Barbizon: The Place Where Dreams Come True
I knew there was a valid reason on why I feel an affinity towards Sheena the Warrior Princess from Harlem on "America's Next Top Model." And now I know what that reason is. It's because we are both Barbizon School of Modeling graduates! Barbizon alumni must stick together. It's a cruel world out there and Barbizon has taught us the necessary skills to get through it.
I'd love to see how Sheena opens a door when leaving a room. At Barbizon, we spent at least a couple of hours learning how to open a stupid fucking door when leaving a room. The correct way to leave a room after an audition is to walk with your face to the room at all times. Seriously. You must slowly walk towards the door, while smiling the entire time. Still smiling, you must grab for the doorknob behind you, open the door and walk through it backwards. You MUST keep your front parts to the skanks in the room. I was 8 at the time and this nonsense seemed like the most important thing in the world to me. Learning how to walk out of a room properly was going to make me a fucking supermodel. GAYER than gay! Barbizon probably made me like the peen.
I also learned at least a dozen ways to sit like a fucking lady. You see, if you're on a modeling call, you have to sit one way. If you're on an acting call, you have to sit another way. My mom paid thousands of dollars for me to learn this crap in the storefront of some strip mall! But it's made me the person I am today. I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room.
I don't even remember them teaching us how to pose or any shit like that. We did have a fashion show and photo shoot at the end of the year, but our parents had to buy the clothes. Below is someone's graduation runway show from Barbizon. My runway show pretty much looked the same, but they had a hotter emcee.
And Sheena isn't the only hot bitch to graduate from Barbizon. Ryan Phillipe, Augusten Burroughs, Carmen Electra, David Archuleta and various hos from "America's Next Top Model" are all graduates. What do they all have in common? They all know how to walk out of a room the right way!
Thanks Keila
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Is it just me or does the MC sound like a ball commentator. I'm like waiting for house designations to be called out lol
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
i love the little girl in the video near the end wearing the pants...she has no clue where she is or what she is doing....my kind of kid
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
A good friend of mine (RIP) had attended Barbizon back in the day.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
MK, you belong to other planet, but LOL !!!
Andi Sweetcheeks,
Yeah, it's been raining here since Thursday night...but it's GREAT sleepin weather!!!!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M Fucking K!
Clarisse on September 13, 2008 - 11:19am
My world needs an Ark, RAIN, MORE RAIN.....btw it's RAINING!
My couch looks like a Frat House for KittyKittyKappa after a kegger.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 13, 2008 - 9:12am.'
*hug*
morning!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Okie/LCT,
Yeah, the avie was very Sit On His Face
Friday! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Andi Sweetcheeks,
It's a great morning in Cleveland!! How bout in your world?
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M Fucking K!
Dearest LOVE CARROTTOP,
I see your bloop and right buttcheek slap and raise you with a doublemint bloop, chi chi facial and a lashing with a sausage.
Yours forevah,
*buuuurrrrp*, excuse me, coffee times.
LOVE ANDERSON
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Holy shitballs the times on my comments are WAY OFF. It's saying 11:10, but it's 9:35 here. Ummm.......
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by oklahoma on September 13, 2008 - 10:52am.
clarisse,, I totally just eye raped your Av. And then I ran off w/ his clothes. haha, he's naked now..And I took his wallet *lays $5 on table for cab ride home*
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I have to agree. That is one hell of a sit on your face Friday avie.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Dearest LOVE ANDERSON,
I feel we do not talk as much as we should. Henceforth, I shall bloop you muchly and high five you on the right buttcheek.
Yours truly,
LOVE CARROTTOP
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Morning Clarisee!!!
Morning Hwores of DLISTED!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
clarisse,, I totally just eye raped your Av. And then I ran off w/ his clothes. haha, he's naked now..And I took his wallet *lays $5 on table for cab ride home*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
OH SHIT! Three of my four favorite ALL TIME Dlisters here!!!!
Great FUCKIN morning! LCT/Sweetcheeks Bradi/Okie!!!!! Yeah!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M Fucking K!
You're my little chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh
And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
You're the apfel strudel of mine eye
Your chu-chi woo-chi nose
Your chu-chi woo-chi eyes
They set my heart a flutter
Your ooo-chi coo-chi ways
Your ooo-chi coo-chi gaze
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M Fucking K!
It's after 11 already.
wtf.
I can't bitch to much, it's rain rain and more fuck rain, it makes me sleep in late.
Beauty sleep, rule #7 from the Barbizon be a model for life handbook.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Chi Chi cat, Chi Chi cat, I love you, Yes I pooo, and Your lil Chi Chi cat eyes, pooooo!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 13, 2008 - 10:32am.
Carrottop!
LMAO! Well, in my head it was the pizza boy!!!
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
"All meat delivery!"
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by oklahoma on September 13, 2008 - 10:32am.
*nuzzles face in LCT's gazoonkas* I know this will HAVE to make MK jealous, and wake him right out of his Pee Pee Coma.
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Hahaha CHI CHIS! Let's all let the chi chis hang out so he has no choice but to come back and talk about them.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Okie,
It was a double meat morning that's for sure!
