectual person?

One more:

How is it that some people that claim to be Christians are the most mean-spirited, intolerant people on the planet?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Mix Well's picture

to the brainiac that said Walters couldn't be racist because she had a black boyfriend...i'm sure the slave owners who fucked their slaves weren't racist either. moron.

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Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 5:53pm.

Im 17 and I tent to be kind of mean and bitchy so, im trying not to be mean today and say something like I think Barbara walters is a crazy old hobag who does not have a brain

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Mel-Tang. And look at what everyone complains about in this election between Palin + Obama. Lack of experience and wacky religious affiliations. So do you vote for the guy that will be president or the one who has 33% chance of becoming president. Thats why my vote is McCain.

Mel-Tang's picture

Alright, I'm starting the bid at $5.00 that Barbara comes out in blackface tomorrow and does a little dance.

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Manimal5, LMAO! I just got a great visual. However, doesn't John already look like a stiff corpse? He can't even turn his head when he's in a suit and he's looking over his shoulder trying to find Palin. LOL

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Cheez-It....you are right. I don't believe that he could go to the same church/cult for 20+ years and claim that he NEVER heard a sermon that contained anything associated with racism. I knew Wright was a racist after seeing a two minute excerpt from one of his sermons. And the wacky church/cult that Palin goes to is no better. All of these loons need to leave their religious beliefs OUT of the election process and not try to inflict it on the voters. Church and State are supposed to be separated, right?

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 12, 2008 - 6:02pm.
John McCain must feel like crap knowing that pretty much everyone thinks he's going to die in office from old age. LMAO
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If he does die in office they'll just prop him up in a chair like "Weekend at Bernie's", while Sarah is running the show.

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*pricks finger, watches blood come out, not shit*

Theory discounted.
Next.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Oh, and people who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.

Consider that stolen.
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with pleasure, tateleh, what's mine is yours.

In fact I stole it from Soupy Sales.

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The only way it would of been better is if she called them "coloreds"

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Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 5:57pm.

Oh for the love of crap.

Isn't there a political thread somewhere for all these mccain /obama people to rush to and start arguing amongst themselves?

And strangely enough, the majority are relatively new names on dlisted...hmmmmm

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Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.

There are some who think anything over the age of 30 is "old".

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From a psychological point of view mankind recognizes as OLD anyone 10+ years older.

I'm 22. If you are over 30, to me, you're old.
But I still love your ass cause I'm cute like that.

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ComedyTragedy

I think people who are thrilled with Obama are full of shit. It really is just a reaction to how much they hate Bush...and rightfully so. But I think anybody who's passionate about him must really be good at lying to themselves. And yes Rev. Wrights church is more disgusting then anything Sara Palin ever went to.

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John McCain must feel like crap knowing that pretty much everyone thinks he's going to die in office from old age. LMAO

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Deb- Not sure. All I know is neither of them are cottony soft!!!! Imagine the scratches on their asses!! OUCH

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Gwad...I get physically ill when I think of McCain getting elected, dying in office in a couple of months, and having that monstrous woman as our president. She is completely unqualified and holds some of the most extremist views of anyone who has EVER run for VP.

Don't even get me started on the pentecostal church she goes to. If I wanted to live in a theocracy, I would have moved to Iran.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 2:59pm.

Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 2:53pm.

If you don't mind my asking, how old are you?
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I am not sure if yiooooooo is still here... so I'll tell you. She just turned 17, and she is a doll, IMHO.

sorry to butt in.
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You said butt.

And you said it deliberately.

Is there something you want to share with the room?

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 12, 2008 - 4:55pm.

My mom's fam used the Sears catalogue in the Depression. Is that downscale from JC Penny? LOL!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

xxyxz's picture

OMFG!!!

What will rosie say on her blog?

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Submitted by jim on September 12, 2008 - 2:51pm.

OF COURSE WHOOPI GOES TO THE RACE CARD..YES WHOOPI WE ARE BRINGING BACK SLAVERY LIKE THE OLD TIMES AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WIPE ARE ASSES WITH LEAVES AND OLD NEWSPAPER..YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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What do you do if you live in a glass house, but don't HAVE a basement? lol

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Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 2:53pm.

