Saturday, September 13th 2008

Chucky Upstages Chestica


While Chestica Simpson was busting out the eardrums of baby pigeons with her country croaking on "Good Morning America" last Tuesday, a group of Chuckies provided some real entertainment. Ain't that a bitch! Getting upstaged by fucking Chucky! When a group of dancing Chuckies are more entertaining than you are, it's probably time to move to Plan B. Or in Chestica's case, Plan S. The S is for SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

Even though the dancing Chuckies have serious moves, I'm a little disappointed with them. I mean, Chestica isn't that far away from them and they are holding sharp weapons..... I guess they figured that she's already committing enough bloodshed by opening up her frog trap.

Posted by: Michael K


Shoebox's picture

AH creepy that video is now going to lead to nightmares especial with my size barbie in closet behind my bed and american girl dolls on the dresser

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that was So funny i cried! i have to watch that again.
I VOTE CHUCKY HOT SLUT OF THE MONTH!

t_stain's picture

That's gonna make me smile for days! Did anyone see the group of Chuckys on Chelsea Lately? I love them... I wish they would have stormed the stage! THe only thing that can top a group of dancing chuckys is a group of chuckys chasing Ms. Messica.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Chucky rules,and Brad Dourif has been a wet dream of mine for years!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

BUST-A-NUT's picture

Wonderfully demented, just what that cooze deserves

piedlourde's picture

Country-loving midgets in Chucky costumes? That's gonna haunt my dreams.

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z-listed's picture

The Chuckys should have been on stage with something
GOOD to dance to! Then they could bust a move! Or bust something...

FritoDorito's picture

Aww, they could have done a little line dance or something.
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Submitted by beerbohmlink on September 13, 2008 - 6:55pm.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Funniest post of the day, dude. Chucky really is handsome, isn't he?

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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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pugsly's picture

OMG mk that is the funniest shit, I have watched it I am afraid more than once LOL geesh with everyone having kids in hollywood they are taking over the boulevard

Mr. President's picture

Thought that was Clay Aiken's love children protesting for some child support.

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Otter Pop's picture

My daughter and nephew got chased by one of those little Chucky's at Hollywood and Highland. I guess it was our punishment for going there in the first place.

dead-actress's picture

Which one's La Pequena? You know that bitch was rocking to that hideous song.

shandi's picture

That's not Jessica singing. You can tell it is not her voice - sounds nothing like her. Plus, it is not the actual tune but the harmony. So it sounds like a background singer may be singing/practicing her harmony.

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Sayonara's picture

Hilarious!

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muncle's picture

Chestica got Chucky served :)
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Albatross's picture

That is some funny shit right there! LMAO I'd rather watch the Chuckies than Messica any day!

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Chicaloca's picture

OMG I had totally forgot about chucky. that fucking doll scared the shit out of me when I was young

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paris herpes's picture

Chucky is more entertaining that Chestica EVER dreams to be! HA!

Your face!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

This has inspired me to become Chucky for this Halloween.
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TOPANGA's picture

Jessica's singing (and I use that term lightly) and a bunch of real life dancing Chuckies...are you trying to put is in therapy MK?! These things can have lasting traumatic effects on people!

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char's picture

Haa Haa...she should employ them as her backup dancers.

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lellykuick's picture

HA! They were on Chelsea Lately the other night too!

Midgets, Chuckie, and that singing...holy hell I'm in a nightmare and I can't wake up.

madam s.'s picture

The Aikens!

Salem13's picture

Her "singing" is more horrorfying then 1,000 real life Chucky's.

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Submitted by letinstar on September 13, 2008 - 1:00pm.
she really thinks this cuntry shit is gonna work out for her huh?
delusional skank.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Are there any nude photos of Chuckie?

findleynb's picture

creepy

letinstar's picture

hi angry mom...the speaker should be disabled for this mess...i felt my head starting to explode, so i had to find a happy place efore i could move on...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

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Boob3rries's picture

morning Angel!!

CHESTICA! Go home, sweetie. Become a housewife, a real one this time.

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angel_i's picture

Haha! Badonkadonk Chucky!

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angry mom's picture

hi letin!
I can't click my speaker on for half the sluts on Mk's catagories list, one being jessucka.

southpaw's picture

Hahahah, what the hell? Are they midgets dressed as Chucky? Or are they little kids?

Disco Punk-Rockah's picture

There are more Chucky's then there are fans!!!! Sadness hahaha! I love those dumb little Chucky's!!!!

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letinstar's picture

the horrible warbling distracted me so i couldn't concentrate on the dancing chuckies...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

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Hysteria's picture

Wow, life is pretty bleak when the choices are dancing chuckies or Chestica.

Those chuckies are both funny and disturbing.

ViVee's picture

Curses on MTV & Papa Joe for putting this no talent skank in the fucking spotlight, she's medicore singer at best.

DESIGNER GENES's picture

YES! CHUCKY!
He should have taken over the mic and done that chant he does to get his power!

Deb's picture

Is this video from Hell's Waiting Room?

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 13, 2008 - 9:34am.

Hello Clarisse *grin*

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Zippy Hips's picture

That's hilarious! They're much more interesting than Jessica's singing.

Clarisse's picture

Great! Thanks for the nightmare fodder!

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Boob3rries's picture

I bet it was crowded AFTER all the Chuckies did their thing!

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speakit's picture

And Chucky would not be listening to that shit. He'd be listening to Gwar or something.

yiooooooo's picture

omg , I love the dancing chukies , do they do party's???

Theres only like 50 people there ,so sad

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speakit's picture

I don't get it.

What's funnier is that there was like NO CROWD to listen to her sing. It was like a beer tent at the fair. OMG Jessica, just quit. LOLOL