Saturday, September 13th 2008

It's About Time!

The city of Hollywood got an extra shot of homo faaaaaabulousness yesterday when the Village People received their star on the Walk of Fame. That star looks so bland. It should be extra sparkly or something. This is the Village People we're talking about!

Some of the original members of the Village People weren't even there which totally sucks. The original cop, Victor Willis, managed to show up. He watched the ceremony from the sidewalk. He also wore a cop costume that was probably found in the "last chance bin" in the Halloween section at KMart. A couple of LAPD officers had to check Victor's fake gun to make sure it wasn't real. That fucking makes me sad. Victor shouldn't be standing on the sidewalk in a paltry cop uniform. He should up there with the rest of those ripe fruits. Life isn't fair.

Charo was also on hand to congratulate the dudes. I'd like to think that Charo accidentially walked in on the ceremony. In my head, Charo spends her Fridays afternoon, strolling through Hollywood, coochie-cooing for all the tourists. She's so fucking hot.



Disco rules! They need to establish a "Stars" sidewalk in Castro District in San Francisco. I'm not gay. I'm a married mommy of two, but I love being around the "love". SF has very easy going vibes for a big city. It's so unique and thank God it's not another L.A. ---seriously, there are some extraordinary people of all walks of life from this area that should be founded. Just my opinion.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

DISCO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Everybody wears the mask but how long will it last?- The Fugees.

Bossy's picture

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on September 13, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by Bossy on September 13, 2008 - 8:04pm.

Yo Bossy...

Thanks Mr. Mercury =). Still though, it sucks to be on the sidewalk watching your group's name get an award.

Aphid's picture

They FINALLY got a dirt star! :)

jussayin's picture

the Navy was gonna use their song "In The Navy" as a promo campaign once but didn't....

I guess no one asked but finally someone told LOL

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Charo is smoking hot!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Is Charo wearing support hose?

Mick's picture

Ugh.

Just looking at that photo gives me a hangover....

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arrgh's picture

Submitted by dead-actress on September 13, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Best part of any wedding reception is when we're all nice and tipsy & they crank up the Village People.

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Amen to that!! There's nothing better than watching my mom bust a move after doing the bridal dance shot. She doesnt drink, so that one shot does her in..I love it!!

angel_i's picture

@Sandbitch: seriously, did you not rep your set, or what?:

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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DR.FUNK's picture

Way to go VILLAGE PEOPLE!!! Took long enough.
Randy just had a b'day.Wonder why he did'nt make this?

"Ya' gonna beee a star...a BIG star!"

"...'Cause everybody is a star in HOLLEEWOOD."

letinstar's picture

the village people always made happy dance music...i like them...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

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smokeybaconflavour's picture

Wut the Hay-ell is going on here?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Wow , its funny they are given a star on the walk of fame the same day as the birthday of original cowboy Randy Jones.

Ray Simpson, brother to Valerie Simpson replaced original lead singer Victor Willis in 1980 and even appears in the cult classic so bad its wonderful "Cant Stop The Music" disco movie musical directed by none other than Rhoda's mom Bounty paper towel spokesmodel Nancy Walker.
Victor became a hot mess of Amy Wino proportions but looks as if he has cleaned up well and doing OK.

These guys were such a bright spot in my 70s childhood & dont hate people they still have at least 3 original members Native American Felipe Rose, , Army solider Alex Briley & construction worker David "Scar" Hodo in their lineup , as previous posts stated , Ive seen oldie acts without one original member , someone just owns the name and tours as that act.

Rock ON VP !
and OMG CHARO is seriously the hottest bitch alive right now !

"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton

I wish Victor Willis would get his shit together and get out there and play, Ray Simpson is cool but Victor is the voice behind ALL their classic hits. Sucks Randy Jones wasn't there. And that original biker Glenn Hughes has passed (although the new guy is a real nice guy, spoke to him after a VP show once).

that homeless dude in the picture must be a fan of their music.
There's a line in Y.M.C.A. that says:
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

glamourpuss's picture

all this blatant hotness just made my palin hole pucker.

dead-actress's picture

Best part of any wedding reception is when we're all nice and tipsy & they crank up the Village People.

CeeCee's picture

What?! He's the main one who did all the singing. Why'd they make him stay on the sidewalk? So wrong.

Original Leatherman was so hot.

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@Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 13, 2008 - 4:14pm.
I did wonder why there were so many nobodies on there.

Does Angelina Full of Grace have one yet?
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No, I don't believe our Lady of Lips, Hips, and Ego has one. Probably since the sidewalk would
snarl and pucker when they tried to place it in.
I think she'd be more afraid that the factoid that
she had to PAY to get her star would dent her
fat-headed EGO.
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z-listed's picture

MK, you had *nothing* to say about the guy getting Victor's autograph in that thumbnail?

I hope you feel OK.

BLW's picture

I loved them when they first came out--until they basically disbanded.
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Everyone is loved by someone.

Dashboard Barbie's picture

Charo rocks!
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I told ya I was trouble...

MyTwoCents's picture

Only Charo could get away with this look at 75 or whatever the hell age she is. My legs have NEVER looked that good. You just know she's the only one hearing "kookaracha" or whatever music she's dancing to.

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paris herpes's picture

I SO want to be Charo when I grow up...she is so FUCKIN HOT! I love the idea of her strolling around and just happening upon this event (hopefully on shrooms)...it is effin kismet if I ever saw it. If I were a gay man this would be heaven!

Your face!

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Submitted by Bossy on September 13, 2008 - 8:04pm.