If you don't mind my asking, how old are you?
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I am not sure if yiooooooo is still here... so I'll tell you. She just turned 17, and she is a doll, IMHO.

sorry to butt in.

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TITS's picture

Oh, and people who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.

Consider that stolen.

Mel-Tang's picture

Cheez-It.... but she had a black bf back in the stone age! She COULDN'T be racist! lol

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Did anyone see the clip this morning on GMA of Charlie Gibson questioning Sarah Palin? It was gold. I think Charlie should be VP. Seriously. I would vote for him in a second.

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TITS's picture

Oh for the love of crap.

Isn't there a political thread somewhere for all these mccain /obama people to rush to and start arguing amongst themselves?

Fuck.

And Fuck.

Even the 'caption this' piece is being polluted with their vitriol.

Cheez-It's picture

Does this Barbara is racist? Some sort of Freudian slip that she believes in white mans burden. If O'reilly said that he'd definitely be called a bigot.

letinstar's picture

i hate "the view"...but these old birds asked harder questions than the good old boys did on the other news stations...

and honesty, i'm following this political race closely because the outcome will determine whether i need to move to another country...
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It's true! I saw an interview with an old lady who said she was so poor when she was a child that she and her family used the JC Penney catalog's to wipe their asses cause it was free and delivered to their outside poo center. And she was white!

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Submitted by Comedytragedy on September 12, 2008 - 2:46pm.

Don't get me started on Sarah's alleged extremist church.
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it is not "allegedly" extremist. It's just plain ol' garden variety extremist.

Oh, and people who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.

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I agree with you ComedyTragedy. I have a feeling Obama has some suppressed racism in him, but he's not going to let on to it for the sake of the election. I don't trust him. Or anyone else for that matter. lol

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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 2:18pm.

im pretty sure that Barbara dint knew what to say and just say the first thing that came to her , she is so old im pretty sure that she was a waitress at the egyptian pyramids
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yio, if that is the first thing that comes to her mind, it is truly a sad indication of what her mind contains.

If you can somehow persuade a person to react with out thinking, you'll find out the true nature of a person.

If you don't mind my asking, how old are you?

OF COURSE WHOOPI GOES TO THE RACE CARD..YES WHOOPI WE ARE BRINGING BACK SLAVERY LIKE THE OLD TIMES AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WIPE ARE ASSES WITH LEAVES AND OLD NEWSPAPER..YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

Obama is the least qualified person ever to be hoisted atop a major party ticket.

Can anyone please list for me an Obama accomplishment?

He has employed multiple anti-gay clerics on his campaign. His excuse (uhm uh uhm rationale)-- is that there's room for all of us in one big tent.

I ask--if the person were racist would he feel the same way.

I'm tired of gay people getting the short end of the stick, and so gladly embracing it. Hmm. That didn't quite sound right, but you know what I mean.

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Although that comment was weird I loved that Joy Behar called McCain on all the lies in his TV ads AND when McCain says that Roe V. Wade was "very bad decision" and he'd appoint Supreme Court justices who will strictly interpret the constitution. That's when Whoopi wonders, "Should I be worried about being a returned to being a slave?"

Classic!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 4:28pm.
How Is It That...

You got me, Mrs K. On the second "How is That..", I must say that McCain IS a hero, for the sacrifices of his time as a POW, not for his family's Naval legacy.
My problem is with equating military heroism with ability to govern. Yes, he's a hero. We get it. Does he have any shred of an economic recovery plan? NO. That's what all the cheerleading at the RNC was about, (not counting Palin, ANOTHER story). McCain's acceptance speach reminded me of "Napoleon Dynamite" when Napoleon told Pedro to tell the student body that if they voted for him, "their wildest dreams will come true".

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

Don't get me started on Sarah's alleged extremist church. Have you ALREADY FORGOTTEN THE NOTORIOUS REVEREND WRIGHT?

Obama and his cultist supporters should not throw stones in a thin glass house.

And Barbara Walters is an absolute disgrace.

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Sweet Peaches and Cream Corn!

Never watched that show, but that clip was OUTRAGEOUS.

Time for 'someone' to retire gracefully.

Anyone know what was said AFTER those words were uttered?

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Love Anderson: Which leads me to conclude that Hasselcrack is going to run for office someday. That's one of my predictions. Along with the prediction that Oprah is starting her own religion.