Man, if we could wake up that way every morning instead of an alarm clock, it would be a much happier world!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M Fucking K!
Clarisse.. haha! He was getting twice the meal down there, wasn't he, that pizza boy.. double the food for half the price..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Carrottop!
LMAO! Well, in my head it was the pizza boy!!!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M Fucking K!
*nuzzles face in LCT's gazoonkas* I know this will HAVE to make MK jealous, and wake him right out of his Pee Pee Coma.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Love Augusten Burroughs' books.
Can't believe Barbizon "schools" still exist.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 13, 2008 - 10:28am.
Shhhh. Maybe MK is gettin the old knob worked on. (i'm feeling generous...it was a good morning *wink*wink*)
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With the pizza boy?!?!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by oklahoma on September 13, 2008 - 10:19am.
LCT, I always have plenty of gas, Trust! *looks at Clarisse* Hey, that's pretty nice!
I think we can all get to NYC, lets click our heels together, and say, "there's no place like merkin comb-over" 3 times.
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OMG MERKIN COMB OVER. I AM SO GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THOSE. I don't know if it'll work though.. you'd probably have to have really LOOOOOONG ones.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 13, 2008 - 10:19am.
Okie, LCT,
*pulls pants down*
Look!!!
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Woooooooooooooooooooooooow, that is THEE coolest merkin I ever did see. How did you get it that colour and fuzziness?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Shhhh. Maybe MK is gettin the old knob worked on. (i'm feeling generous...it was a good morning *wink*wink*)
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M Fucking K!
MK! MK! MK! MK! where the hell are you mutha trucka!? Update this shit!!!!! Cuz Bitch! I pay yo rent!!!!
JOHNNYBOY 4 HSOTM!!!---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fop1_mF1Ifs
Submitted by Dea on September 13, 2008 - 10:22am.
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It's tough love. Those bruises will fade.
Submitted by speakit on September 13, 2008 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Dea on September 13, 2008 - 10:16am.
MK, honey, please wake up and update this thing.
you know you love me
xoxo
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Oh screw that 'MK honey' shit.
GET YOUR FUKKIN ASS OUT OF BED GODDAMMIT!!
**flips MK's mattress and shoots flare gun**
I'm not serving your ass breakfast in bed, bitch. Get to work!
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well, i guess that works too. lol
**whatever**
LCT, I always have plenty of gas, Trust! *looks at Clarisse* Hey, that's pretty nice!
I think we can all get to NYC, lets click our heels together, and say, "there's no place like merkin comb-over" 3 times.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Dea on September 13, 2008 - 10:16am.
MK, honey, please wake up and update this thing.
you know you love me
xoxo
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Oh screw that 'MK honey' shit.
GET YOUR FUKKIN ASS OUT OF BED GODDAMMIT!!
**flips MK's mattress and shoots flare gun**
I'm not serving your ass breakfast in bed, bitch. Get to work!
MK, honey, please wake up and update this thing.
you know you love me
xoxo
:D
**whatever**
omg...add to met to this illustrious list of barbizon alumni...somehow i always knew i should have had the same career as carmen electra...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
*grabs Okie's merkin and plow upside MK's face*
Ok MK. How i love thee!! Siggie change!!
Okie, LCT,
*pulls pants down*
Look!!!
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M Fucking K!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 13, 2008 - 10:02am.
*un velcro's my merkin*
*hands it to LCT*
Here, see what you can do w/ this!
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*pulls out pickle chunk* Here, you might want to hang onto this for later use.
K, how fast can I get to NYC? Anyone have enough gas from Chinese food last night that they could store in a rocket that could blast me there?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
*un velcro's my merkin*
*hands it to LCT*
Here, see what you can do w/ this!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Quick, someone go slap MK with a merkin. Who's closest?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Always Sunny on September 13, 2008 - 9:47am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 13, 2008 - 9:32am.
If it says 'watch full' it's not split up. When it's split up into parts it says watch part 1, etc. Enjoy SITC, loved it!
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Gotcha. Yeah I saw it in theatres and have been shitting my pantaloons waiting for the DVD.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Come out, come out, where ever you are! OH! Nevermind.. lol...
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Where the hell is MK!? I bet someone put ruffies in his drink and now hes at the free clinic getting the morning after pill~
JOHNNYBOY 4 HSOTM!!!---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fop1_mF1Ifs
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 13, 2008 - 9:32am.
If it says 'watch full' it's not split up. When it's split up into parts it says watch part 1, etc. Enjoy SITC, loved it!
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
DevilsRejects. Awesome, once again, just bringing it up.. teehee.. Like cause the guns they use don't even have bullets, cause they say "its all mind control!" Pow Pow
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
It's 10:00 and Mikey is not posting....uh oh, think someone got on the too much bus last night....
@LCT: They're not always split.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
*bangs on MK's door like I'm the FBI*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
*Stand Up*
I too was a Barbizon model (Philly)...didn't graduate...didn't take it serious...I have no regrets!
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"Touch me on my inside parts...and call my name." ~ Beloved