Yo Bossy...these guys in the picture are the replacements for the original Village People, with the exception being the Indian, Felipe (who used to dance on the bar at the long-defunct Anvil bar for tips). Other original members such as Glenn Hughes, the Leatherman, have passed away or retired. What you see in the picture are the replacement members, who change from time to time since the name "Village People" is held by a corporation or individual who can use the name legally to promote the group although the members are NOT the originals. You see this in other music groups like the Platters or other "nostalgia" acts whose original members would be too old to perform any longer.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 13, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Tigerlilly on September 13, 2008 - 7:20pm.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 13, 2008 - 5:16pm.
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If I didn't know better, I would seriously think those lyrics sounded...well,...kinda gay...

-GAY!? WHAT!?
I really have no idea what your talking about.
*does the Nacho Nacho Man dance*
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I SAID IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER! Sheesh, I mean, they like to stay at the YMCA, and that's Christian, and we all know that Christians aren't gay....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by senoritame on September 13, 2008 - 1:55pm.
And Charo is so hot.That granny has hot legs, although it kinda looks like she is wearing the super panyhose that the girls at Hooters wear so you can't see any imperfections.

Yeah, my skanky housemate used to work at Hooters. Those "pantyhose" are really like nude colored spandex/spanx. They're super thick and stretchy to hide anything unsightly I guess. They don't actually wrap around their feet, that's why they wear those hideous white tube socks--my housemate hated those tubesocks.

Bossy's picture

I'm confused. These guys holding stars aren't the village people? But the original guy from the Village People is on the sidewalk watching the ceremony? I don't get it, no seriously please explain this to me.

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Tigerlilly on September 13, 2008 - 7:20pm.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 13, 2008 - 5:16pm.
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If I didn't know better, I would seriously think those lyrics sounded...well,...kinda gay...

-GAY!? WHAT!?
I really have no idea what your talking about.
*does the Nacho Nacho Man dance*

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Mr. Mercury's picture

Those are not the Village People. They're so NOT the Village People. Props to the real VP and Randy Jones in particular since today is his birthday. Back in the day, they were something else, just some Christopher Street clones who answered an ad in the Voice for a "disco band" who looked like the guys cruising in fetish wear...and oh yeah, the original ad ended: "must have mustache". Somehow, they transcended, bless em all.

*sings*

"..levis and keys on the left now, all right!"

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Manimal5's picture

The original members of the group have started a new group called Village Pepaws.

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Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by EvilShoe on September 14, 2008 - 9:20am.

OMFG its this guy here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXuEcCb3Fc&feature=related

But that was to the song Maniac.
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HAHA! Love it. I bet they *so* wanted NACHOS NACHOS MAN...I WANNA BE YOUR NACHOS MAN. But they couldn't afford the royalties.

EvilShoe's picture

OMFG its this guy here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXuEcCb3Fc&feature=related

But that was to the song Maniac.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 13, 2008 - 5:16pm.
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If I didn't know better, I would seriously think those lyrics sounded...well,...kinda gay...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 13, 2008 - 6:25pm.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 14, 2008 - 8:16am.

I wanna be your mooocho machoooooooo man...
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OT: Anyone remember the Nacho Nacho Man commercial from Old El Paso with the big guy danced around with nachos to the Macho Macho music? OMG that was HILARIOUS!

My friend Chris looked just like and when he did the impression of the TV ad I almost pee'd myself everytime.

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.---☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Submitted by Noelegy on September 14, 2008 - 8:34am.

I don't remember the cowboy either, but if you look at the fourth thumbnail, not only is his expression kind of hilarious, but you can see "Scientology West Center" on a sign behind him.

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So there is! Excellent spotting. There was a blogging argument on dlisted the other day about a some anti Scientology group taking to the streets *also in your city* on September 13th. I wonder if *they* were protesting in front of the *that* scientology center? The dickheads. And I'm not talking about the village people either.

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I don't remember the cowboy either, but if you look at the fourth thumbnail, not only is his expression kind of hilarious, but you can see "Scientology West Center" on a sign behind him.

Village People and Charo. Too much for one day!

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One step closer to things we need to say
One cut deeper to tear the past away
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Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 14, 2008 - 8:16am.

I wanna be your mooocho machoooooooo man...

aeeeiiie can't stop singin it!!!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

The lyrics, ROFLMAO!
yes i know it's long but shut it and sing along damn it.

Macho Man

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

gucci's picture

Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHH! i love the village people congradulations ladies, oh, i mean guys!

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Submitted by soul on September 14, 2008 - 7:57am.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

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You can get yourself cleaned,
you can have a good meal,
You can do whateva you fee e eel

EvilShoe's picture

Its kind of like Kool & the Gang, there aren't alot of original members left. They sung at a private eBay convention like two years ago, I was like 'who the fuck are these guys'. The older eBayers loved it, I was like "can we get some bitches that are not on life support" that went over well.

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soul's picture

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
LOL :)
congrats to the V.P.!
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D

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Submitted by senoritame on September 13, 2008 - 3:55pm.

Who the hell are those guys, they aren't the Village People. Are they like Menudo and kick people out of the band when they get too old?
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Thank you! I was wondering why they all looked so "fresh", then thought maybe it was just me being so stoned for much of the '70s.

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YES. Happy day indeed.

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senoritame's picture

And since this is tagged under gay...some lady came to my door today to encourage me to vote yes on prop 8 to make marriage only legal for a man and woman. When I told her I support gay marriage, she said "But what about your children?!" WTF kind of response is that?

The army guy kinda looks like Russel Simmons.

dead-actress's picture

Is that Eric Estrada in the Native American get up?

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